Learn how to speak/swear in Punjabi (1 day's work)

**JiG** · September 8th, 2005, 04:26 PM

Our friend J_Zilla decided to give us all some lessons. Trust me, it'll help you ppl when you run into the crazy (I mean good) Punjabis

There are soo many variations that you can come up with.. its nuts..

Main components of all punjabi swears is:
1) pick a family member
- Phain, chachi, tayee, chacha, mami, masar, phain, ma, mama
2. pick a body part
- bund, nak, kan, phudee, lun, tutta.. you name it
3. pick a closer
- hema malni no natchavan, aloo deh paronteh banava, bhangra pavan, kickboxing karan, machi market kholan, etc
4. join them together.
- theri chachi di bund vich hema malni no natchavan

"wasup"
Kidan

"how you doing"
Kidan?

"oh shit son, thats hella tite"
ni main marjavan gur khahkeh.

"dayam girl, you stupid fly"
toon meri makhi di roti naal saag.

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

"Hello madame, you look verry pretty today"
kidan! mummeh bareh soneha

"Miss, would come suckage interest you?"
choopa chaapa deh deh sonieh

Kussa katta - I love you

Lund/Lulla/Lulli -- Dick

bund -- Ass

phudi -- Pussy

"sir, i find that to be truely rude"
Maiovya, teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan

Teri ma di phudi vich jackie chan di movie lavan.

Teri ma di..... roti bari swad ah
Teri phain nu main... sat sri akal kahan

Teri chachi di nak vich aloo deh paronteh banava

Teri ma di bund vich tata sumo chalavan.. 3rd gear teh

Apne tatte na..bund vicho nikaal ke thora ja scratch karley. Aiwayeen paunkhi jaanda ah'.

Teri mami di phodee wich Daler Mehndi da concert karavan. "bolo tara rara" hojaogee..

Tereh bebe di phudee wich aloo deh paronteh banavan

Teri maa di bund'ch income tax da daftar(office) khol davaan

Teri maa da bootha mithun chakrorbaty vangoo kala

Teri bund vich teri chachi di, sali di, naukrani di kuti da lun

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

Main te mar'he java, gidha pa kay.

Bhan'choda tu bhul v geya, main teri maa dey cholay hilanda hunda si.--Motherfucker you forgotten already, I used to play with your moms tits

'Teri bebe di kus vich, me trolley lehke, machli parkeh, jor naal pasaalenga'

'Meh Teri maa di bund upar, gadi lehke, skidmark ta hover karlenga'

muth (n) Pronunciation Key (m'oth)
A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and consisting of secretions of the testes, seminal vesicles, prostate, and bulbourethral glands
sentence: muth mari jana

Quote:

Originally Posted by sara khan

teri aisi di taisi, khan te na jawin ullo de pathe mein punjaban aan, tere tote tote kar ke galli de kuttean nu khila dawan gi. hath mein kioun pawan, balke tera we katt ke sit dawan...khud ee soch lawo ki

-- fiesty biznatch, eh? .

**Please feel free to add your Punjabi**

Disclaimer **We do not take any responsibility for any repercussions that may occur from the verbiage listed.**

**ThatGirl** · September 8th, 2005, 04:28 PM

I could have used that a few days ago

**bigr0ck** · September 8th, 2005, 04:28 PM

Kussa katta - I love you

**EverBlazinGyal** · September 8th, 2005, 04:28 PM

LMAO....ur gonna get some ppl in a lot of trouble

**luscious_diva** · September 8th, 2005, 04:29 PM

teri dhohti vich toofaan ne teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan

J_Zilla · September 8th, 2005, 04:32 PM

lol. put a disclaimer on that. "We do not take any responsibility for any repercussions that may occur from the verbiage listed."

**yaara** · September 8th, 2005, 04:32 PM

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

**sara khan** · September 8th, 2005, 04:33 PM

true story: my dad who never swears usually called my bro 'maayavva choora' cos he did something wrong. we kids thought he was saying miaoun like a cat

so me and my sisters picked it up and said it infront of ppl

**luscious_diva** · September 8th, 2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_Zilla

lol. put a disclaimer on that. "We do not take any responsibility for any repercussions that may occur from the verbiage listed."

fooking lawyer

**sara khan** · September 8th, 2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yaara

"girl you turn me on"
meri dhohti vich toofaan

J_Zilla · September 8th, 2005, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luscious_diva

teri dhohti vich toofaan ne teri chachi di bund vich harmonium bajavan

well done!

no go to the closest punjabi person around, and practice, practice, practice

**abhi_karan** · September 8th, 2005, 04:35 PM

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J_Zilla · September 8th, 2005, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luscious_diva

fooking lawyer

lol. always need to cover your ass these days!

**IPunjabi.Blood** · September 8th, 2005, 04:37 PM

Kuti Bitch

Haramjada Bastard

Pra-chodh Brother fucker

Theri ma di bingi lund Your mother's crooked pussy

Maachaud Motherfucker

Bund maar In the ass

Lulla choop Suck dick

Bhander Monkey

Behsharam Without shame

Sai da lora Tramp's dick

Lund Dick

Hydro786 · September 8th, 2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverBlazinGyal

LMAO....ur gonna get some ppl in a lot of trouble

LOL isnt it great

Anand - thanks for moving the attentionf rom my thread

lol

**luscious_diva** · September 8th, 2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_Zilla

well done!

no go to the closest punjabi person around, and practice, practice, practice

i m not stoopid.

**JiG** · September 8th, 2005, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatGirl

I could have used that a few days ago

There's always next time

infection · September 8th, 2005, 04:38 PM

teri maami di bund wich tere maamay they tattay

**luscious_diva** · September 8th, 2005, 04:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_Zilla

lol. always need to cover your ass these days!

you got me in the trouble before you had a disclaimer on

i m gonna sue ur ass!

**JiG** · September 8th, 2005, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_Zilla

well done!

no go to the closest punjabi person around, and practice, practice, practice

I would recommend all you ppl to do that!

J_Zilla · September 8th, 2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luscious_diva

you got me in the trouble before you had a disclaimer on

i m gonna sue ur ass!

it wasnt me who typed it in the first place. Slander!

**JiG** · September 8th, 2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hydro786

LOL isnt it great

Anand - thanks for moving the attentionf rom my thread

lol

Haha! I firgured you were too busy trying to get your votes, so, wanted to take the work load off ya

**yaara** · September 8th, 2005, 04:41 PM

"FUCK YOU ALL"

Duniya 'aalo, bund marvaalo

**luscious_diva** · September 8th, 2005, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J_Zilla

it wasnt me who typed it in the first place. Slander!

i have right to sue u both as you were part of the crime too

**ezbreezyfresh** · September 8th, 2005, 04:41 PM

whats bund?

and phudi?

September 8th, 2005, 04:28 PM	#2
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IPunjabi.Blood cliche' catch phrase here Join Date: Jul 6 2004 Posts: 25,663 Reputation: 709547 --> Rep Power: 71076 Casino cash: $1101	Kuti Bitch Haramjada Bastard Pra-chodh Brother fucker Theri ma di bingi lund Your mother's crooked pussy Maachaud Motherfucker Bund maar In the ass Lulla choop Suck dick Bhander Monkey Behsharam Without shame Sai da lora Tramp's dick Lund Dick

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