i danced with chuck norris Because he took my taco!!!

BoO bOo · June 11th, 2006, 10:15 PM

Body: Pick The month you were born:

January--i sang to
Febuary--i danced with
March--i smoked
April--I spanked
May--i kissed
June--i ate
July--i ran with
August--i cried for
September--i choked on
October--i vaccumed up
November--i danced with
December--I hated

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a football player
2-------chuck norris
3-------a vacuum
4-------a fork
5-------a monkey
6-------a gangster
7-------a llama
8-------a mexican
9-------my best friends boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------an ipod
12-------a banana
13-------my dog
14-------YOUR sister
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------YOUR mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a squirrel
21-------a ninja
22-------a fireman
23-------a noodle
24-------a ruler
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my true love
27-------a cd
28-------sasquatch
29-------my science teacher
30-------A homeless guy
31-------my uncle

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White------ Black-------Because he took my taco
Pink--------Because im in love.
Red---------Because the voices told me to.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want.
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------Because Im cool like that.
Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because i wuz high
maroon-----Becuz i was drunk
teal-----cuz it was illegal
Brown-----cuz i wanted its sex
amethyst----Because emos suck
Caramel----cuz Charlie told me to.

krazy_desi187 · June 11th, 2006, 10:17 PM

i did the same.. but with a goat!

bad_cheque · June 11th, 2006, 10:17 PM

I kissed a mexican because i wuz high.

BoO bOo · June 11th, 2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by krazy_desi187

i did the same.. but with a goat!

aww how cute!

BoO bOo · June 11th, 2006, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_cheque

I kissed a mexican because i wuz high.

hai hai

XxCrZyGuJuxX · June 11th, 2006, 10:18 PM

I cry for a banana, because im sexy and i do what i want.

Bhavik2k · June 11th, 2006, 10:19 PM

I ate a spoon because I wanted its sex???? WTF?

BoO bOo · June 11th, 2006, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bhavik2k

I ate a spoon because I wanted its sex???? WTF?

*NiKKita* · June 11th, 2006, 10:47 PM

i sang to my neighbor because i hate my family?

**americanmohit** · June 11th, 2006, 10:48 PM

October--i vaccumed up

10-------my neighbor
.
Blue--------Because im sexy and i do what i want.

what sexiness has to do with vaccuming up

Y a N k E e · June 11th, 2006, 11:01 PM

i kissed a banana bcus i wanted its sex ...

TYPE_R_GINO · June 11th, 2006, 11:45 PM

i sang to a banana Because im sexy and i do what i want.

**absolutbrownguy** · June 11th, 2006, 11:47 PM

i ate an ipod because im sexy and i do what i want.

sikh_balla · June 11th, 2006, 11:48 PM

i ran with my true love because im sexy and i do what i want.

Y a N k E e · June 11th, 2006, 11:48 PM

damn ... alrite wit the "im sexy and i do what i want" endings lol .

A lil Crazy · June 11th, 2006, 11:52 PM

LOL

I Vaccumed myself up. How wrong does that sound.

RYNstarO23 · June 11th, 2006, 11:55 PM

i vaccumed up
a ruler
Because i wuz high

harvey_mayway · June 11th, 2006, 11:56 PM

i kissed YOUR mom cause im sexxy and i do what i want

meee? · June 11th, 2006, 11:59 PM

I vacuumed up a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

oy vey. how many times has this been posted.

**vikownethu** · June 12th, 2006, 12:03 AM

I kissed myself because the voices told me too.

Short n sweet

Riddemz · June 12th, 2006, 12:33 AM

i danced with your sister because i wanted sex

**sarkar_jot** · June 12th, 2006, 12:37 AM

I ate a squirrel because he took my taco.

hate it when I have to do that !

mysterybaby · June 12th, 2006, 12:41 AM

i danced with my science teacher cuz im in love.....

BoO bOo · June 12th, 2006, 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by meee?

I vacuumed up a pickle because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

oy vey. how many times has this been posted.

this is different..if you havent noticed.

BoO bOo · June 12th, 2006, 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarkar_jot

I ate a squirrel because he took my taco.

hate it when I have to do that !

hey..u were jus tryin to get ur taco back.

June 11th, 2006, 10:15 PM	#1
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