Handbags And Shoes And A Quickie

[Mr.Scorpion]

I hate materialistic girls, they gonna make me work my ass of so that they can spend the days at beauty saloon and buying 17 handbags and 29 shoes and eating icecream and other sweets and fattys and then subscribing to how to keep fit!

True fukin Love, in the truest sense however, is very materially assisted by a warm, cosy and active imagination; which has a long ass memory, and will thrive, for a very long ass considerable time, on very slight and sparing food...... even when we dont see her for 2 years, she will pop up in head and make us wish..... that we should have bought her another pair of shoes before she left.

[~desi*baby~]

ew then dont date whores moron lol

[snebee8]

Originally Posted by ~desi*baby~

ew then dont date whores moron lol

:elaugh: good point beautiful..hehe

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by ~desi*baby~

ew then dont date whores moron lol

Ewww, I will wipe that ugly fucking smile off your face forever, and break that hand you are posing with and shove it up your backside too, and use that black dress as your coffin, dare you call me names, moron or anything else, and dare you call any girl whore that I have ever had blessings to date! And be advised, not to advise when its not seeked! yeah, lol! & Dismiss!

[la_bele_dame]

what happened? did u just see ur credit card bill?

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by la_bele_dame

what happened? did u just see ur credit card bill?

Ai hai Isha! Nope, its not the CC Bill, its the Liquor Store Expenses after she left and I drowned myself in depression and alcohol that stings!

[la_bele_dame]

Originally Posted by Mr.Scorpion

Ai hai Isha! Nope, its not the CC Bill, its the Liquor Store Expenses after she left and I drowned myself in depression and alcohol that stings!

give it 6 months in that depression and then u will be fine - and this is coming from a experienced person so dont u worry.......

plus liquor expenses is something i m proud about :P

[dezi_divaa]

gold diggers

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by la_bele_dame

give it 6 months in that depression and then u will be fine - and this is coming from a experienced person so dont u worry.......

plus liquor expenses is something i m proud about :P

I have been to this same store for two years now, mornings and evenings, and now even he tells me that he is not gonna serve me, cause I am gonna die and his moral dont allow him to be a part of it anymore....... what the fuck?

[la_bele_dame]

<----- m a diamond digger

[la_bele_dame]

Originally Posted by Mr.Scorpion

I have been to this same store for two years now, mornings and evenings, and now even he tells me that he is not gonna serve me, cause I am gonna die and his moral dont allow him to be a part of it anymore....... what the fuck?

serioulsy wtf......

isnt there another store near by?
dumbo

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by dezi_divaa

gold diggers

Innit? hahahaha, first they say 'you shouldnt have' and then they say, 'its nice. you are cute thank you' then they say, 'where is my present' then they are like 'i dont like silver, i only wear gold, cause silver and other metals give me skin rash' and then they want world cruise and then......... fuck, all i want is some peace and this shit happens!

[dezi_divaa]

Originally Posted by Mr.Scorpion

Innit? hahahaha, first they say 'you shouldnt have' and then they say, 'its nice. you are cute thank you' then they say, 'where is my present' then they are like 'i dont like silver, i only wear gold, cause silver and other metals give me skin rash' and then they want world cruise and then......... fuck, all i want is some peace and this shit happens!

lol.. may be u just end up wid the rong ones

[girl-next-door]

Originally Posted by Mr.Scorpion

I hate materialistic girls, they gonna make me work my ass of so that they can spend the days at beauty saloon and buying 17 handbags and 29 shoes and eating icecream and other sweets and fattys and then subscribing to how to keep fit!

True fukin Love, in the truest sense however, is very materially assisted by a warm, cosy and active imagination; which has a long ass memory, and will thrive, for a very long ass considerable time, on very slight and sparing food...... even when we dont see her for 2 years, she will pop up in head and make us wish..... that we should have bought her another pair of shoes before she left.

That's what you get for keeping a Mistress......Deal with it.

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by la_bele_dame

serioulsy wtf......

isnt there another store near by?
dumbo

Infact, the whisky has killed all brain cells, but if I go to another one, I got to drive like 15 minutes, and I am banned from driving and ahhh i need a bicycle! but hey, i am desperate for one now!

[girl-next-door]

Originally Posted by dezi_divaa

lol.. may be u just end up wid the rong ones

Stop putting bad thoughts into his head dammit

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by dezi_divaa

lol.. may be u just end up wid the rong ones

Or perhaps I just spoil them rotten! I take the blame!

And girl-next-door, I notice that you been upgraded from my slut to mistress!

[girl-next-door]

Originally Posted by Mr.Scorpion

Or perhaps I just spoil them rotten! I take the blame!

And girl-next-door, I notice that you been upgraded from my slut to mistress!

Yep, All thanks to my performance in the bedroom and my determination.....and soon I'll be THE ONE!!

[angelpj]

well instead of alcohol try icecream... or a work out?

[Mr.Scorpion]

Originally Posted by girl-next-door

Yep, All thanks to my performance in the bedroom and my determination.....and soon I'll be THE ONE!!

I am a shy person, in general, and keep that in mind when you reply to me! Not that I wont screw my girls brain out till she is screaming my name during the multiple orgasm she recives, still, I am shy!


ANGELPJ, If a blow-up doll can substitute a woman, a bibrator can substitute a man, and a smirk can substitute a smile, I doubt, still, if an icecream or excercise can substitute alcohol.