How many of these sound familiar?

~*~ayesha~*~ · August 25th, 2004, 03:52 PM

(eh, this is just a fwd I got a while back. I was bored, so I thought i'd post it. Yeah, I do realize that the grammer is really messed up in it...And also, it's from the UK, so I didn't understand a few of the words it used....but oh well. Some of these those sound true, others I don't agree with....)

ASIAN GIRLS

most asian girls r manufactured copies of eachother :
They all have- highlighted*optional ..hair which is always
straight and left out to be messed up by the wind!, contacts
which r wrong on the skin -

*BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height!

*Tight black hipsters or crops<<<<to show off their so called
'lovely' figure

*U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!!

*the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it)

*U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces!

*As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u da
bomb!..lol!

*And most boys seem to like that look....y???

*Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont
even move their feet 4rm da same spot!*

U reading glamour mags like Bliss/Sugar/J-17/ try 2 imititate
gorri’s look why can’t u just accept da fact u are desi!!!

>*Ur all so bothered about having dark skin "oh mirror mirror on
da wall, who is da fairest of them all"… u start bleaching ur
skin…errr u muppet da rest of ur body is brown....Dipsy off
teletubbies style!!!!#

*U got a sim-card on every network = you'za Hoe!!!!

*Always end up fancying da same bloke as ur m8 hence u a
despo!!!!

*Gals going to Dixy's ...come off it girl...we all know u are
HUNGRY 4 the MEN!!!!

*Most of ya'll so cheap I see u in Harvey Nichols trying on free
tester make-up & Ralph Lauren - Romance... Look gyal I know u a
slaaaag but plz make an effort 2 buy ur own cosmetics

*When ur online its a charade!!! ur either called:: Princess or
Soni Kuri ... got 60 guys on ur msn, give ur digits out to any
guy who asks... pics of u really are a revolting sight!!!!! Or
cut a models pic out of Asian Bride Magazine thinking no1 will
notice....then u claim dat pic is of YOU....and guys are so dumb
they believe u aswell.... lol!!!! ....................SAD
INDIVIDUAL!!!!!

*After Daddy drops u off 2 college in the morning... U got 2 da
toilets and get changed in some low-cut top and mini-skirt...
tryna reveal a bit of flesh look why doncha try kerb-crawling
instead!!!!!

*Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still
smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention......
*Hang around wit ur wannabe "Miss World" crew all competin wiv
each oder 4 male attention, n Where there is next mans…dats
where is U.. raising da pitch of ur voices screamin 2 get some
guys lookin ur way…when in fact da chipmunk voice jus turns em
off!

*Asian gals vocab:Ya gets me, u pindu, get ur coat love u’ve
pulled

*And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!!

*Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick
which drips off ur lips .
All try to be rude girls!!!!....etc...go to da temple to check
da oppposite sex!!...very sad!

ASIAN BOYZ

*The hair-crop,chewed muff @da front,spikes...all gelled wiv sum
gunk -
and if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better
start writing their will!
*U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!....tryin to look older
u jus look like poofs!
*Most of ya’ll be freshified…go back 2 ur banana boat!!!!!

*Da essential......once again da mobile!!!!

*Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them!
*sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart… one in Africa…one in
India!!!!!
*Asian boyz vocab- ma
bitch,shorty,missions,buff,tick,nahh,init,seen,ske en,gwan,rahh,safe,blad,geeza,chirpse,skeet,bredrin ,spar,rents,waghwaan!
*u think u a black man!
*Listen to garage , r nb....we all know u listen to the shitty
hindi crap
*And i know u got Zee TV at home.. tut tut yes we know u fancy
Kareena Kapoor ....minger!!!!

*Ur motto...every hole is a goal/Life is like a dick when it
gets hard f*** it...then u want to marry virgin marys...wots
that all about????
*All wanna be a dj or a mc-pleeez dont even try!
*u have da biggest head in da world… Mr EGO’s so big, can ur
head even fit through da door??
*Got too much attitude, HERO stop showing off ur aggro, u claim
2 have 6pac n pecks when we know u a puny lil fing man...u fink
u some next breed Mike Tyson!!!
*Wats wiv blazin out bhangra n all dis Tupac Shakur frm ur
beemaz u fink u fink ur so smooth... and y does every asian guy
think they're MC Romeo???
*Why do u always happen to be wit ur clique, smokin da reefa,
wearin ur Rockports/Wallabes, cK 1 aftershave (look m8 dats a
bit out-of-date), Moschino trousers wiv writin all ova...u tryna
copy SoSolidCru! bad-boy wannabeeez oh plz!!!
* scanning gyals finkin u gotta chance, and they like it too???

*U go out wiv a gal-use and abuse her, den move on to da
next...u all playa wannabezzz..u all jus came out ur nappies so
sit ur asses down!

don’t take it offensively...but u know its true!

livindathuglife · August 25th, 2004, 03:54 PM

i didnt even understand 3/4 of it

**desi_balla63** · August 25th, 2004, 03:54 PM

chinks are fun.

samosa321 · August 25th, 2004, 03:55 PM

Too long.

**jafferman** · August 25th, 2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_balla63

chinks are fun.

ya they are :P

asifricky88 · August 25th, 2004, 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by livindathuglife

i didnt even understand 3/4 of it

mr photographer · August 25th, 2004, 03:55 PM

LMAO - so tru

**sarb** · August 25th, 2004, 03:56 PM

desis are such haters...

**desi_balla63** · August 25th, 2004, 04:06 PM

ashi,

i want chinky eyes.

~*~ayesha~*~ · August 25th, 2004, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_balla63

ashi,

i want chinky eyes.

Aniq, lol I think the fwd refered to desi asians.......but oh well.....

(Where the hell are you on msn????????)

**desi_balla63** · August 25th, 2004, 04:11 PM

i blocked u fool.

hah na juss playin, im on campus. fags don't have aim, express, or msn.

so im watchin porn.

~*~ayesha~*~ · August 25th, 2004, 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_balla63

i blocked u fool.

hah na juss playin, im on campus. fags don't have aim, express, or msn.

so im watchin porn.

8) Nice, that's always a good way to spend your free time......jerk, you're watching that without me? No fair!

Lol......Ugh.......i have class again at 5:30 tonite till 7:30, and the part that sucks the most is that its' a MATH class

I hate math with a passion!!

Eh, I have a few hours to kill before that.....so yeah, I thought I'd get on RD........

suga suga · August 25th, 2004, 04:40 PM

ayesha...i actually wanna come baq to CO..i miss the beaners

~*~ayesha~*~ · August 25th, 2004, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suga suga

ayesha...i actually wanna come baq to CO..i miss the beaners

Aww, you should definitely move back here..........and move close to me! That would be sooo much fun...

suga suga · August 25th, 2004, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~*~ayesha~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by suga suga

ayesha...i actually wanna come baq to CO..i miss the beaners

Aww, you should definitely move back here..........and move close to me! That would be sooo much fun...

haha yeaaa ...i wanna go to elitches n water worldddd again

if i eva get to visit ill let u kno!!

~*~ayesha~*~ · August 25th, 2004, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suga suga

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~*~ayesha~*~

Quote:

Originally Posted by suga suga

ayesha...i actually wanna come baq to CO..i miss the beaners

Aww, you should definitely move back here..........and move close to me! That would be sooo much fun...

haha yeaaa ...i wanna go to elitches n water worldddd again

if i eva get to visit ill let u kno!!

Yay!

Hmm, I've only been to Waterworld.....never Elitch's......That would be fun though!

DESI-PEACHES · August 25th, 2004, 05:24 PM

[quote="~*~ayesha~*~"](eh, this is just a fwd I got a while back. I was bored, so I thought i'd post it. Yeah, I do realize that the grammer is really messed up in it...And also, it's from the UK, so I didn't understand a few of the words it used....but oh well. Some of these those sound true, others I don't agree with....)

very true esp peeps in UK are like that no offence to UK peeps even am from UK as well!!

**JunGLe ChiKEn** · August 25th, 2004, 05:29 PM

shut up ho! stop hatin! azn gurlz > desi gurlz!

~*~ayesha~*~ · August 25th, 2004, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JunGLe ChiKEn

shut up ho! stop hatin! azn gurlz > desi gurlz!

Seriously...calm down! I'm not "hatin" on anyone.......I AM DESI! And besides, if you read my thread properly, you'd see that I DIDN'T make these up, it was a forward I got as an email, and I only agree with a few things on the list.......the others I don't think really apply...I was just bored so I posted it.......it isn't what I believe.......so stop calling me a ho and telling me to shut up!

Thank you...

sunnz1088 · August 25th, 2004, 05:38 PM

Yeah I sorta got confused after the 4th word..

August 25th, 2004, 03:52 PM	#1
~~ayesha~~ Can't Stay Away Join Date: May 16 2004 Location: It hurts when your heart is broken time and time again... Posts: 1,533 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 27 Casino cash: $1000	How many of these sound familiar? (eh, this is just a fwd I got a while back. I was bored, so I thought i'd post it. Yeah, I do realize that the grammer is really messed up in it...And also, it's from the UK, so I didn't understand a few of the words it used....but oh well. Some of these those sound true, others I don't agree with....) ASIAN GIRLS most asian girls r manufactured copies of eachother : They all have- highlightedoptional ..hair which is always straight and left out to be messed up by the wind!, contacts which r wrong on the skin - BIG HEELS....to make-up their lack of height! Tight black hipsters or crops<<<<to show off their so called 'lovely' figure U LOOK LIKE SLAPPAS!!!!! the essential - Mobile phone (u cant live without it) U walk around wiv a big grin to show u removed ur braces! As soon as u get complimented u strut around thinkin u da bomb!..lol! And most boys seem to like that look....y??? Most gals cant dance -think they good @it but actually dont even move their feet 4rm da same spot! U reading glamour mags like Bliss/Sugar/J-17/ try 2 imititate gorri’s look why can’t u just accept da fact u are desi!!! >Ur all so bothered about having dark skin "oh mirror mirror on da wall, who is da fairest of them all"… u start bleaching ur skin…errr u muppet da rest of ur body is brown....Dipsy off teletubbies style!!!!# U got a sim-card on every network = you'za Hoe!!!! Always end up fancying da same bloke as ur m8 hence u a despo!!!! Gals going to Dixy's ...come off it girl...we all know u are HUNGRY 4 the MEN!!!! Most of ya'll so cheap I see u in Harvey Nichols trying on free tester make-up & Ralph Lauren - Romance... Look gyal I know u a slaaaag but plz make an effort 2 buy ur own cosmetics When ur online its a charade!!! ur either called:: Princess or Soni Kuri ... got 60 guys on ur msn, give ur digits out to any guy who asks... pics of u really are a revolting sight!!!!! Or cut a models pic out of Asian Bride Magazine thinking no1 will notice....then u claim dat pic is of YOU....and guys are so dumb they believe u aswell.... lol!!!! ....................SAD INDIVIDUAL!!!!! After Daddy drops u off 2 college in the morning... U got 2 da toilets and get changed in some low-cut top and mini-skirt... tryna reveal a bit of flesh look why doncha try kerb-crawling instead!!!!! Seem to care sooooooooooooooo much about religion but still smoke,drink and other things which i cant mention...... Hang around wit ur wannabe "Miss World" crew all competin wiv each oder 4 male attention, n Where there is next mans…dats where is U.. raising da pitch of ur voices screamin 2 get some guys lookin ur way…when in fact da chipmunk voice jus turns em off! Asian gals vocab:Ya gets me, u pindu, get ur coat love u’ve pulled And u think ur gods gift!!...u know ur butterz!!! Put bare make-up on to cover ur spots and lipgloss/lipstick which drips off ur lips . All try to be rude girls!!!!....etc...go to da temple to check da oppposite sex!!...very sad! ASIAN BOYZ The hair-crop,chewed muff @da front,spikes...all gelled wiv sum gunk - and if and if someone dares to even touch ur hair they better start writing their will! U all seem to have bum fluff on ur face!....tryin to look older u jus look like poofs! Most of ya’ll be freshified…go back 2 ur banana boat!!!!! Da essential......once again da mobile!!!! Shake hands wiv every guy u meet even if u dont know them! sit wiv ur legz soooo far apart… one in Africa…one in India!!!!! Asian boyz vocab- ma bitch,shorty,missions,buff,tick,nahh,init,seen,ske en,gwan,rahh,safe,blad,geeza,chirpse,skeet,bredrin ,spar,rents,waghwaan! u think u a black man! Listen to garage , r nb....we all know u listen to the shitty hindi crap And i know u got Zee TV at home.. tut tut yes we know u fancy Kareena Kapoor ....minger!!!! Ur motto...every hole is a goal/Life is like a dick when it gets hard f** it...then u want to marry virgin marys...wots that all about???? All wanna be a dj or a mc-pleeez dont even try! u have da biggest head in da world… Mr EGO’s so big, can ur head even fit through da door?? Got too much attitude, HERO stop showing off ur aggro, u claim 2 have 6pac n pecks when we know u a puny lil fing man...u fink u some next breed Mike Tyson!!! Wats wiv blazin out bhangra n all dis Tupac Shakur frm ur beemaz u fink u fink ur so smooth... and y does every asian guy think they're MC Romeo??? Why do u always happen to be wit ur clique, smokin da reefa, wearin ur Rockports/Wallabes, cK 1 aftershave (look m8 dats a bit out-of-date), Moschino trousers wiv writin all ova...u tryna copy SoSolidCru! bad-boy wannabeeez oh plz!!! scanning gyals finkin u gotta chance, and they like it too??? U go out wiv a gal-use and abuse her, den move on to da next...u all playa wannabezzz..u all jus came out ur nappies so sit ur asses down! don’t take it offensively...but u know its true! __________________ I lived to love and loved to live. Instead, love stabbed me in the heart and left me lifeless.*

August 25th, 2004, 03:54 PM	#3
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August 25th, 2004, 03:55 PM	#4
samosa321 Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Apr 3 2004 Location: Evening Sky Posts: 6,168 Reputation: 736240 --> Rep Power: 73670 Casino cash: $12201	Too long. __________________

August 25th, 2004, 04:06 PM	#9
desi_balla63 VIP Member Join Date: Nov 17 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 38,842 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 178 Casino cash: $6521	ashi, i want chinky eyes. __________________ "This administration is reading our phone records, credit card statements, mail, and internet logs. I mail myself a copy of the constitution every morning just on the hope that they'll open it and see what it says". - Bill Maher

August 25th, 2004, 04:11 PM	#11
desi_balla63 VIP Member Join Date: Nov 17 2003 Location: Texas Posts: 38,842 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 178 Casino cash: $6521	i blocked u fool. hah na juss playin, im on campus. fags don't have aim, express, or msn. so im watchin porn. __________________ "This administration is reading our phone records, credit card statements, mail, and internet logs. I mail myself a copy of the constitution every morning just on the hope that they'll open it and see what it says". - Bill Maher

August 25th, 2004, 03:54 PM	#2
livindathuglife Banned Join Date: May 23 2004 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 9,281 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	i didnt even understand 3/4 of it

August 25th, 2004, 03:55 PM	#7
mr photographer Banned Join Date: Jul 29 2004 Location: tatteh kuh Posts: 17,905 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	LMAO - so tru

August 25th, 2004, 03:56 PM	#8
sarb Complete Nonsense Join Date: May 20 2004 Posts: 33,328 Reputation: 167209972 --> Rep Power: 16721151 Casino cash: $9663	desis are such haters...

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suga suga Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 22 2004 Location: in an igl00 Posts: 6,267 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 46 Casino cash: $1000	ayesha...i actually wanna come baq to CO..i miss the beaners __________________

August 25th, 2004, 05:24 PM	#17
DESI-PEACHES Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Aug 13 2004 Location: In Turkey (I WISH!!) Posts: 10,321 Reputation: 18230842 --> Rep Power: 1823146 Casino cash: $10784	Re: How many of these sound familiar? [quote="~~ayesha~~"](eh, this is just a fwd I got a while back. I was bored, so I thought i'd post it. Yeah, I do realize that the grammer is really messed up in it...And also, it's from the UK, so I didn't understand a few of the words it used....but oh well. Some of these those sound true, others I don't agree with....) very true esp peeps in UK are like that no offence to UK peeps even am from UK as well!!

August 25th, 2004, 05:29 PM	#18
JunGLe ChiKEn VIP Member Join Date: Nov 13 2003 Posts: 7,023 Reputation: 2070 --> Rep Power: 258 Casino cash: $2635	shut up ho! stop hatin! azn gurlz > desi gurlz!

August 25th, 2004, 05:38 PM	#20
sunnz1088 Banned Join Date: Jun 26 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,173 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	Yeah I sorta got confused after the 4th word..

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