So a random person on the tube station platform...

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:35 PM

comes upto me and starts talking, heres the convo -

him - you are very lucky.
me - (thinking thats coz hes seeing me in uniform hes saying i am lucky coz i can see the world) thank you.
him - next month is gonna be very lucky for you.
me - (realising he doesnt care about the uniform) ok, thank you.
him - i am a fortune teller, may i do your reading?
me - no thank you.
him - next month is gonna be very lucky for you.
me - thank you.
him - two guys are madly in love with and think about you all the time, do you want to know their names?
me - ok.
him - i am not going to tell you.
me - ok.
him - your smiling on the outside but you are unhappy inside.
me - ok.

at this point my tube comes and i get on it and leave.

how has your day been?

**Spork** · May 28th, 2007, 05:35 PM

A duck has three eyelids.

**LAKERFAN8** · May 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM

sorry for freaking you out like that, i was just really excited

nychump · May 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM

so u didnt give him money?

how rude..

Spiky · May 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM

Dont worry. Let me break the intenze suspense. One's Spiky.

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spork

A duck has three eyelids.

sporky

**cutenoreen** · May 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM

*Superfly* · May 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM

I got that a little while ago. Apparently my face was lucky...

Fallen-Angel · May 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spork

A duck has three eyelids.

no freakin way

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by LAKERFAN8

sorry for freaking you out like that, i was just really excited

to see me? its ok, it happens often.

**Spork** · May 28th, 2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by **bambina**

sporky

Maybe I'm one of the two.

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nychump

so u didnt give him money?

how rude..

he didnt ask for any!

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spiky

Dont worry. Let me break the intenze suspense. One's Spiky.

nice to know.

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Superfly*

I got that a little while ago. Apparently my face was lucky...

was it a sikh guy that told you that?

Aurovon · May 28th, 2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by LAKERFAN8

sorry for freaking you out like that, i was just really excited

You never learn do you

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spork

Maybe I'm one of the two.

its either 'yes i am' or no 'i am not' - no maybe.

*Superfly* · May 28th, 2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by **bambina**

was it a sikh guy that told you that?

Yeah! I bet we bumped into the same guy

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by *Superfly*

Yeah! I bet we bumped into the same guy

are u from london?

*Superfly* · May 28th, 2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by **bambina**

are u from london?

Sure am.

**(sic)** · May 28th, 2007, 05:44 PM

I hate the cunts that come upto you and ask 'do you speak english mate'

'No mate. I don't speak fucking english. Cunt.'

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by *Superfly*

Sure am.

how weird!!! hahahaha... maybe the same person then!

*Superfly* · May 28th, 2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by **bambina**

how weird!!! hahahaha... maybe the same person then!

Most probably

At least you listened to him. I excused myself as soon as he told me how lucky I was.

Speedz · May 28th, 2007, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by (sic)

I hate the cunts that come upto you and ask 'do you speak english mate'

'No mate. I don't speak fucking english. Cunt.'

ditto

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (sic)

I hate the cunts that come upto you and ask 'do you speak english mate'

'No mate. I don't speak fucking english. Cunt.'

i had a passenger asked me that once. i just gave her a nod.

**bambina** · May 28th, 2007, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *Superfly*

Most probably

At least you listened to him. I excused myself as soon as he told me how lucky I was.

lol.... i was being polite to him, i knew was tube was coming.

May 28th, 2007, 05:35 PM	#1
bambina VIP Member Join Date: Aug 6 2004 Location: In a alluminuim tube Posts: 41,687 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748551 Casino cash: $79345	So a random person on the tube station platform... comes upto me and starts talking, heres the convo - him - you are very lucky. me - (thinking thats coz hes seeing me in uniform hes saying i am lucky coz i can see the world) thank you. him - next month is gonna be very lucky for you. me - (realising he doesnt care about the uniform) ok, thank you. him - i am a fortune teller, may i do your reading? me - no thank you. him - next month is gonna be very lucky for you. me - thank you. him - two guys are madly in love with and think about you all the time, do you want to know their names? me - ok. him - i am not going to tell you. me - ok. him - your smiling on the outside but you are unhappy inside. me - ok. at this point my tube comes and i get on it and leave. how has your day been? __________________ May I urinate in your anus and call you my female doggy?

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nychump Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Aug 3 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 10,219 Reputation: 12035 --> Rep Power: 1256 Casino cash: $1381	so u didnt give him money? how rude.. __________________

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May 28th, 2007, 05:44 PM	#20
(sic) Don't make me destroy you Join Date: Dec 15 2004 Posts: 28,178 Reputation: 760069840 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $13609	I hate the cunts that come upto you and ask 'do you speak english mate' 'No mate. I don't speak fucking english. Cunt.'

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