joke

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 12:27 PM

Ed called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner.

"Hello?" said a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Ed. "Is
Mummy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Ed said, "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mummy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone.

"Well, I did what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around
screaming,
then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water last week to clean it, so he hit the
bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's dead too."

There was a long pause, then Ed said, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 12:31 PM

man yall dont get it?

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 02:56 PM

i got it
hah
mann were do u get deze jokez?
lolzzz

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeRsHeE317

i got it
hah
mann were do u get deze jokez?
lolzzz

lol i found on sex site

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 03:04 PM

ok
sry i asked
nvm....

**gujulicious** · April 5th, 2004, 03:05 PM

i didnt get the very last line..

im slow like that

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 03:06 PM

he called da rong house and screwed up da rong affair
lol

**gujulicious** · April 5th, 2004, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeRsHeE317

he called da rong house and screwed up da rong affair
lol

ohhh lol
wut a dumbass

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 03:12 PM

**gujulicious** · April 5th, 2004, 03:24 PM

heres a joke i just got right now
hope u kids dont take it personally or wutever..

Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation:
P : "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??"
I (in a bad mood): "Of course."
P: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India."
The Pakistani has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in silence.
The Pakistani Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??"
I: "Of Course."
P: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India."
The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?"
P: "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk.
I: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?"
Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course."
I: "We don't. In india, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 03:31 PM

hah
datz so damn funny
lolzzz

**cutenoreen** · April 5th, 2004, 03:35 PM

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 03:50 PM

nice joke

Ahhh ah Ahhhhh...
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to
have sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground
and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the
hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan

**cutenoreen** · April 5th, 2004, 03:52 PM

LOLZ!!

**PyariPariPri** · April 5th, 2004, 03:55 PM

i dont get that one :?

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY RacerSuprA

nice joke

Ahhh ah Ahhhhh...
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to
have sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground
and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the
hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan

omFg
ouchhh
lmAo

**gujulicious** · April 5th, 2004, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeRsHeE317

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY RacerSuprA

nice joke

Ahhh ah Ahhhhh...
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him
and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to
have sex.

"What's that?" he asked.

She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the
trunk of a tree."

Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you
how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground
and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an
almighty kick in the crotch.

Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the
hell did you do that for?"

"Just checking for bees," said Tarzan

omFg
ouchhh
lmAo

eiiik
lol
poor gal

the observer · April 5th, 2004, 04:00 PM

lol good ones..

**ZzoO** · April 5th, 2004, 04:02 PM

**Mack-X** · April 5th, 2004, 04:05 PM

Heh... Bees

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 04:05 PM

lol i wish dave chapelle here and he can make good joke

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 04:07 PM

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 04:12 PM

hello
diz aint no porno site
get dat shyt offa here now
pronto!

NY RacerSuprA · April 5th, 2004, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeRsHeE317

hello
diz aint no porno site
get dat shyt offa here now
pronto!

what the fuck? this is not fuckin porn pics. PRICELESS

**HeRsHeE317** · April 5th, 2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY RacerSuprA

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeRsHeE317

hello
diz aint no porno site
get dat shyt offa here now
pronto!

what the fuck? this is not fuckin porn pics. PRICELESS

porno 2 me is pplz not wearin clothez
and dey aint really wearin clothez
well not 2 solve da purpose
man...

April 5th, 2004, 12:27 PM	#1
NY RacerSuprA Banned Join Date: Mar 23 2004 Location: NY Posts: 2,309 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	joke Ed called home one afternoon to see what his wife was making for dinner. "Hello?" said a little girl's voice. "Hi, honey, it's Daddy," said Ed. "Is Mummy near the phone?" "No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank." After a brief pause, Ed said, "But you don't have an Uncle Frank, honey!" "Yes, I do. He's upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy!" "Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout in to Mummy and Uncle Frank that my car just pulled up outside the house." "Okay, Daddy!" A few minutes later, the little girl came back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy." "And what happened?" "Well, Mummy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front window and now she's all dead." "Oh my God! And what about Uncle Frank?" "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he must have forgot that you took out all the water last week to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool, and now he's dead too." There was a long pause, then Ed said, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-7039?

April 5th, 2004, 02:56 PM	#3
HeRsHeE317 VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 30,522 Reputation: 80585741 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11652	i got it hah mann were do u get deze jokez? lolzzz __________________

April 5th, 2004, 03:04 PM	#5
HeRsHeE317 VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 30,522 Reputation: 80585741 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11652	ok sry i asked nvm.... __________________

April 5th, 2004, 03:06 PM	#7
HeRsHeE317 VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 30,522 Reputation: 80585741 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11652	he called da rong house and screwed up da rong affair lol __________________

April 5th, 2004, 03:12 PM	#9
HeRsHeE317 VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 30,522 Reputation: 80585741 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11652	lol __________________

April 5th, 2004, 12:31 PM	#2
NY RacerSuprA Banned Join Date: Mar 23 2004 Location: NY Posts: 2,309 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	man yall dont get it?

April 5th, 2004, 03:05 PM	#6
gujulicious VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 17,029 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	i didnt get the very last line.. im slow like that

April 5th, 2004, 03:24 PM	#10
gujulicious VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 17,029 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	heres a joke i just got right now hope u kids dont take it personally or wutever.. Indian is having breakfast one morning; coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam when an Pakistani man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Indian ignores the pakistani who, nevertheless, starts a Conversation: P : "You Indian folks eat the whole bread??" I (in a bad mood): "Of course." P: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Pakistan, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to India." The Pakistani has a smirk on his face. The Indian listens in silence. The Pakistani Persists "Do you eat jam with the bread??" I: "Of Course." P: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We don't. In Pakistan we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to India." The Indian then asks: "Do you have sex in Pakistan?" P: "Why of course we do", the Pakistani says with a big smirk. I: And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Pakistani: "We throw them away, of course." I: "We don't. In india, we put them in a container, Recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Pakistan

April 5th, 2004, 03:31 PM	#11
HeRsHeE317 VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 30,522 Reputation: 80585741 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11652	hah datz so damn funny lolzzz __________________

April 5th, 2004, 03:35 PM	#12
cutenoreen VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 21,766 Reputation: 34216316 --> Rep Power: 3421740 Casino cash: $8999	Lolz

April 5th, 2004, 03:50 PM	#13
NY RacerSuprA Banned Join Date: Mar 23 2004 Location: NY Posts: 2,309 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	nice joke Ahhh ah Ahhhhh... One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged to have sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree." Horrified, she said, " Tarzan, you have it all wrong but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground and spread her legs. "Here," she said, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "What the hell did you do that for?" "Just checking for bees," said Tarzan

April 5th, 2004, 03:52 PM	#14
cutenoreen VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 21,766 Reputation: 34216316 --> Rep Power: 3421740 Casino cash: $8999	LOLZ!!

April 5th, 2004, 03:55 PM	#15
PyariPariPri VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Location: Dirty Jersey! Posts: 7,626 Reputation: 709586 --> Rep Power: 71010 Casino cash: $4702	i dont get that one :? __________________ i <3 MiStA InDiA

April 5th, 2004, 04:00 PM	#18
the observer Newbie Join Date: Apr 4 2004 Posts: 8 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	lol good ones..

April 5th, 2004, 04:02 PM	#19
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April 5th, 2004, 04:05 PM	#20
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April 5th, 2004, 04:07 PM	#22
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April 5th, 2004, 04:12 PM	#23
HeRsHeE317 VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Posts: 30,522 Reputation: 80585741 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11652	hello diz aint no porno site get dat shyt offa here now pronto! __________________

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