matrimony ads hehe

**jassika** · September 28th, 2004, 05:16 PM

These are actual ads on a matrimony site... (no.. I am not visiting those sites.. it's just a forwarded mail!)

- Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i
dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u
can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i
working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u
welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls
viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours
Regards Somesha ~*~

i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family
from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA
BHAGABATA, and other homework

(Homework?)

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with
me forever. She may never create any difficulties in
my life or her life by which the entire life can run
smoothly. thank you

(The principle of running life smoothly was never so
easy!)

She should be good looking and should have a service.
She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She
should be educated.

(ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every
moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese
friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for
my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i
love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to
late come on ......... hold my hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because
ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot
lot lot

(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)

My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar
Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT......

(Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must
be demanding too much, ain't he?)

i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear
jeans in house but while steping out of house she
should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing her jeans? ahem...)

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO
MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING
TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3
THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND
THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO
MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing)

whatever she may be but she should feel that she is
going to be someone bride and she must think of the
future life if she is toolike this she would bde
called the lady of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me
what this guy wants)

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my
patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner
has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The
person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")

HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO
GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK

(the "ok syndrome" again)

iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister
and fater&mother sister complity marred

(somebody please explain in comments section how to
get married 'completely'?)

iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one
brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and
tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste
naw iam staing at rayagada dist.

(actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you
marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me
heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour
'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main
think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are
beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good
looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My
father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE
IS YOUR. bye bye.

(uttama purushan)

iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.

(No comments)

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY
HABIT.

(maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)

hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my
life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is
not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits
girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ...

(but credit cards not accepted..???)

my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social
service

(Zebra..???)

i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple
who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME
ONLY.

(Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?)

to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable

(this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is
yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of
all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her
any treasure. because girl is the mahalakshmi.

(Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?)

ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd
company which not paying salary at present.

(Any takers again?)

**Mack-X** · September 28th, 2004, 05:29 PM

you lookin for a hubby eh

ShivaChrist · September 28th, 2004, 05:35 PM

That was funny - one of the best reads for me today

Thanks! When I make my matrinonial I'll try to make it sound better :P

exotictrinigyul · September 28th, 2004, 05:40 PM

haha damnnn these ppl need to learn to speak properly lol

ssjasper2003 · September 28th, 2004, 05:45 PM

Quote:

my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you
marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes
pleaes

(height of desperation! J )

HAHAHAHA, man i hope none of these guys are from AP. Never seen any ads for telugu in the paper. Mostly just guju & punjabi parents putting an ad for their kid in India Aboard Or Rediff .

vikvik12 · September 28th, 2004, 06:01 PM

haha, yes that was one of the best reads for me today

Muddassir · September 30th, 2004, 01:27 AM

jessika..

You made my day today.. infact, my night..

I was like

**BinDaaS_BaBe** · September 30th, 2004, 01:31 AM

sooooooooo long..

Muddassir · September 30th, 2004, 01:33 AM

Dont complain..
Read whatever you want to, until get tired.. I had the same idea before reading, but I read them all, as they were really funny..

mr neo · September 30th, 2004, 01:35 AM

This dude is gold.

"HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO
GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK"

krazy_desi187 · September 30th, 2004, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinDaaS_BaBe

sooooooooo long..

yet so funny lol... i luv the last 1.. lol.. failed 3 tmes, n has a job that doesn pay...

thaiz · September 30th, 2004, 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BinDaaS_BaBe

sooooooooo long..

:?

Adelante · September 30th, 2004, 08:12 AM

lol man thats some funny stuff... but just to be fair, where are the ladies ones? lol...

Pardesi_bhai · September 30th, 2004, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr neo

This dude is gold.

"HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND
NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO
GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK"

what language is that?

Muddassir · September 30th, 2004, 01:24 PM

if it was in pure english, then there wont be any need to post here..

September 28th, 2004, 05:16 PM	#1
jassika VIP Member Tetris Champion! Breakout Champion! Join Date: Apr 26 2004 Location: home Posts: 14,865 Reputation: 573594387 --> Rep Power: 57359519 Casino cash: $49711	matrimony ads hehe These are actual ads on a matrimony site... (no.. I am not visiting those sites.. it's just a forwarded mail!) - Hello To Viewvers My Name is Somesha , I am single i dont have Famale, If any one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good education but i working all field in bangalroe.. if u like me u welcome to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls viset my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Somesha ~*~ i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework (Homework?) Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!) She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !) I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ......... hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale dulhaniya effect) i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don't know why but this is one of my favorites) My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding too much, ain't he?) i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? ahem...) HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing) whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she would bde called the lady of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this guy wants) i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome") HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again) iam pradip my family histoy my two brother two sister and fater&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments section how to get married 'completely'?) iam very simpel and hanest. i have three sister one brother and parent. i am doing postal sarvice and tailor master my original resdence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or tailor.??) my name is farhan and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes (height of desperation! J ) Iwant one girl who love me or my mother. she love me heartly or she havea frank she's skin colour 'normal'not a black or not a whitey. IThink the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you are beautiful. but iam not a handsome person or not a good looking. but my Mom say that Iam a good person. My father already expired . iam ''AEKLAUTA''. THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye. (uttama purushan) iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred. (No comments) I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOUR. I DON'T HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits) hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..???) my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (Zebra..???) i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criterion is a must, isn't it?) to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.) i would like a beautyfull girl. and i do not want her any treasure. because girl is the mahalakshmi. (Now she is going to be a lucky girl! Any takers?) ssc failed three times and worked with privated ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers again?) __________________ ਜਸੀਕਾ Great people talk about ideas. Small people talk about others

September 28th, 2004, 05:29 PM	#2
Mack-X VIP Member Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Location: sluerry, bc Posts: 5,225 Reputation: 1153666 --> Rep Power: 115408 Casino cash: $1671	you lookin for a hubby eh __________________ *****, Please!

September 30th, 2004, 01:31 AM	#8
BinDaaS_BaBe VIP Member Join Date: Nov 1 2003 Location: Home Posts: 48,684 Reputation: 818580257 --> Rep Power: 81858242 Casino cash: $34634	sooooooooo long.. __________________

September 30th, 2004, 01:35 AM	#10
mr neo Veteran Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Location: Right behind you. Posts: 5,644 Reputation: 3435776 --> Rep Power: 343621 Casino cash: $1042	This dude is gold. "HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK" __________________

September 28th, 2004, 05:35 PM	#3
ShivaChrist Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Mar 17 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 10,236 Reputation: 195982 --> Rep Power: 19660 Casino cash: $1241	That was funny - one of the best reads for me today Thanks! When I make my matrinonial I'll try to make it sound better :P

September 28th, 2004, 05:40 PM	#4
exotictrinigyul Still a Newb Join Date: Sep 3 2004 Location: Boca Raton, Florida Posts: 251 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 21 Casino cash: $1000	haha damnnn these ppl need to learn to speak properly lol

September 28th, 2004, 06:01 PM	#6
vikvik12 Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Aug 4 2004 Posts: 9,238 Reputation: 212014867 --> Rep Power: 21201543 Casino cash: $12590	haha, yes that was one of the best reads for me today

September 30th, 2004, 01:27 AM	#7
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September 30th, 2004, 01:33 AM	#9
Muddassir Can't Stay Away Join Date: Oct 3 2003 Posts: 2,448 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 33 Casino cash: $1000	Dont complain.. Read whatever you want to, until get tired.. I had the same idea before reading, but I read them all, as they were really funny..

September 30th, 2004, 08:12 AM	#13
Adelante Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Sep 5 2004 Location: AussieLand Posts: 10,847 Reputation: 1186429 --> Rep Power: 118705 Casino cash: $1322	lol man thats some funny stuff... but just to be fair, where are the ladies ones? lol...

September 30th, 2004, 01:24 PM	#15
Muddassir Can't Stay Away Join Date: Oct 3 2003 Posts: 2,448 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 33 Casino cash: $1000	if it was in pure english, then there wont be any need to post here..

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