Itsy bitsy spider

baby--girl · May 24th, 2005, 09:47 PM

The itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the waterspout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out
Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider
Climbed up the spout again

*flushes toilet*

Tomato_Soup · May 24th, 2005, 09:48 PM

after all Spiderman did for you thats how you pay back

FallOnTheOreos · May 24th, 2005, 09:48 PM

according to snapple, the average human eats about 8 spiders while sleeping in their lifetime.

close your mouths.

Black Cobra · May 24th, 2005, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by FallOnTheOreos

according to snapple, the average human eats about 8 spiders while sleeping in their lifetime.

close your mouths.

Fear Factor has caused that average to rise in recent times

**GeminiPinay** · May 24th, 2005, 09:52 PM

I killed a spider yesterday. And it went down the toilet. It was a big spider...but those daddy longlegs are fun. Fun to tear apart :giggle:

MaharishiYogi · May 24th, 2005, 09:52 PM

Black Cobra · May 24th, 2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by GeminiPinay

I killed a spider yesterday. And it went down the toilet. It was a big spider...but those daddy longlegs are fun. Fun to tear apart :giggle:

I had one in my car last week

I would tear down its web on the passenger side and then it would rebuild it during the night

I finally caught him in the act during after 5 days and then I destroyed the little bastard

chanda1231 · May 24th, 2005, 10:10 PM

whoa.. HOW DO U NOT FEEL THE SPIDER CRWL INTO UR NMOUTH!.. HELL how DO u not FEEL 8 of EM!

**BigCrazyIndian** · May 24th, 2005, 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

:rolf:

Ricky, you still owe me a serenade. I heard this one is your specialty.

I broke up laughing a third of the way through, I couldn't finish it.

I'm never singing again, the idiot said I sucked, I won't even sing in the shower from now on...too traumatized.

**BigCrazyIndian** · May 24th, 2005, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

I sure do miss her.

And you are not allowed to quit until you fulfill your promise to me. And yes, you did say promise.

same here homie, but she's too busy eating dougnuts to worry about us...selfish bitch.

I didn't say how long I'd sing, maybe a note? if that.

**BigCrazyIndian** · May 24th, 2005, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

don't play with my heart.

{|=

deep down you know I'm a little bitch and will do about anything you say, don't feign ignorance with me midget.

jatti_down_under · May 25th, 2005, 12:22 AM

*farts*

**BigCrazyIndian** · May 25th, 2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

about is the key word. I wonder what you wouldn't do...

most anything concerning livestock.

:monkey: (<--- how the hell is this a monkey?)

**ORaNGe dAsY** · May 25th, 2005, 12:44 AM

I'm not a big fan of spiders

**BigCrazyIndian** · May 25th, 2005, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

again another key word. most.

I also stopped to ponder that when I saw it.

I don't get why this is geek

or why this is dwarf

you can't live in absolutes my dear, you never know....one day you may be in a precarious position with livestock and have to do something you don't want to.

:ncool: probably the dumbest smiley ever.

**BigCrazyIndian** · May 25th, 2005, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ThatGirl

you mean the world isn't black and white? you pessimist.

this rivals yours for dumbest smiley.

you keep pointing out the obvious....oh wait, my sarcasm sensor just kicked in...har har har.....must be malfunctioning.

and that smiley is blatently saying fuck you, I'm indifferent, and you're gay, all at the same time

.

Anyways, I'm off to bed, have a good nite kracka and give your nieces a kiss for me.

May 24th, 2005, 09:47 PM	#1
baby--girl Banned Join Date: Feb 17 2005 Posts: 52 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	Itsy bitsy spider The itsy bitsy spider Climbed up the waterspout Down came the rain And washed the spider out Out came the sun And dried up all the rain And the itsy bitsy spider Climbed up the spout again flushes toilet

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