Inside Drea's head.. AIM convo

[tjnptel1]

INSOMNIAC DES1: drea doesn't own shit
INSOMNIAC DES1:
DreaOwnzU: i own u
DreaOwnzU: u useless whore
DreaOwnzU: but still..ur of no high monetary value
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
INSOMNIAC DES1: i know
INSOMNIAC DES1: i am priceless
DreaOwnzU: ur priceless
DreaOwnzU: hahaha
DreaOwnzU: great minds think alike
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha.. great minds think alike
INSOMNIAC DES1: yeah
DreaOwnzU: hahaha
DreaOwnzU: STOP!
DreaOwnzU: freak
INSOMNIAC DES1: you scaring me
DreaOwnzU: ur inside my head
DreaOwnzU: gtfo out
DreaOwnzU: >
INSOMNIAC DES1: =-O
INSOMNIAC DES1: i will try to..
DreaOwnzU: ya herd
DreaOwnzU: step
INSOMNIAC DES1: i am tired
INSOMNIAC DES1: i keep running thru your mind
DreaOwnzU: well u are the insomniac of today
DreaOwnzU: ahahahaha
DreaOwnzU: tru true
INSOMNIAC DES1: you are so corny drea
DreaOwnzU: u and ur ghetto pick u p lines from fresh prince of belair
DreaOwnzU: ME!
DreaOwnzU: u reek of MAIZ
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
INSOMNIAC DES1: you look like a corn field
DreaOwnzU: u smell like fritos
DreaOwnzU: and IM corny?
DreaOwnzU: well im as tall as a corn stalk
DreaOwnzU: this is true
INSOMNIAC DES1: yes... speaking of which
INSOMNIAC DES1: lend me some of that
DreaOwnzU: shall i chop off 5 inches of my legs,and give u that?
INSOMNIAC DES1: i would make endless love to you for that
DreaOwnzU: but then youll have to pay 4 my lyposuction
DreaOwnzU: oh my
DreaOwnzU: this is a tempting offer
INSOMNIAC DES1: it's a once in a lifetime offer
DreaOwnzU: hmmm
INSOMNIAC DES1: people give anything to get an offer like that
DreaOwnzU: i need to consult with my associates
DreaOwnzU: before i come to a final decision
DreaOwnzU: is that ok with you and your supervisors?
DreaOwnzU: kosher*
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
INSOMNIAC DES1: i am my own supervisor
INSOMNIAC DES1: and he says it's all peaches and cream
INSOMNIAC DES1: i just need 2 inches and i am content
DreaOwnzU: hahahaha
DreaOwnzU: well im sorry.. its great that your supervisor approves and is that lenient
DreaOwnzU: but my associates and I are not impressed
DreaOwnzU: weve had much higher offers
DreaOwnzU: if i give u 5 inches of my height
DreaOwnzU: id expect more than 5 inches as well
DreaOwnzU: hahahaha
INSOMNIAC DES1: wait, if you give me 5 inches, how tall will you be?
INSOMNIAC DES1: 5' 10?
INSOMNIAC DES1:
DreaOwnzU: stfu foo
DreaOwnzU: id me 5'2/3
DreaOwnzU: be
DreaOwnzU: but then id be fat
INSOMNIAC DES1: well baby, i can be 5 feet if you give me the right massages
DreaOwnzU: so the deals off unless u pay for my lyposuction
DreaOwnzU: hahah
DreaOwnzU: 5ft?
DreaOwnzU: whoah
DreaOwnzU: thats sum basketball player shit
INSOMNIAC DES1: hahaha.. big surprises come in small packages
INSOMNIAC DES1: anyways, it's all about girth then lenght
INSOMNIAC DES1: length*
DreaOwnzU: yes yes
DreaOwnzU: this is the damn truth
DreaOwnzU: and the motion of the ocean
DreaOwnzU: not the size of the boat
INSOMNIAC DES1: yes, you should know.. you dated a desi guy
DreaOwnzU: hahahahaa
DreaOwnzU: 8-)

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DreaOwnzU: ha..u know ur ears are wide open
DreaOwnzU: and ur eyes are peeled
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
INSOMNIAC DES1: so do we have a deal.. 2" is all i am asking for
DreaOwnzU: shit
DreaOwnzU: might as well just use ur fingers
DreaOwnzU: sad.
INSOMNIAC DES1: so you want to get fingered?
DreaOwnzU: HA
DreaOwnzU: actually a shower massager will do
DreaOwnzU: fingers are overrated
INSOMNIAC DES1: ha.. atleast it's hygenic
DreaOwnzU: shower massagers are more hygenic than sum1s scrubby fingers
INSOMNIAC DES1: i agree
INSOMNIAC DES1: i'd assume it's less dry as well =-O
INSOMNIAC DES1: less irritating
DreaOwnzU: yes yes
DreaOwnzU: indeed
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha
DreaOwnzU: hahaha
DreaOwnzU: dry
INSOMNIAC DES1: you are nuts drea.. what are we going to do about you?
DreaOwnzU: im niagara falls , bitch.
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
DreaOwnzU: hahah
DreaOwnzU: theres ntg left to do for me
DreaOwnzU: im a hopless case
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha.. i am too
DreaOwnzU: oh well
INSOMNIAC DES1: let's take the shortbus to hopeless land
DreaOwnzU: lets join in harmony
INSOMNIAC DES1: i am driving
DreaOwnzU: and run naked in a field of flowers
DreaOwnzU: ok cool
DreaOwnzU: we could do that 2
INSOMNIAC DES1: DreaOwnzU: lets join in harmony
DreaOwnzU: and run naked in a field of flowers
INSOMNIAC DES1: that's indian porn
INSOMNIAC DES1: with like some desi song playing and we can lip sync
DreaOwnzU: hahahaha
DreaOwnzU: classic
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
INSOMNIAC DES1: ok miss. drea... i need to head out
INSOMNIAC DES1: talk to you later
INSOMNIAC DES1: a fun random convo.
DreaOwnzU: okie
DreaOwnzU: as usual
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
DreaOwnzU: have fun
INSOMNIAC DES1: you too
DreaOwnzU: my 2 inched lover
DreaOwnzU: :-*
INSOMNIAC DES1: ouch
DreaOwnzU: u brought that upon urself
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha
DreaOwnzU: im gonna haunt u for life now
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
INSOMNIAC DES1: later my giraffe
DreaOwnzU:
DreaOwnzU: u know it!
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha
DreaOwnzU: 1
INSOMNIAC DES1: gravity has to take a toll on you
INSOMNIAC DES1: does it?
DreaOwnzU: stfu foo
DreaOwnzU: -->
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
DreaOwnzU: i have sexy never ending legs
DreaOwnzU: and u envy me
DreaOwnzU: bitch.
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol.. i don't think any guy want sexy never ending legs
DreaOwnzU: stfu
DreaOwnzU: u dont kno the dimensions of sexiness
DreaOwnzU: u blind bat!
INSOMNIAC DES1: hey hey.. i am blind in love
INSOMNIAC DES1: with you
DreaOwnzU: thats right
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
DreaOwnzU: wear those shades like ray charles bitch
INSOMNIAC DES1: hahaha.. wtf
DreaOwnzU: but if u dare cheat on me like he did
DreaOwnzU: ill fry ur nuts and serve it to u on toast
INSOMNIAC DES1: eww
DreaOwnzU: "eat up'
DreaOwnzU: ahahahah
DreaOwnzU: yo im crazy
INSOMNIAC DES1: just had a visual
DreaOwnzU: dont get me started
INSOMNIAC DES1: that's fucking nasty
DreaOwnzU: yes tis
DreaOwnzU: thats why i said it
DreaOwnzU:
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol.. hey, you can feed all the nuts you want as long as i get to suck on yo tits every night
DreaOwnzU: hahahah
DreaOwnzU: you might die from losin ur boys
DreaOwnzU: but ok..if u say so partner
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
INSOMNIAC DES1: that would just mean i can fuck all i want and not worry about TJ JRs running around
DreaOwnzU: hahah
DreaOwnzU: very true
DreaOwnzU: ur a bad afather figure
DreaOwnzU: ill go to a bank
DreaOwnzU: and have sum supermodel lookin kids
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
DreaOwnzU: ill go shoppin 4 the perfect baby daddy
DreaOwnzU: u kno what
DreaOwnzU: if i marry sum ugly guys for money and a kick ass personality
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha. you aint trying to fuck your child so calm down
DreaOwnzU: im gonna go to a sperm bank so i can choose a sexy ass mother fucker to knock me up
DreaOwnzU: im so smart it kills me
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol
INSOMNIAC DES1: i want to go adopt a persian girl, imagine that.. a persian hottie with a desi upbringing
DreaOwnzU: o0o0o
DreaOwnzU: hotness
DreaOwnzU: i wont adopt...cuz then theyll be ungrateful 18 yrs later and ditch me and run off to live with their whore of a mother who abandoned them
DreaOwnzU: just cuz i might not let them get their nippled pierced
DreaOwnzU: ungrateful bitches
DreaOwnzU: that way if theyre my OWN..they have to feel indebted to obey me
INSOMNIAC DES1: werd
INSOMNIAC DES1: never thought about that
DreaOwnzU: cuz i popped them out.
INSOMNIAC DES1: maybe i won't tell her she is adopted
DreaOwnzU: and lost my figure for them
DreaOwnzU: true
DreaOwnzU: shell find out sum how
DreaOwnzU: dont worry
DreaOwnzU: just try to bag a hot persian chick
INSOMNIAC DES1: yeah when she looks in the mirror and she is realizes she looks nothing like her father and mother
INSOMNIAC DES1: well that too
INSOMNIAC DES1: but it's kinda hard
INSOMNIAC DES1: unless you have millions of dollars to burn
DreaOwnzU: true
DreaOwnzU: work on that
INSOMNIAC DES1: all persian hoes i know are high maintanence
INSOMNIAC DES1: fuck that
DreaOwnzU: and u can bag a nymphomaniac trophy wife
INSOMNIAC DES1: omg.. that would be a man's dream
INSOMNIAC DES1: a nymophomaniac persian hottie
INSOMNIAC DES1: =-O
DreaOwnzU: wow
DreaOwnzU: who can cook persian food
DreaOwnzU: and attempt desi
DreaOwnzU: id turn gay for her
DreaOwnzU: :-*
INSOMNIAC DES1: bitch, you'd have to fight me for her
DreaOwnzU: and u know id win
INSOMNIAC DES1: wait, aren't all persian chics like 10 feet tall
DreaOwnzU: look at me.. her panties would drop just from lookin at me.
DreaOwnzU: yes.
INSOMNIAC DES1: i might lose this battle
DreaOwnzU: 8-)
DreaOwnzU: i might let u have her for ur bday gift
DreaOwnzU: if ur really nice to me
DreaOwnzU: ill pimp u
DreaOwnzU: and put in a good word
INSOMNIAC DES1: wait what just happened, i went from lover to competition to being your bitch?
INSOMNIAC DES1: wtf
DreaOwnzU: its a topsy turvy world
DreaOwnzU: when it involves drea
DreaOwnzU: i like change
INSOMNIAC DES1: lol.. no shit.. i need an advil
DreaOwnzU: take ibuprophen
DreaOwnzU: oh god i raped the hell out of the spelling of that word
DreaOwnzU: =\
INSOMNIAC DES1: ibuprofen
INSOMNIAC DES1: don't worry i forgive you
DreaOwnzU: good
INSOMNIAC DES1: haha.. ok i am getting late, i should have been at work by 11
INSOMNIAC DES1: dammit drea, just becaue of you

[NeceSsary]

LOL! that is wayyyyyyyyy too long for me to be reading.

Drea is funny as hell though , how come she doesn't post anymore ?

[ShivaChrist]

Tell her I said hi.

[pnp366]

i read that :?

[Al pacinos doll]

wow all i read was iam tall as corn starch