'Attractive' famous women who are UGLY (Accept no cheap imitation threads)

[1stdesisuperhero]

YES, i know, i have no life for making such a long post.
YES, i know...i'm ugly so i shouldn't say anything about them.
YES, i know, i'll never make as much money as them, so i shouldn't talk.
Well fuck you, asshole. i'm talkin' anyway.

Now that that's outta the way I'll dive right in:

SINGERS

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson:

For all intents and purposes, these women are the same person.
Both are blond ditzes from the South with great bodies, awful faces, even more awful voices, and they both endorsed 'As Seen On Tv' acne medications. Add bad skin to the list of reasons why i hate them.

Christina Aguilera

She has a great body.
She has a pretty face.
She has actual singing talent.
Too bad she's such a dirty sack of 'ho' that i wouldn't even touch her with another guy's dick. she needs a shower BADLY. probably needs her stomach pumped too like that cum-swallowing gay guy from New Kids on The Block. Oh wait. they were all gay.

PSEUDO-MODEL-ACTRESS-SINGER-DESIG----screw it. SLUT.

Paris Hilton
"That's Hot" she says.
No Paris. It's not hot that you're a spoiled rich nasty bitch.
Paris is not ugly because she's skinny.
Paris is not ugly because she has small breasts.
Paris is not ugly for having a meat-hook Jew nose.
Paris is not ugly for wearing far too much make-up.
Paris is not ugly because she looks like a man sometimes.
Actually, she IS ugly for all those reasons...
And judging from her video, night vision isn't flattering to her looks and for such a slutty bitch, she doesn't know how to give head.


ACTRESSES ON FRIENDS

Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston...and yeah, i guess Lisa Kudrow too.

Courtney and Jennifer, what happened to them? they used to have some MEAT on their bones and it looked GOOD. then they decided 'emaciated saggy-boob grim-reaper-wannabe' was a good look for them to sport. i guess they SORT OF still have pretty faces...no. on closer inspection, they don't.

Lisa Kudrow, you were never pretty, never will be. atleast you have a decent sense of comic timing. except for on 'Friends.'

DAUGHTERS OF FAMOUS UGLY MEN

Liv Tyler

Liv Tyler is pretty. I don't know what her acting is like 'cause i don't watch her movies, but she IS pretty. you know why i can't look at her? at some point, she lived in one of Steven Tyler's testicles. Knowing that a man that ugly produced HER just makes me wanna stop writing and vomit all over my laptop....but i can't vomit yet. more women to trash.

Angelina Jolie

Those lips. those eyes, those breasts...she's gorgeous. Too bad she came from Jon Voight's gentials, which i'm assuming look like a hybrid between a bulldog and a pair of walnuts...And i don't care how hot the woman is or whose wrinkly nuts she spawned from...She's CREEPY. Jolie is a incestuous vampire with her ex billy-bob thorton's blood in a vial around her neck and her brother/ex-boyfriend. Her ex is a guy named 'billy-bob'. i can't respect a woman who slept with an old unattractive man who can't even pick ONE first name, like the rest of us. i bet if you shared a bed with Angelina, you wouldn't wake up the next morning 'cause she'd kill you and feed on your corpse.

BOLLYWOOD BITCHES

Aishwariya Rai

"The Taj Mahal is very beautiful, even more-so than me."
Ah, the words a prima-donna bitch-face with an ego larger than the population of her home country. yeah, she's pretty, but she's so full of herself i'm not jealous of the myriad of guys this 'wholesome' slut probably bangs in private. and MAN was she ditzy on 60-minutes...


CHARLIE'S ANGELS. FROM HELL.

Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore

Lucy Liu is fugly, fucked-up, un-fuckable, and...asian. Her eyes are different sizes! i know i shouldn't comment on that since i have a lazy eye, but nobody has posters of ME on their walls (at least as far as i know). And in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle there was this close-up of her on the big screen. i hope for her sake those freckles were a part of some 'elaborate' angel disguise because she looked disgustingly splotchy. despite her pert, perky ass, i'm glad i don't have her.

Drew Barrymore is chubby. doesn't anyone see? some girls - even MOST girls - look good with some chub. not her. she has a speech impediment, she's drugged up, slutty, and i have no idea why she was cast as a fairy-tale princess in Ever After.
Even a nasty wrinkly old hag like Angela Lansbury would make a better Cinderella. The only 'Barrymore-esque' chick that's worse than the real McCoy is Courtney Love...but i won't bother spending too much time on her 'cause no one thinks she's pretty. they better not.


BAYWATCH BABES: PIGS IN THE CITY

Carmen Electra

Carmen's pretty. she really is. she has a very pretty face. however...
1) she fucked Prince, or the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, or the Artist, or that weird symbol or whatever that darky midget is calling himself these days....
2) she's got fake knockers. fake knockers are NEVER okay. ladies, be happy with what you got, even if you're flat-chested. be thankful that you don't have plastic grape-fruits under your skin.
3) Her name is Carmen Electra. Just say it with me....CARMEN. ELECTRA. can you say that name without thinking 'Robot Prostitute'? i can't. and don't lie you liars....you can't either.


Pamela Anderson.

Fake boobs. Receeding hairline. Hepatitis C. There, i said it.





__________________________

Short list of women i don't hate....YET.

Kate Beckinsale

If i ever see a woman like her, i'm kidnapping her and i'm gonna get her so loopy on meds she'll think she's in love with me. personally, i doubt there's enough drugs in the world for that, but i'll try anyway. she's my IDEAL WOMAN. the rest are a distant second and third.

Sushmita Sen

Too tall for me, looks older than she is, and her eyes are kinda goofy. i love 'er anyway.

Uma Thurman

She has a big nose, big feet, and scary eyes. no idea why i like her, but i do. despite the fact that she was like a nazi ice-queen in Gattacca, and a coked-up member of the Addams Family in Pulp Fiction, i liked this chick after Kill Bill.





Ok....that's all for now.


Discuss.

[Stormy]

Originally Posted by 1stdesisuperhero

YES, i know, i have no life for making such a long post.
YES, i know...i'm ugly so i shouldn't say anything about them.
YES, i know, i'll never make as much money as them, so i shouldn't talk.
Well fuck you, asshole. i'm talkin' anyway.

Now that that's outta the way I'll dive right in:

SINGERS

Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson:

For all intents and purposes, these women are the same person.
Both are blond ditzes from the South with great bodies, awful faces, even more awful voices, and they both endorsed 'As Seen On Tv' acne medications. Add bad skin to the list of reasons why i hate them.

Christina Aguilera

She has a great body.
She has a pretty face.
She has actual singing talent.
Too bad she's such a dirty sack of 'ho' that i wouldn't even touch her with another guy's dick. she needs a shower BADLY. probably needs her stomach pumped too like that cum-swallowing gay guy from New Kids on The Block. Oh wait. they were all gay.

PSEUDO-MODEL-ACTRESS-SINGER-DESIG----screw it. SLUT.

Paris Hilton
"That's Hot" she says.
No Paris. It's not hot that you're a spoiled rich nasty bitch.
Paris is not ugly because she's skinny.
Paris is not ugly because she has small breasts.
Paris is not ugly for having a meat-hook Jew nose.
Paris is not ugly for wearing far too much make-up.
Paris is not ugly because she looks like a man sometimes.
Actually, she IS ugly for all those reasons...
And judging from her video, night vision isn't flattering to her looks and for such a slutty bitch, she doesn't know how to give head.

ACTRESSES ON FRIENDS

Courtney Cox, Jennifer Aniston...and yeah, i guess Lisa Kudrow too.

Courtney and Jennifer, what happened to them? they used to have some MEAT on their bones and it looked GOOD. then they decided 'emaciated saggy-boob grim-reaper-wannabe' was a good look for them to sport. i guess they SORT OF still have pretty faces...no. on closer inspection, they don't.
Lisa Kudrow, you were never pretty, never will be. atleast you have a decent sense of comic timing. except for on 'Friends.'

DAUGHTERS OF FAMOUS UGLY MEN

Liv Tyler

Liv Tyler is pretty. I don't know what her acting is like 'cause i don't watch her movies, but she IS pretty. you know why i can't look at her? at some point, she lived in one of Steven Tyler's testicles. Knowing that a man that ugly produced HER just makes me wanna stop writing and vomit all over my laptop....but i can't vomit yet. more women to trash.

Angelina Jolie

Those lips. those eyes, those breasts...she's gorgeous. Too bad she came from Jon Voight's gentials, which i'm assuming look like a hybrid between a bulldog and a pair of walnuts...And i don't care how hot the woman is or whose wrinkly nuts she spawned from...She's CREEPY. Jolie is a incestuous vampire with her ex billy-bob thorton's blood in a vial around her neck and her brother/ex-boyfriend. Her ex is a guy named 'billy-bob'. i can't respect a woman who slept with an old unattractive man who can't even pick ONE first name, like the rest of us. i bet if you shared a bed with Angelina, you wouldn't wake up the next morning 'cause she'd kill you and feed on your corpse.

BOLLYWOOD BITCHES

Aishwariya Rai

"The Taj Mahal is very beautiful, even more-so than me."
Ah, the words a prima-donna bitch-face with an ego larger than the population of her home country. yeah, she's pretty, but she's so full of herself i'm not jealous of the myriad of guys this 'wholesome' slut probably bangs in private. and MAN was she ditzy on 60-minutes...

CHARLIE'S ANGELS. FROM HELL.

Lucy Liu and Drew Barrymore

Lucy Liu is fugly, fucked-up, un-fuckable, and...asian. Her eyes are different sizes! i know i shouldn't comment on that since i have a lazy eye, but nobody has posters of ME on their walls (at least as far as i know). And in Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle there was this close-up of her on the big screen. i hope for her sake those freckles were a part of some 'elaborate' angel disguise because she looked disgustingly splotchy. despite her pert, perky ass, i'm glad i don't have her.

Drew Barrymore is chubby. doesn't anyone see? some girls - even MOST girls - look good with some chub. not her. she has a speech impediment, she's drugged up, slutty, and i have no idea why she was cast as a fairy-tale princess in Ever After.
Even a nasty wrinkly old hag like Angela Lansbury would make a better Cinderella. The only 'Barrymore-esque' chick that's worse than the real McCoy is Courtney Love...but i won't bother spending too much time on her 'cause no one thinks she's pretty. they better not.


BAYWATCH BABES: PIGS IN THE CITY

Carmen Electra

Carmen's pretty. she really is. she has a very pretty face. however...
1) she fucked Prince, or the Artist Formerly Known as Prince, or the Artist, or that weird symbol or whatever that darky midget is calling himself these days....
2) she's got fake knockers. fake knockers are NEVER okay. ladies, be happy with what you got, even if you're flat-chested. be thankful that you don't have plastic grape-fruits under your skin.
3) Her name is Carmen Electra. Just say it with me....CARMEN. ELECTRA. can you say that name without thinking 'Robot Prostitute'? i can't. and don't lie you liars....you can't either.


Pamela Anderson.

Fake boobs. Receeding hairline. Hepatitis C. There, i said it.





__________________________

Short list of women i don't hate....YET.

Kate Beckinsale

If i ever see a woman like her, i'm kidnapping her and i'm gonna get her so loopy on meds she'll think she's in love with me. personally, i doubt there's enough drugs in the world for that, but i'll try anyway. she's my IDEAL WOMAN. the rest are a distant second and third.

Sushmita Sen

Too tall for me, looks older than she is, and her eyes are kinda goofy. i love 'er anyway.

Uma Thurman

She has a big nose, big feet, and scary eyes. no idea why i like her, but i do. despite the fact that she was like a nazi ice-queen in Gattacca, and a coked-up member of the Addams Family in Pulp Fiction, i liked this chick after Kill Bill.





Ok....that's all for now.


Discuss.

agreed ...........
PS: Hillarious thread!!

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by Stormy

agreed ...........
PS: Hillarious thread!!

thank you.

[Princess_Ligi]

wow, i thought you didnt mind small boobs and you liked a nose with character Sushil? and the truth comes out, months later.

[mirroroferised]

paris hilton looks like a horse.

sushmita sen looks manly.. sometimes.

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by Princess_Ligi

wow, i thought you didnt mind small boobs and you liked a nose with character Sushil? and the truth comes out, months later.

did you even read the post?

[sachin_patel]

Originally Posted by mirroroferised

paris hilton looks like a horse.

sushmita sen looks manly.. sometimes.

mehul too

[fattygirl]

some of these women you dont necesarilly hate becuz of their looks but their personalities or how wat their past is like, so its not about lo0oks really..

[Princess_Ligi]

Originally Posted by 1stdesisuperhero

did you even read the post?

i sure did.

"actually she IS ugly for ALL those reasons"

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by Princess_Ligi

i sure did.

"actually she IS ugly for ALL those reasons"

are you gonna tell me paris is pretty?
certain features don't work for EVERYONE.
i mean, some people look good with dark skin, others don't.
she just DOESN'T look good.

[Princess_Ligi]

Originally Posted by 1stdesisuperhero

are you gonna tell me paris is pretty?

yes, she may be a rich bitch, whatever. but i think her face is exotic (for a white girl) and her body is beautiful. she doesnt have huge boobs, her nose is slightly different. but she doesnt look liek every other girl out there. but she's confident with who whe is and doesnt give a fuck. thats what makes her beautiful. even if she is an annoying rich bitch

[mirroroferised]

well, beauty is relative.

i just dislike paris because she`s a spoiled rich brat with an IQ of a lima bean.

but i would like to know.. exactly what did she accomplish to get where she is now?? (money-wise)

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by Princess_Ligi

i sure did.

"actually she IS ugly for ALL those reasons"

"Uma Thurman

She has a big nose, big feet, and scary eyes. no idea why i like her, but i do. "

"ladies, be happy with what you got, even if you're flat-chested."



as you can see, big noses and small boobs are fine by me.

[Princess_Ligi]

Originally Posted by 1stdesisuperhero

"Uma Thurman

She has a big nose, big feet, and scary eyes. no idea why i like her, but i do. "

"ladies, be happy with what you got, even if you're flat-chested."



as you can see, big noses and small boobs are fine by me.

whatever sushil.

[1stdesisuperhero]

this is a thread i made out of boredom, in hopes that some people would get angry and defend the famous people that really don't need any defense in the first place.


instead, i get to start a fight with my ex. perfect.

the thread very clearly states that breast size doesn't matter to me and that a NATURAL chest is the best kind no matter what. the thread also states that i find Uma Thurman - a chick with a big nose - attractive.

so how this all gets misinterpretted, i dunno, but i'm not apologizing...you shouldn't take it PERSONALLY when i make fun of SOMEONE ELSE.

goodnight kids.

[PopinDaCriss06]

Ashwarie Rai.

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by 1stdesisuperhero

this is a thread i made out of boredom, in hopes that some people would get angry and defend the famous people that really don't need any defense in the first place.


instead, i get to start a fight with my ex. perfect.

the thread very clearly states that breast size doesn't matter to me and that a NATURAL chest is the best kind no matter what. the thread also states that i find Uma Thurman - a chick with a big nose - attractive.

so how this all gets misinterpretted, i dunno, but i'm not apologizing...you shouldn't take it PERSONALLY when i make fun of SOMEONE ELSE.

goodnight kids.

Yay! i fixed it! we're okay now.

[jamaican*booty]

wow dat is da longest thread description ive read in my NEWBIE days,,,


U have a killah way of expressin ur self.i like!

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by jamaican*booty

wow dat is da longest thread description ive read in my NEWBIE days,,,


U have a killah way of expressin ur self.i like!

thank you.

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by mirroroferised

well, beauty is relative.

i just dislike paris because she`s a spoiled rich brat with an IQ of a lima bean.

but i would like to know.. exactly what did she accomplish to get where she is now?? (money-wise)

she doesn't need to accomplish anything money-wise 'cause she's an heiress.

[Mathlete]

I am truly hotter than all these bitches.

[cookie_monster]

your threads are great.. honestly
thankyou for making my life easier..

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by cookie_monster

your threads are great.. honestly
thankyou for making my life easier..

wow this thread ruined my day and someone elses too,
but it made your life easier, so that's pretty cool.
thanks.

[EverBlazinGyal]

i know, eh?

[1stdesisuperhero]

Originally Posted by EverBlazinGyal

i know, eh?

i know what? huh toots? what're ya talkin' about?
Canadians, eh?

do Canadians say 'huh,' or do they substitute it with 'eh'?