Stupidest thing you said infront of a teacher or to a teacher

[sedated_stars]

we did mexican waves in class, made the teacher walk out crying one time

also in chemistry i got bored so i started drawing the teacher and u fucked up his hair and threw in a monobrow well he has one and i burst out laughing and he demanded i tell him and my friend was like she just told me a joke so he asked her was and shes like well uhhh and he got fed up and picked up the paper and he was sooo angry hahahaha

our biology teacher makes us watch animal porn

[Spork]

Purse-snatching is punishable by death in Haiti.

[maliky204]

my dad made the teacher cry once
the cow failed us all because some boys were messing around

[logik]

i called my friends teacher a fag? and the whole class laughed at him for days...

[zaph69]

Originally Posted by sedated_stars

we did mexican waves in class, made the teacher walk out crying one time

also in chemistry i got bored so i started drawing the teacher and u fucked up his hair and threw in a monobrow well he has one and i burst out laughing and he demanded i tell him and my friend was like she just told me a joke so he asked her was and shes like well uhhh and he got fed up and picked up the paper and he was sooo angry hahahaha

our biology teacher makes us watch animal porn

When my physics teacher asked me where my homework was, I couldn't just say "I forgot it" because I'd already used that excuse that week so I clumsily offered:

"I left it at my uncle's house...and he left for China this morning..."

He didn't even bother with detention, he just gave me absolute hell for the next year!!

[will rap 4 food]

Originally Posted by sedated_stars

we did mexican waves in class, made the teacher walk out crying one time

also in chemistry i got bored so i started drawing the teacher and u fucked up his hair and threw in a monobrow well he has one and i burst out laughing and he demanded i tell him and my friend was like she just told me a joke so he asked her was and shes like well uhhh and he got fed up and picked up the paper and he was sooo angry hahahaha

our biology teacher makes us watch animal porn

i love animal porn

[buylill]

i made the mistake of calling my teacher 'mom' once

[CoolageUK]

Back in high school I told my maths teacher to go buy some gillete and have a shave cos he had a big ass ginger beard. I got sent out and a detention... my parents destroyed me

[Speedz]

Hi mum

and

I think your well fit - the geography department still don't let that one go.

[_A-s-H-i_]

i fuckin hate u, ur a shit teacher
and once wen chewing gum n sweets werent allowed she sed ashika wats in ur mouth i sed nothing she goes u chewing sweets i sed no i am chewing ma tongue ppls started laffin n so did the teacher
oh n i dared a guy to show this sign to the teacher

[CantThinkOfAName]

Ralph: Can you open my milk, mommy?
Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Miss Hoover.

[americanmohit]

Originally Posted by sedated_stars

we did mexican waves in class, made the teacher walk out crying one time

also in chemistry i got bored so i started drawing the teacher and u fucked up his hair and threw in a monobrow well he has one and i burst out laughing and he demanded i tell him and my friend was like she just told me a joke so he asked her was and shes like well uhhh and he got fed up and picked up the paper and he was sooo angry hahahaha

our biology teacher makes us watch animal porn

[surface2air]

bitch is here...under my breathe and she heard me.
made me stand up for the entire period...ahahhahahha that's nothing.

[xKeepItRockinx]

oh geeze bad memories haha
ok so last year in my English class I had my headphones on and I was listening to The Offspring Pretty Fly For a White Guy
and it got to the part that goes "Give it to me baby, uh huh uh huh"
and I kinda sang that out loud
and my 40 year old single guy teacher happened to walk up to my desk right at that moment
and I looked up
and then I almost died.........because he winked at me

[jumpn jza]

i called my teacher fat, but i had a reason, she called me a curry munchin taxi driver...but were cool...

[shut_it_ugly]

one day my chemistry teacher he mixed some chemicals up and it looked like piss and he asked me what we should call it and i was like why dont we call it muthar and all the asians burst out laughing

and the poor teacher didnt even know why

[sWeEtnDsOuR]

Originally Posted by shut_it_ugly

one day my chemistry teacher he mixed some chemicals up and it looked like piss and he asked me what we should call it and i was like why dont we call it muthar and all the asians burst out laughing

and the poor teacher didnt even know why

[melquiades]

I can't help but think that you lot are a bunch of Tommies.

Man, I love third world education, you did any of this shite to a teacher...he would smack you so hard you wont know your arse hole from your ear hole. I got it trouble once, teacher whopped my arse, then when I got home my uncle whupped my ass again, as the news of my misbehavior had reached before I did.

[kad271]

asking my french teacher what a menage a trois was...

[HeRsHeE317]

Originally Posted by buylill

i made the mistake of calling my teacher 'mom' once

[Squishdwg]

hmm stupidest thing i said...."shut up, you talk to much"

[mrs_crosby]

Originally Posted by shut_it_ugly

one day my chemistry teacher he mixed some chemicals up and it looked like piss and he asked me what we should call it and i was like why dont we call it muthar and all the asians burst out laughing

and the poor teacher didnt even know why

Once my chem teacher (he hates me) interrupted me durin ma presentation..and he was like its a good research project and not exactly wot i was lookin 4..u didn't do trials..i was kinda pissed off as ma project was fucked up a bit coz of my partner..so i go like..."hello!! are u even listening?? i just talked about the observations a min ago" *in a really angry tone* and whole class was really silent for a moment and then they busted into laughta...my teacher was like Calm Down!!!

i once called my english teacher Mirchi!!! and she was like WWWHHHAATTT

[mrs_crosby]

Originally Posted by Squishdwg

hmm stupidest thing i said...."shut up, you talk to much"

lolers

[CorruptNightfall]

Out of frustration I sort of yelled at my teacher.... I mean it was only me him and one of my friends in the hall...but I felt bad and apologized after =(

[hawthamzi]

among the many stupid things i did in school, the stupidest must have been when a teacher took my fone from me, i demanded it back, he said "ur gonna have to sing for it", basically sayin nah mate u aint havin it, i start singing start of tupacs "hit em up" to to him, i got expelled for 2 weeks!! lol