//\\\\/ MY "GHETTO" COMEDY POETRY! //\\\\/ "Pathetic, Niga, Homeboy" /

[ILuvPTA]

Originally Posted by zeeweed

DAgg, JUs another Example of sum 1 which too much spare time, LOL

yo, homeboy, this a DESI site, prob,, most nigas garls, here didnt do, squat, but point is, Jus doing this Poll, too make urself look or, feel better, is Pathetic, LOL
my 2, cents,

The following is some "ghetto" comedy poetry written by myself in response to zeeweed's attitude in my half-serious thread and poll about virginity (click here), as shown in his quote above. LOL!. I meant 2 post it earlier on but didn't get the chance til now. Enjoy muvvafuckaz & have a good laff .............



"Pathetic, Niga, Homeboy"


yo, zeeweed, Pathetic, homeboy, niga, got, some, beef, with, me, son?
Pathetic, yo. Bring, it, on, muthfucka, yo ..........................

Yo this be a DESI site?
Well niga, homeboy, I don't wana start afight
But geee ain't u mothfukin bright, yo
Its mothfuckin, new, news, to, me (yeah right),
Pathetic, or so u say, errr
Sure I ain't no mothfuckin Dre
But hey, I weren't born yesterday
Don't hate
(Take your head out your mothfukin ass, niga, homeboy
Stop being so mothfuckin gay, ok?)
Mothfucka I ain't no retard
Yeah, its really hard to work out, without a doubt, ain't easy,
What with, a, mothfuckin, domain name, like,
rateDESI !!!!!???????,
Sure. Pathetic, niga, homeboy, Pathetic.

(You know niga, I may, use, too, much, blue,
but, Pathetic, homeboy, u got no clue, cos I, ain't, no,
mothfuckin, foo, I, ain't, no, mothfuckin, foo.
Pathetic, niga, homeboy. Pathetic. Pathetic. )

Pathetic. yo know what?
Pathetic, homeboy, .
U know didly-squat, yeah
Pathetic, homeboy, niga,
Itz, mothfuckin,
Pathetic,that, ur dissin my poll,
Coz the only action u've prolly ever had
Woz with a fuckin rubber Blowup doll,
hahahahhaahah
(And even then I s'pose it prolly been used so much
All the plastic holes have prolly taken their toll!) hahah ..... no?

Niga, homeboy, pathetic, yo
Why lie about losin' virginity,
Can't you see,
The truth setz u free,
(Don't you agree?)
And the truth iz
U ain't ever had a-n-y
Just admit it
Ur a regular virgin m-a-r-y
Face it
And if not, the ones u had
And shagged
Were prolly jurassic an all fuckin' hairy
uggggh!
Pathetic
Dang muthafucker,
(U should've handed em yo goddamn damn plucker!)

Pathetic. niga, homeboy,
Look
Listen very carefully
Before tryin to diss me
Cos people like you piss me
You see the, mothfuckin, irony, of, it, alll, yo, g , iz ........................
You spent, some time, and it went, by lookin', at, thiz, mothfuckin,
thread of mine,
Tryin to get, the, wordz, read,
Tryin to understand
But don't u see ur mothfuckin (brain) dead (!!???),
Itz prolly all 'zee' mothfuckin shit u've been fed,
Ur so dense your prolly heavier than a 1000 tonnes of lard an lead
(Are you gettin pissed off yet with what i've just said?)
Yo, its, Pathetic, Pathetic, niga, homeboy.
Pathetic.

Niga, Its obvious that thinkin, givez, your, head, severe, pain,
niga, homeboy your heads filled with nothing but hot air, niga, nothing there, niga,
not even pubic hair
(not that I care),
So u better refrain from postin here ever again
Coz All, 'zee', mothfuckin, weed,
From, the, mothfuckin ghetto killed, the, cellz, in, yo, goddamn brain
(Or did you lose 'em while lettin' one off in that sidewalk drain?)

You know, u prolly, never had any (braincells) from the start,
Yo, headz, prolly, so empty, so much gas & air, when u try to think,
Pop -- oops. there goes a brainfart.

You stupid git
I bet you prolly wishing you didn't reply,
Regretting that you wrote that shit
Prolly prayin to God, asking him why
Regretting every bit of it
But niga homeboy don't cry, just take a deep breath, sigh,
and pray this mothfukin thread dies.
Haahahahah. Pathetic, yo, haaahhaaha. Pathetic.

(LOL, my, mothfuckin, 2, cents, yo, homeboy. Pathetic. understand?
Makes sense, yo? Pathetic. Can't wait til you get fuckin banned!
ahahahah)

(yo, did u just brainfart?
I can smell the mothfukin stink from over here) ...

Now you wanna know what I think?
You prolly posted here, in, this, mothfuckin, place,
Just to show, yo, mothfuckin, face, yo,
(U do know what u wrote woz a mothfukin disgrace, yo, to the
entire desi race? no?),

And truth is you, only posted coz u thought u could pull some birds,
Just like u say in your mothfuckin, wordz,
"To, make, urself, look, or, feel, better" an worse,
Itz Pathetic, to, the, mothfuckin, letter, niga, u, thought u'd be heard by and seen, by the girls. Niga, but the girls would rather eat they're own fucking turdz, niga, even if they woz just battery-operated mattel figurez. yeah.

Yo, Pathetic, niga, homeboy.
Its, sad, if, so, and you know, look I ain't your foe
But pathetic, niga, homeboy, please don't stay, time's up -
its time for you to go!

Pathetic.
Use, some, mothfuckin, thought, niga, homeboy, what ever happened to
To all the thingz you been taught in school, niga (did u even go?), coz,
U put naught in, ur, mothfuckin, post, yo,
And dont ever boast, yo
From the way you talk looks like you can barely write or read
You ain't clever, no
You ain't got what you need to succeed,
Unless you're after fugly whores
See u lack the key that opens doors & gets women on all fours
You're a lost cause like Edwards an Kerry
C'mon fess up - You ain't ever popped a girls cherry,
Yo, you proly jack off alone at home so much
U could farm your own fuckin dairy !

Pathetic, niga, homeboy, check, yo, grammer, yo
And, don't stutter an stammer, no, bad grammar's about as annoyin as a dirty rotten spammer sendin' Viagra ads to a list as big as the mothfuckin pants of mc hammer.
And Learn, how, 2, use, not abuse, mothfuckin, commas, yo, ----- they, ain't, supposed, 2, B inbetween, every, muthfuckin'. word (!!!) .
Yo (You heard?). yeah u should be careful with those.
Pathetic, yo. Pathetic, niga, homeboy. Pathetic.

Pathetic. Don't get diabetic tryin to write back ----
You don't know mothfuckin jack
Coz without all those neurons u lack coz of all the crack u smack
U'll crack niga.
U'll be sittin' there all day long
All day
All night long smokin that bong
Figuring out what to say while dancin' to that Madonna song
Like A Virgin
In your bra an thong an
Typing away with ur mothfukin half-inch dong. (Yo, Am I wrong?).

Niga, homeboy, LOL. Pathetic.
That's right, mothfucka, get it right, u ain't too bright .... aite?
But you still wanna a piece of me?
Fine
Try take a bite

Pathetic. Yo, homeboy, niga.
Pathetic.

Main points?
Well people
Get it in ur damn headz, (read', homeboy, niga):
I don't do drugs or smoke joints, no need, go figure
And before you breed
And proceed to plant the
Seed
Take mothfuckin heed of everything I've just
Fuckin' said, Be aware of all the sexual greed
(and give me some cred),
Before u go to bed and do the deed
Agreed?
And protection ------ thatz sumfing you definitely need.
Be careful
Or u could end up with fuckin' STDS
And seventeen kids to feed!

Now ......... No more rage
Its getting late, yo
So if you don't mind i'm headin to the main page
Not to hate or find a wifey & get engaged
But to rate, 1 to ten, over and over again, then
Maybe date, get jiggy and who knows, even mate?
Maybe even catch some fakez
But wait, yo
Forget about all the hoes and all those who do nuthin but suck dickz
In their home-made amateur flix
All day long
And as much as I like to see hot chix in a thong
Don't want none of that fuckin jailbait
Coz itz just plain wrong
You'd end up in a bad place you'd hate, like hell
Or maybe in a cell, trapped behind steel gates
A place full of psychoz
And fel-ons of the likes of Norm Bates (!)

Yo, pathetic, homeboy, niga, u betta go over what I just said,
Niga, coz after doin the ratin i'm headin to bed
But lets get one thing straight mate
I don't want a chick
To just cook me roti an clean my plates
Thatz why I got me plenty of datez
Its all about respect, I go for women who have class
It ain't just about pussy an ass
Realise I don't have no problems
Getting laid, an no need fo any of the mothfuckin bling I've made,
Comprehend, niga, homeboy, no expenses need be paid,
Not even a single dime .......... don't need no filthy ho, no
But why all the fuss?
I ain't afraid, plus, there ain't no rush, so it be delayed.
(I'm-a give it time, yo)

Oh pathetic, niga, homeboy that's where you suck
Yo, I don't wanna cuss but even if you prayed
If I wanted to
I could fuck more chix in a day then you could ever do in a decade
Coz when it comes to women i got all the luck, yo
So I rest my case but ..... one more thing before I go :

Yo, Nothing personal, No Offence
I know these wordz have taken up a lot of space
And this prolly ain't the time or place
And u prolly still hate
But If you diss me ever again
Pathetic, homeboy, niga I'll defecate in your mothafuckin face!!!!!!!!!!

Written By Arun (ILuvPTA)
(Copyright 2005)


btw ----------- Hope u found it funny ?????? Is it 'sik'? LOL!
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[indibro]

thats funny!

[chingchingching]

:giggle:
so silly

[indibro]

Originally Posted by chingchingching

:giggle:
so silly

chingy ur so dam hot!

[parata_man]

asians need to stop using the "N" word

[ILuvPTA]

Originally Posted by indibro

chingy ur so dam hot!

i agree !! ...................

Originally Posted by chingchingching

:giggle:
so silly

:giggle:

Originally Posted by indibro

thats funny!

capishe ......