This is why I should not drink

[Aurovon]

And just stick to the green.

A bouncer tried to make my boy leave (he has a fucked up ankle) by pushing him.

I got fucking pissed and supposedly took my fists and did like a power punch on his guts. He fell back pretty hard. Btw, I don't remember this my buddy was telling me. All I remember is one of the cops showing me his index finger and asking me to come talk to him after this incident. I was like Fuck this, I started sprinting. Everyone was outside the bars watching all this shit. I was being obnoxious and getting pissed. I had all the right reasons btw (racist). Then I ran all around, and came back to the spot. Then one of the cops was like why did you run from me? I was like im so sorryyyy im just drunkkkk i got a ride thoooo. My buddy talked to them and pretty much begged them not to arrest me while i ran away.

Other than that, I had a great night. Danced with a few hotties, and this black girl (fine btw) like a foot taller than me called me out and asked me to dance with her. i was like okaaaaaaay but i couldnt keep up because her amazing ass was upto my chest. anyways my boy and I were about to go home with these three girls but I scared them away since I was being too fuckin obnoxious. shit happens!

[F7Jfag]

It's hard to imagine a chump like you getting aggressive. I guess you're like Joe Pesci and fuck around.

[PakPlaya69]

Blooody idiots .. cant handle your drink don fuken drink mate .. typical desi

[F7Jfag]

Auro, are there any hot bitches posting on the forums these days? I've still only nailed one desi chick in my life, and i'm looking to build on my portfolio before the end of the year.

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by F7Jfag

It's hard to imagine a chump like you getting aggressive. I guess you're like Joe Pesci and fuck around.

Got poison?

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by PakPlaya69

Blooody idiots .. cant handle your drink don fuken drink mate .. typical desi

Shut the fuck up.

[F7Jfag]

I'm so weak without my thread creating ability. This sucks. I have so much wisdom to share right now.

[PakPlaya69]

Originally Posted by Aurovon

Shut the fuck up.

Look at this chimp talkin .. wht did you have ?? bacardisssss ... punched up a bouncer yeah rightttt ... all that bull crap .. go to slepe now kid .. too late for ya

[F7Jfag]

You two are pretty arousing when participating in verbal combat.

Pakplaya, what you wearing right now, babe?

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by F7Jfag

Auro, are there any hot bitches posting on the forums these days? I've still only nailed one desi chick in my life, and i'm looking to build on my portfolio before the end of the year.

Always, do your thing playboy.

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by F7Jfag

I'm so weak without my thread creating ability. This sucks. I have so much wisdom to share right now.

I feel you.

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by PakPlaya69

Look at this chimp talkin .. wht did you have ?? bacardisssss ... punched up a bouncer yeah rightttt ... all that bull crap .. go to slepe now kid .. too late for ya

okay daddy I will

will you read me a bed time story?

then kiss me gnite

[F7Jfag]

I see that this guy is still shameless:



Auro, do you mind if I make this thread into my personal RD scrapbook? I can't make threads, so I may as well do all my jibber jabbering in here, innit?

[F7Jfag]

Originally Posted by Aurovon

Always, do your thing playboy.

Generate a list for me, yo! Pics also, if possible.

[Aurovon]

Go for it you sexy beast.

[PakPlaya69]

Originally Posted by Aurovon

okay daddy I will

will you read me a bed time story?

then kiss me gnite

Ohh yeah kidddo .. why not .. give you a body massage as well and let you play wiht my willy too .. how do you like that ??

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by F7Jfag

Generate a list for me, yo! Pics also, if possible.

Meh, too lazy. Don't worry it will be easy to find out.

[F7Jfag]

You two fools are kind of ruining my thread. No disrespect, but do you mind if you do your boring bantering privately or in another thread?

[Aurovon]

God I am not even tired right now. It's like 5am.

maybe i need to toke up, yes i do.

[BKnight]

I like this one better

Originally Posted by Sikh4Lyfe

Yeah so last night I hopped in one of my amazingly pimp rides which is a Ferrari or something I don't know because I own so many goddamn cars LOL and said goodnight to my supermodel wife just after she gave me 12 blowjobs for 2 hours while I drank Chivas and watched porn and then I drove to a club where I picked up three chicks and drove them over to meet my girlfriend on the side who is also a supermodel and we all had amazingly erotic sex for 12 hours and I tapped one of the chick's asses who was a supermodel and then busted on her back so hard that she had to go to the hospital because I bruised her spine. Then I took some drugs and drove another car it's like a Mitsubishi Eclipse special edition TYPE R or something beats me who cares when you own like 20 cars and three mansions and then I went to a stockholders meeting for Microsoft and Dupont and ExxonMobil and made lots of important decisions and then I took a limo with three hookers in it that the government paid for and they gave me blowjobs while I fingered their pussies and snorted coke off of their tits. And then I brought them home where my supermodel wife had sex with all of the hookers and I videotaped it and then we all did some online shopping and I bought a few more cars and a hot tub and we adopted some kids from the Tsunami because it is important to spread the love and be socially aware of things going on in the world, okay don't you think so? So then I drove the hookers home and they said that they had so much fun that they were not going to even charge the government and one of them said that I had the biggest cock she had ever seen and everyone else agreed LOL. So then I went and played some video games with my girlfriend and some of her supermodel friends and they invited some rock stars over and we all partied and played games and then all of the supermodels piled on top of me and we had incredibly erotic sex in one of my mansions and four of my other cars, all of which cost over $100,000 each. And also I totally owned at the video games. Then after that we went out for a restaurant and it was so good that I bought the restaurant and the head chef, who is also a supermodel, came out and gave me a blow job while she made unagi rolls which are my favorite. Then my wife and my girlfriend had lesbian sex in the restaurant and everyone had an orgy and everyone in the whole restaurant had a vote and I won "Largest Wang" as well as "Best Eyes" and "Most Semen". Then I drove home in 12 different cars and left the ones without gas on the side of the road for homeless people to take because it is important to give back to the community, and then I went to bed. And that was the best day of my life, for real.

[PrOfFaSeE]

Originally Posted by F7Jfag

I see that this guy is still shameless:



Auro, do you mind if I make this thread into my personal RD scrapbook? I can't make threads, so I may as well do all my jibber jabbering in here, innit?

if you had a body like mine you'd show it off as well

and stop complaining, you know you're masturbating while listening to linkin park

[Aurovon]

lol i remember that. can't beat that.

[Aurovon]

Originally Posted by PrOfFaSeE

if you had a body like mine you'd show it off as well

and stop complaining, you know you're masturbating while listening to linkin park

props btw

[F7Jfag]

Originally Posted by PrOfFaSeE

if you had a body like mine you'd show it off as well

and stop complaining, you know you're masturbating while listening to linkin park

Shut up, fucker.

I would have thought you would have grown out of the “flex, pose, flex more” stage. You’ve been striking poses like that for years. I hate to imagine how much time and effort you go into your taking your amateur soft-porn bullshit.

Your body is average, but your ego/persona is cringe worthy. Women don't find it attractive when idiots sit in their room taking naked pictures of themselves, for that reason my lack of muscles will always win over your greasy framework.

Now get the fuck out of my thread.

[Aurovon]

God I am so lazy..I really want to toke up but I don't want to leave my room