Actual Ads For Matrimony Sites!

[spice_of_life]

You would really notice such messages on Matrimony sites - believe me
These are actual ads on a matrimony site. Grammar and spell errors have no
place in a profile description as everything is straight from the heart! I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this!

0. Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have
Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I
am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u
like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset
my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~

1. i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa
state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other
homework (Homework?)

2. Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the
entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life
smoothly was never so easy!)


3. She should be good looking and should have a service.She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain't it unique !!1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

4. I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life.
I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of
love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i.
Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late
come on ........ hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

5. i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot. (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

6. My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi
as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too
much, ain't he?)

7. i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in
house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our
cast. (by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

8. HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE
1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME
WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing)

9. whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be
someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike
this she would bde called the lady of the lamp. (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants)

10. i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i
love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok.
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

11. HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)

12. iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and
fater&mother sister complity marred
(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely'?)

13. iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and
parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original
resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist.
(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??)

14. my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! )

15. Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she
havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. I
Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you
are beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good
looking.but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already
expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.

16. iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments)

17. I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

18. hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other
caste accepted .. (but credit cards not accepted..???)

19. my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (Zebra..???)

20. to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable.
(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride.
I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one
soon.)

21. i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl!Any takers?)

22. ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which
not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?)

[FattiGurl]

"21. i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure.
because girl is the mahalakshmi. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl!Any takers?)"


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[~Charmi~]

hahahahah...those are hilarious...those sites always amuse me!

[fattie4life]

In case you havent realized this yet...

RD iS A MATRIMONY SITE

[Da XtC Q]

14. my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! )







are you for real??

[spice_of_life]

Originally Posted by fattie4life

In case you havent realized this yet...

RD iS A MATRIMONY SITE

haha for sure! with all those weird private messagin ...i agree

[fattie4life]

Are you making fun of the grammar?

Look at the ABCDs here.... "yo shortay" is the most common line - how pathetic is that.

[hey_jay37]

LOL, dude! thats fuckin hilarious!

[hey_jay37]

haha, which site are most of these from? i wanna go find sum more funny ones. i think i found a new hobby.

[spice_of_life]

Originally Posted by hey_jay37

haha, which site are most of these from? i wanna go find sum more funny ones. i think i found a new hobby.

all the desi matrimonials site have atleast few for sure...

[methodman535]

Originally Posted by fattie4life

In case you havent realized this yet...

RD iS A MATRIMONY SITE

I thought it was just a mackin and one nite stand site?

[spice_of_life]

Originally Posted by methodman535

I thought it was just a mackin and one nite stand site?

hehe i agree to ya!

[methodman535]

Originally Posted by spice_of_life

hehe i agree to ya!

Speaking from personal experience?

[jassika]

i lolled