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Still a Newb
Join Date: Feb 25 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Hi guys
What month were u born? January-----------i fucked Febuary-----------i stole from March--------------i bitch slapped April--------------- i kicked May----------------i married June---------------i kissed July----------------i killed August------------i lied to September-------i love October----------i played with November-------i watched December--------i choked ...And the day number you were born on: 1-------a spork 2-------my friends pants 3-------ur mom 4-------a football player 5-------a hobo 6-------p diddy 7-------a monkey 8-------my best friends boyfriend/girlfriend 9-------a pickle 10-------a banana 11-------a ruler 12-------an ipod 13-------a goat 14-------a sandwich 15-------my neighbor 16-------my dog 17-------bigfoot 18-------a spoon 19-------a lawn gnome 20-------a noodle 21-------a ninja 22-------a fireman 23-------a mexican 24-------a gangster 25-------myself 26-------a stranger 27-------an alien 28-------a squirrel 29-------my science teacher 30-------my true love 31-------my uncle ...The colour of your shirt? White-------Because thats how i roll bitch. Black--------Because dat bitch stole my taco. Pink---------Because im in love. Red----------Because im sexy and i do what i want. Blue----------Because the voices told me to. Green--------Because I hate myself. Purple--------Because i can. Gray----------Because i keep it gangsta. Yellow--------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars. Orange----Because i hate my family. Other-------Because i was high. maroon-----Because i was drunk. teal-----Because it was illegal. Brown-----Because im emo. Caramel----Because Charlie told me to. Striped------Because your mom said so. white.AND.pink----Because i am kool like that. none-----Because im too cool for tv. bathing suit-----Because im so sexy and i freak like no other. camo- Caz im a straight up "G" Gold-----because i need pic comments. DO IT!!!
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Veteran
Join Date: Sep 20 2006
Location: New York
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i lied to a ninja cuz im in love
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Tournaments Won: 12 Join Date: May 1 2004
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i kicked ur mom becuase im sexy and i do wat i want
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Congrats Mario! You are not the Father
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Join Date: May 13 2005
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i lied to my science teacher because im sexy and i do what i want
august 29 red
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ohhh you wont like this on depending on your interpretation!
I watched ur mom because the voices told me to!
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Join Date: Sep 14 2005
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i watched a stranger because the voices told me to.
fuck it i knew i was schizophrenic. |
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Should I Consider Retiring???
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I stole from myself because i'm sexy and do what i want.
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Join Date: Mar 16 2006
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that shit makes NO FUCKING SENSE! WTF?
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Should I Consider Retiring???
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What is it with you cunts and your shit games?
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i lied to a monkey because i'm sexy and i do what i want?
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Banned
Join Date: May 2 2006
Location: In Your Basement.
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I married an alien because I hate myself.
Wtf? I'd marry an alien regardless of how I feel about myself just cuz I want to anal probe those mofos and make them have a taste of their own medicine. Fags, just cuz their wives don't provide with awesome sex they go after humans. |
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Tournaments Won: 1 Join Date: Jan 15 2005
Location: chi city
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i married my neighbor cuz that bitch stole my taco
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Tournaments Won: 33 Join Date: Oct 9 2006
Location: secret hideout because i'm scared of The Alliance.
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I killed a ninja cause that bitch stole my taco.
man that totally sounds like something i would do.
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 16 2004
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I played with a Ninja because i keep it gangsta.
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Banned
Join Date: Nov 13 2005
Location: Toronto Is The City - City That I Come From
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i married bigfoot because that bitch stole my taco.
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Can't Stay Away
Join Date: Aug 29 2005
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i bitch slapped a footballer because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Join Date: Feb 17 2006
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i kissed a banana because the voices told me to.
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i stole from a football player Because the voices told me to.
Thats not funny?....who the fuck made this! lame ass |
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Join Date: Feb 9 2005
Location: Long Island, NY
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i love bigfoot Because i keep it gangsta.
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Tournaments Won: 33 Join Date: Mar 25 2005
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i fucked an IPOD Because dat bitch stole my taco.
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Addicted
Join Date: Mar 15 2007
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I am not even telling mine it will be the most lamest among u all fuck this game
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Should I Consider Retiring???
Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Aug 12 2004
Location: NY
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[10]i played with
[27] an alien [Blue] Because the voices told me to. |
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