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December 26th, 2004, 03:34 AM
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Jokes and Jokes :)
 Joke#1 Patient: Doctor!I have a serious problem. I can never remember what i just said. Doctor: When did you first notice this problem? Patient: What problem? Joke #2 Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR Yo' mama so fat, she uses a VCR as a beeper! Joke #3 Q: What do a man and a rollercoaster have in common? A: You wait three hours for a two-minute ride Share ur funniest jokes with us or leave a comment about my stupid jokes... tell me with one u like I will post more jokes as i remember..... bye all  |
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December 26th, 2004, 03:35 AM
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No offence guy but those jokes were horrible...
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December 26th, 2004, 03:35 AM
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December 26th, 2004, 03:37 AM
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December 26th, 2004, 03:40 AM
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There's this Irish guy, and he walks into a bar... The Bartender looks at him in a wierd way and says to him "Dude, you've got a steering wheel on your dick"... To that, the Irish man replies "Aye, and it's driving me nuts!" |
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December 26th, 2004, 03:41 AM
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your mother is so fat that she went into the gap and filled it <333
i love that joke for some reason.  k im done. |
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don't be mad cuz, i thought of this thread before u did... |
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December 26th, 2004, 03:44 AM
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Situational Joke:
so i live in a lil hicktown in south carolina... n winters r usually mild... so one day at lunch a bunch of my friends and i r eatin n chattin bout stupid shit as alwayz... so one of em goes "heard we might have a white x-mas this year" i answer: "hasn't it been white the last couple years??" :P |
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