the Official Gujurati History Month Thread

**KurtaPyjama** · December 1st, 2011, 11:01 PM

Chem Cho and Jai Shri Krishan!

I just wanted to take this moment to remind everyone that December is a very special month for us Gujus

!!!!: by order of his Hon. Kal Penn and POTUS of the United Stats, it is finally Gujurati History Month here in the U.S.

!!!!!

We, as the most prominent and profitable NRIs, have come a long way from our humble beginnings as money-lenders in India. As the original american forehead-painting orange-robed vegetarians, we have been able to expand our price gougery from Newark, New Jersey, in the heart of the New World, as far as the motels, gas stations, liquor stores of PATTERSON. EDISON. JERSEY CITY. and even RUTGERS CAMPUS.

I want to give you all the opportunity to express your feelings and tell us all about how you have been personally affected by most important INDIANS IN AMERICA

!!!!!!

Best posts will be published on GHM2011.gov in the new year!

Special thanks to Raj Patel, Rakhi Patel, the other Raj Patel, Karan Shah, Raj Patel #3, Judith Desai-Swarovsky and Raj Gandhi.

BobLobLaw · December 1st, 2011, 11:38 PM

thanks Gujju peeps for Modi

**Kslay88** · December 2nd, 2011, 12:39 AM

_Anarchist · December 2nd, 2011, 01:30 PM

I've never met a guju before.

vsaigal · December 2nd, 2011, 03:39 PM

^ lol

zarahomme · December 2nd, 2011, 03:46 PM

gujews are actually very professional businesspeople.

i always like dealing with them.

sagarmatha · December 2nd, 2011, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Anarchist

I've never met a guju before.

fabled creatures from a fabled land

**Kslay88** · December 2nd, 2011, 03:57 PM

KINGOFPUNJAB01 · December 2nd, 2011, 04:35 PM

Gujarati vs Punjabi lol

_Anarchist · December 2nd, 2011, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sagarmatha

fabled creatures from a fabled land

They are the unicorns of South Asia.

**Kslay88** · December 2nd, 2011, 04:46 PM

dhokla mubarak 2 u kp. this year for us gujratistanis we were blessed with a very auspicious garba season. our very much prancing 8 step naach vs level 12 (higher dance for higher caste) step dance has granted us 2-3 returns on our defective merchandise at our patel cash and carries.

y0 m0mma · December 2nd, 2011, 06:29 PM

I thought you were Paki, whoops.

xUsernameBrahh · December 2nd, 2011, 07:23 PM

Whats a gujew??

Siesta · December 2nd, 2011, 08:15 PM

polypeptide · December 3rd, 2011, 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siesta

You watch bolly movies? Mad skills.

_Anarchist · December 4th, 2011, 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siesta

Hey siesta, recently I ordered some desi clothes from this desi clothing website and your picture was on the order confirmation page.

phatty · December 4th, 2011, 02:47 AM

Werd. It's all about the dhokla and dandiyas.

Siesta · December 11th, 2011, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Anarchist

Hey siesta, recently I ordered some desi clothes from this desi clothing website and your picture was on the order confirmation page.

Say werd

, pics or it didnt happen

I just ordered this hot item...now all I need is an invite to your wedding to wear it

http://www.utsavfashion.com/store/sa...x?Icode=STS203

Quote:

Originally Posted by polypeptide

You watch bolly movies? Mad skills.

phatty · December 11th, 2011, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siesta

Say werd

, pics or it didnt happen

I just ordered this hot item...now all I need is an invite to your wedding to wear it

http://www.utsavfashion.com/store/sa...x?Icode=STS203

You have to post pictures in this. Kay thanks.

_Anarchist · December 11th, 2011, 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Siesta

Say werd

, pics or it didnt happen

I just ordered this hot item...now all I need is an invite to your wedding to wear it

http://www.utsavfashion.com/store/sa...x?Icode=STS203

It actually appears on the order confirmation page of Utsav! I see that you're a big fan of theirs.

That's a hot piece, momma. I'm going to find me a man just so you can wear that.

Siesta · December 11th, 2011, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phatty

You have to post pictures in this. Kay thanks.

It was suppose to be for a christmas party but it wont get here in time

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Anarchist

It actually appears on the order confirmation page of Utsav! I see that you're a big fan of theirs.

That's a hot piece, momma. I'm going to find me a man just so you can wear that.

I am but heck I never say myself on there

! Cool.

You are such a sweetheart

**Kslay88** · December 11th, 2011, 02:18 AM

still LOLing at how accurate the original response is

**DesieL** · December 12th, 2011, 02:50 PM

This thread.. proudly sponsored by Dunkin Donuts, Subway Sandwhich shops and

Black Friday 2011.

The official day for all the gujratis occupying space in America

xUsernameBrahh · December 12th, 2011, 10:22 PM

This thread smells like oil.

jumpn jza · December 12th, 2011, 11:39 PM

Gujjus, they make Punjabis seem okay.

December 1st, 2011, 11:01 PM	#1
KurtaPyjama VIP Member Join Date: Feb 16 2006 Posts: 11,633 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748437 Casino cash: $35012	the Official Gujurati History Month Thread Chem Cho and Jai Shri Krishan! I just wanted to take this moment to remind everyone that December is a very special month for us Gujus !!!!: by order of his Hon. Kal Penn and POTUS of the United Stats, it is finally Gujurati History Month here in the U.S. !!!!! We, as the most prominent and profitable NRIs, have come a long way from our humble beginnings as money-lenders in India. As the original american forehead-painting orange-robed vegetarians, we have been able to expand our price gougery from Newark, New Jersey, in the heart of the New World, as far as the motels, gas stations, liquor stores of PATTERSON. EDISON. JERSEY CITY. and even RUTGERS CAMPUS. I want to give you all the opportunity to express your feelings and tell us all about how you have been personally affected by most important INDIANS IN AMERICA !!!!!! Best posts will be published on GHM2011.gov in the new year! Special thanks to Raj Patel, Rakhi Patel, the other Raj Patel, Karan Shah, Raj Patel #3, Judith Desai-Swarovsky and Raj Gandhi. __________________ Suck my dil pickle

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December 2nd, 2011, 07:23 PM	#13
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December 4th, 2011, 02:47 AM	#17
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