How to be a man and not a pussy: Entry #2

SpicyBrownRapper · June 29th, 2007, 11:12 PM

Refer to the following thread for entry #1:
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=230245

How to be a man and not a pussy: Entry #2

You're on a date, the girl is laughing at all your jokes (even the ones that aren't funny), playing with her hair, slapping your chest/arm when you make a sarcastic remark... for the love of God, make a move and kiss her for fucks sakes!

She is already telling you she wants you to make a move. If you don't, you WILL come off as if A) you're a pussy B) you're not interested C) you're a pussy.

When things are going good, don't wait for the "prefect moment", the end of the night or any other cliche situation. Just do it and do it right. If you don't act when opportunity knocks, you run the risk of being put into the friends zone.

Questions?

TheDude · June 29th, 2007, 11:14 PM

i got a question.

is it appropriate to do her idb the first night? or should you wait till the third date?

illin · June 29th, 2007, 11:15 PM

truth

**madam_jade** · June 29th, 2007, 11:15 PM

I cherish these moments, when you share with us the stories of how you and your girlfriend met.

p.s. Also, great stories to tell the grandkids babe.

SpicyBrownRapper · June 29th, 2007, 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDude

i got a question.

is it appropriate to do her idb the first night? or should you wait till the third date?

Rent and watch Jacob's Ladder three times while high on mushrooms and all the answers to the questions you seek shall be answered.

If that doesn't work try dropping some acid and watching Goonies... The answers may not be apparent right away but they should come in the form of a talking pillow later that night.

TheDude · June 29th, 2007, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Rent and watch Jacob's Ladder three times while high on mushrooms and all the answers to the questions your seek shall be answered.

If that doesn't work try dropping some acid and watching Goonies... The answers may not be apparent right away but they should come in the form of a talking pillow later that night.

jacob's ladder? blockbuster here i come

SpicyBrownRapper · June 29th, 2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by madam_jade

I cherish these moments, when you share with us the stories of how you and your girlfriend met.

p.s. Also, great stories to tell the grandkids babe.

I kind of wish the girlfriend and I had a great story of how we met. Its the tired old guy meets girl through friends story. Some of my friends have some great story. Take for instance one of my friend who is actually getting married this Sunday - the day he met his fiance, she managed to clog is toilet and have it overflowing with her shit. True story.

greenismine · June 29th, 2007, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

I kind of wish the girlfriend and I had a great story of how we met. Its the tired old guy meets girl through friends story. Some of my friends have some great story. Take for instance one of my friend who is actually getting married this Sunday - the day he met his fiance, she managed to clog is toilet and have it overflowing with her shit. True story.

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lol..the stories of life....
my sister and bf they kept on meeting in the same place over and over in the trolley. she was totally creeped out by him. he would just stare at her.

SpicyBrownRapper · June 29th, 2007, 11:41 PM

Another one of my buddies met his wife at a bar, who got pissed at him for what exactly I forget, but she ended up dumping her beer down his back. Yep, first time they met.

**madam_jade** · June 30th, 2007, 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Another one of my buddies met his wife at a bar, who got pissed at him for what exactly I forget, but she ended up dumping her beer down his back. Yep, first time they met.

Figuratively, it should be the other way around.

**bengoli_meg** · June 30th, 2007, 12:04 AM

those cues aren't strong enough to come to the conlusion that she wants to be kissed.

**KurtaPyjama** · June 30th, 2007, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Refer to the following thread for entry #1:
http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=230245

How to be a man and not a pussy: Entry #2

You're on a date, the girl is laughing at all your jokes (even the ones that aren't funny), playing with her hair, slapping your chest/arm when you make a sarcastic remark... for the love of God, make a move and kiss her for fucks sakes!

She is already telling you she wants you to make a move. If you don't, you WILL come off as if A) you're a pussy B) you're not interested C) you're a pussy.

When things are going good, don't wait for the "prefect moment", the end of the night or any other cliche situation. Just do it and do it right. If you don't act when opportunity knocks, you run the risk of being put into the friends zone.

Questions?

i like this tip. :goodtip:

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by bengoli_meg

those cues aren't strong enough to come to the conlusion that she wants to be kissed.

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about, but whatever helps you sleep at night Meg honey.

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by madam_jade

Figuratively, it should be the other way around.

HEY-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!

**bengoli_meg** · June 30th, 2007, 12:14 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Sounds like you don't know what you're talking about, but whatever helps you sleep at night Meg honey.

she'll keep staring into your eyes going back and forth between looking at your eyes and looking at your lips. she'll start leaning in very close giving you a clear opportunity to plant one on her.

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bengoli_meg

she'll keep staring into your eyes going back and forth between looking at your eyes and looking at your lips. she'll start leaning in very close giving you a clear opportunity to plant one on her.

Meg baby, this is not the appropriate time for you to post your fantasies about me on this board. You do realize you've just managed to make a lot of guys pissed, rite? PM baby, just PM me when you get these thoughts.

**bengoli_meg** · June 30th, 2007, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Meg baby, this is not the appropriate time for you to post your fantasies about me on this board. You do realize you've just managed to make a lot of guys pissed, rite? PM baby, just PM me when you get these thoughts.

who am i kidding? i've read one too many trashy romance novels.

everyone knows i've never been kissed.

**madam_jade** · June 30th, 2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

HEY-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!

Hello friend.

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:35 AM

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Originally Posted by bengoli_meg

who am i kidding? i've read one too many trashy romance novels.

everyone knows i've never been kissed.

PUCKER UP BABYDOLL!

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by madam_jade

Hello friend.

Hi2U sexy.

**bengoli_meg** · June 30th, 2007, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

PUCKER UP BABYDOLL!

i have to stay pure until my parents choose a suitible husband for me from the motherland.

L_A_X__addiction · June 30th, 2007, 12:38 AM

I like these.

Can you make more?

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by bengoli_meg

i have to stay pure until my parents choose a suitible husband for me from the motherland.

So Meg honey, tell me honestly, what do you make of these threads I've started - the how not to be a pussy series. Did you happen to read the first one? I'm not just throwing these out there for the heck of it, these are things I've concluded from my extensive life experiences.

SpicyBrownRapper · June 30th, 2007, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by L_A_X__addiction

I like these.

Can you make more?

Yes, its a series. I've got more thought out... all in the head.

Can I get a butt pic? I'm trying to understand what the craze is about.

**madam_jade** · June 30th, 2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Hi2U sexy.

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SpicyBrownRapper Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Apr 12 2005 Posts: 28,891 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748497 Casino cash: $67117	How to be a man and not a pussy: Entry #2 Refer to the following thread for entry #1: http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=230245 How to be a man and not a pussy: Entry #2 You're on a date, the girl is laughing at all your jokes (even the ones that aren't funny), playing with her hair, slapping your chest/arm when you make a sarcastic remark... for the love of God, make a move and kiss her for fucks sakes! She is already telling you she wants you to make a move. If you don't, you WILL come off as if A) you're a pussy B) you're not interested C) you're a pussy. When things are going good, don't wait for the "prefect moment", the end of the night or any other cliche situation. Just do it and do it right. If you don't act when opportunity knocks, you run the risk of being put into the friends zone. Questions? __________________ MAH MAN

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