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[fattygirl]

Portuguese shepherd short-changed in goats-for-wife deal

LISBON (AFP) - A Portuguese shepherd took up arms in despair after he bartered 15 goats and 2,500 euros (3,000 dollars) in exchange for a young new wife, who never turned up, a newspaper reported.


Diamantino, 49, from Vila Real in northern Portugal, had struck a deal with a man who promised to supply him with a 22-year-old wife in exchange for the livestock and cash, the Jornal de Noticias reported.


But the months dragged on with no sign of the promised spouse until the lovelorn shepherd snapped, taking up arms and barricading himself inside a garage on Friday, demanding either a wife or his money back.


Police stepped in and finally persuaded Diamantino to lay down his weapons. He was detained for a few hours and is due to appear in court in the coming days.

Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial

MADRID (Reuters) - A Spanish man tried to have his wife charged with domestic abuse because she refused to have sex with him on five consecutive days, Spanish newspaper El Sur reported on Friday.


The middle-aged man from Seville -- the city of Don Juan and Carmen -- said her refusals amounted to "degrading treatment" and domestic abuse, a term used more often to describe wife-battering.


The judge shelved the case, Andalusia-based El Sur reported.

[brothafizz]

u heard about dat dude in africa who dug up his dead and buried grandson and started eatin him

[Kallubaadshah]

I agree with the man in the second article. That's just mean

[babytasha]

the second one <~ hahahahaha

[babytasha]

Originally Posted by brothafizz

u heard about dat dude in africa who dug up his dead and buried grandson and started eatin him

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[krazy_desi187]

its all about sex these days

[fattygirl]

Originally Posted by brothafizz

u heard about dat dude in africa who dug up his dead and buried grandson and started eatin him

wtf

[sarb]

im still waiting for my portugese wife too....

[brothafizz]

Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse

Mon Sep 13, 8:41 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!



LUSAKA (Reuters) - Zambian police have arrested a man who exhumed, cooked and ate part of his grandson's corpse, police said Monday.



Police spokeswoman Brenda Muntemba said a hunter found the man eating pieces of flesh in a graveyard in Milambo, 600 km (370 miles) north of the capital Lusaka.


"The man exhumed a corpse and cut off some flesh which he cooked in a pot and started eating ... we went to the grave of his grandson and verified that he had exhumed the body," Muntemba told Reuters.


Muntemba said police had no idea why the man, who had no history of madness, had started eating his grandson, who died in July. The man was charged with interfering with a dead body and also for trespass in the graveyard.

[babytasha]

and he wasnt charged wit CANNIBALIZM?!!?!?!?

[brothafizz]

Originally Posted by babytasha

and he wasnt charged wit CANNIBALIZM?!!?!?!?

i guess not haha....is it normal in Zambia?

[dr0pitlikeitzh0t]

Originally Posted by brothafizz

[fattygirl]

Originally Posted by brothafizz

i guess not haha....is it normal in Zambia?

haha . i remember HANIBAL. ewww

[manchesterone]

Hiya Anam .. how u doing

[fattygirl]

Originally Posted by manchesterone

Hiya Anam .. how u doing

would you sue your wife for not having sex?

[manchesterone]

Originally Posted by fattygirl

would you sue your wife for not having sex?

But would you really deprieve me??

[fattygirl]

Originally Posted by manchesterone

But would you really deprieve me??

i m your wife?

[manchesterone]

Originally Posted by fattygirl

i m your wife?

Only if your lucky

[fattygirl]

Originally Posted by manchesterone

Only if your lucky

no sir, i reject. 8)

[manchesterone]

Originally Posted by fattygirl

no sir, i reject. 8)

Playing hard to get i see ....

[ezbreezyfresh]

hahahah yuck