Indian movies

VRINDA · September 13th, 2004, 05:40 AM

Recently Newton made a visit to earth to watch a movie.He watched a few Indian movies and he was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics wer just a huge pile of junk and apologised
for everything he had done.
In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid.
Here are a few scenes:

1) Mithun has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured.

2) In another movie, Mithun is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does...He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun utters the following dialogue
"Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa".

3) Mithun is chased by a gangster. mithun has a revolver but he got no He
waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
Bang... And the gangster dies....

4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the hands of the villain about 100km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga" (drop ur weapon, otherwise ill push the button on the remote and kill ur gf). The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not before he presses the damn button. HMMM what does Mithun do??? Sure enough, there is a
horse and he jumps on it. Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast but mithun and his horse are desparately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, mithun jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chair and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor
electric current only goes to an empty chair.
Climax, clap clap. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!!

This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thot that atleast one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and newton is happy.
The climax finally arrives.Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its the climax. Rajni suddenly pulls out 2 guns from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead..................Newton faints.

**BinDaaS_BaBe** · September 13th, 2004, 05:41 AM

thats too long tp read! ahhaha plus u read it ALL OUT TO ME!!!!

VRINDA · September 13th, 2004, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BinDaaS_BaBe

thats too long tp read! ahhaha plus u read it ALL OUT TO ME!!!!

haha.. and u kept saying.. i know this i know this one.. but u didnt get anything right! hehe

VRINDA · September 13th, 2004, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by BinDaaS_BaBe

thats too long tp read! ahhaha plus u read it ALL OUT TO ME!!!!

haha.. and u kept saying.. i know this i know this one.. but u didnt get anything right! hehe

Peacemaker · September 13th, 2004, 05:46 AM

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · September 13th, 2004, 05:48 AM

dats sum funny stuff

**IPunjabi.Blood** · September 13th, 2004, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

wilkommen is a tricky process.. u shouldnt just let him be on his on while he performin that.. and i thought my brain was shot..

**BinDaaS_BaBe** · September 13th, 2004, 05:51 AM

ahahah well i read it along time afo./.i think akshay sent it to me! when did he send it to u? check taht! coz i think he sent it to me..

VRINDA · September 13th, 2004, 05:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

ty

VRINDA · September 13th, 2004, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

wilkommen is a tricky process.. u shouldnt just let him be on his on while he performin that.. and i thought my brain was shot..

huhh.. :?

**IPunjabi.Blood** · September 13th, 2004, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by VRINDA

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

wilkommen is a tricky process.. u shouldnt just let him be on his on while he performin that.. and i thought my brain was shot..

huhh.. :?

ITS ALLRIGHT.. WE ALL BEEN THERE..

**BinDaaS_BaBe** · September 13th, 2004, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by VRINDA

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

wilkommen is a tricky process.. u shouldnt just let him be on his on while he performin that.. and i thought my brain was shot..

huhh.. :?

ITS ALLRIGHT.. WE ALL BEEN THERE..

wattt!? wat u on about!

**IPunjabi.Blood** · September 13th, 2004, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BinDaaS_BaBe

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by VRINDA

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

wilkommen is a tricky process.. u shouldnt just let him be on his on while he performin that.. and i thought my brain was shot..

huhh.. :?

ITS ALLRIGHT.. WE ALL BEEN THERE..

wattt!? wat u on about!

SOON IT WILL BEH U.. :P

VRINDA · September 13th, 2004, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BinDaaS_BaBe

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by VRINDA

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Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

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Originally Posted by Peacemaker

hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay!

wilkommen is a tricky process.. u shouldnt just let him be on his on while he performin that.. and i thought my brain was shot..

huhh.. :?

ITS ALLRIGHT.. WE ALL BEEN THERE..

wattt!? wat u on about!

i dont get it either.. :S..

**BinDaaS_BaBe** · September 13th, 2004, 06:08 AM

wattt?!?!?

September 13th, 2004, 05:40 AM	#1
VRINDA Can't Stay Away Join Date: Sep 13 2004 Posts: 1,937 Reputation: 274 --> Rep Power: 54 Casino cash: $1006	Indian movies Recently Newton made a visit to earth to watch a movie.He watched a few Indian movies and he was convinced that all his logics and laws in physics wer just a huge pile of junk and apologised for everything he had done. In the movie of Mithun chakravarthy Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes: 1) Mithun has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, Our great Mithun is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured. 2) In another movie, Mithun is confronted with 2 gangsters. Mithun has a Gun but unfortunately only one bullet. Guess, what he does...He holds a knife in his hand and shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces and kills both the gangsters. Then, Mithun utters the following dialogue "Apun ka naam hai HIRA, Apun ne sabko Chiraa". 3) Mithun is chased by a gangster. mithun has a revolver but he got no He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Mithun opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun. Bang... And the gangster dies.... 4) The heroine is tied to an electric chair and the remote is in the hands of the villain about 100km away. As usual, the villain confronts the hero saying "Hathiyar phek do warna main yeh remote ka button dabake tumhari mehbooba ko mar doonga" (drop ur weapon, otherwise ill push the button on the remote and kill ur gf). The usual fight occurs and just as the hero makes the final blow, the villain dies but not before he presses the damn button. HMMM what does Mithun do??? Sure enough, there is a horse and he jumps on it. Now there is a race: The current in the cable connected to the electric chair is moving fast but mithun and his horse are desparately trying to catch up.... goes on for a few km and just as the current would hit the chair, mithun jumps from the horse and picks the girl away from the chair and husssshhhh. She is saved. The poor electric current only goes to an empty chair. Climax, clap clap. Hero! Hero!! Hero!!! This was too much for our Newton to take and he was completely shaken and he decided to go back. But he happened to see a Rajnikanth movie for one last time and thot that atleast one movie will follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and newton is happy. The climax finally arrives.Rajni gets to know that the villian is on the the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajni can't jump even if he tries. Rajni has to desparalety kill the villian because its the climax. Rajni suddenly pulls out 2 guns from his pocket. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall ,he shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. Now the first gun fires off and the villian is dead..................Newton faints.

September 13th, 2004, 05:41 AM	#2
BinDaaS_BaBe VIP Member Join Date: Nov 1 2003 Location: Home Posts: 48,684 Reputation: 818580257 --> Rep Power: 81858242 Casino cash: $34634	thats too long tp read! ahhaha plus u read it ALL OUT TO ME!!!! __________________

September 13th, 2004, 05:46 AM	#5
Peacemaker Should I Consider Retiring??? Tournaments Won: 12 Join Date: May 1 2004 Location: The Afghan Caves Posts: 98,765 Posts: 7,216 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 50 Casino cash: $2402	hey newbie...dats old...anyways wilkommen and njoy ur stay! __________________

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ֵֵ_ssxman Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jul 16 2004 Location: o_0 Posts: 23,492 Reputation: 216751458 --> Rep Power: 21675259 Casino cash: $11663	dats sum funny stuff __________________

September 13th, 2004, 05:51 AM	#8
BinDaaS_BaBe VIP Member Join Date: Nov 1 2003 Location: Home Posts: 48,684 Reputation: 818580257 --> Rep Power: 81858242 Casino cash: $34634	ahahah well i read it along time afo./.i think akshay sent it to me! when did he send it to u? check taht! coz i think he sent it to me.. __________________

September 13th, 2004, 06:08 AM	#15
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