i ordered pizza one time

**Lord_Dirty** · May 12th, 2007, 01:47 PM

but the delivery driver was a 45 year old italian-looking lady with six times too much makeup on.....my dad was coming home for his afternoon chai and saw her leaving.....then he came storming into my room demanding to know if i`d just had sex with a hooker.

"OYE..TU KOI RUNDI NOO BULLAIYA?"

marjaan · May 12th, 2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

but the delivery driver was a 45 year old italian-looking lady with six times too much makeup on.....my dad was coming home for his afternoon chai and saw her leaving.....then he came storming into my room demanding to know if i`d just had sex with a hooker.

"OYE..TU KOI RUNDI NOO BULLAIYA?"

Parth 11 · May 12th, 2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

but the delivery driver was a 45 year old italian-looking lady with six times too much makeup on.....my dad was coming home for his afternoon chai and saw her leaving.....then he came storming into my room demanding to know if i`d just had sex with a hooker.

"OYE..TU KOI RUNDI NOO BULLAIYA?"

misspathani. · May 12th, 2007, 01:54 PM

hahaha

**longjohnsilver** · May 12th, 2007, 01:57 PM

You should have said "yes" at least for 5-10 sex

krazii aqqie · May 12th, 2007, 02:05 PM

**Lord_Dirty** · May 12th, 2007, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by longjohnsilver

You should have said "yes" at least for 5-10 sex

hahaha

this other time i was ordering pizza..and the pizza guy was confirming my order and telling me the total..but instead of "thank you" i said "i love you" instead... =/

shy_sadia · May 12th, 2007, 02:08 PM

you wish...

...my make-up is just perfect and i made sure your pizzas were cold..

Parth 11 · May 12th, 2007, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

hahaha

this other time i was ordering pizza..and the pizza guy was confirming my order and telling me the total..but instead of "thank you" i said "i love you" instead... =/

its bc ur cute

**longjohnsilver** · May 12th, 2007, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

hahaha

this other time i was ordering pizza..and the pizza guy was confirming my order and telling me the total..but instead of "thank you" i said "i love you" instead... =/

**Lord_Dirty** · May 12th, 2007, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Parth 11

its bc ur cute

**Lord_Dirty** · May 12th, 2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by shy_sadia

you wish...

...my make-up is just perfect and i made sure your pizzas were cold..

=/.

zai_alam · May 12th, 2007, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

but the delivery driver was a 45 year old italian-looking lady with six times too much makeup on.....my dad was coming home for his afternoon chai and saw her leaving.....then he came storming into my room demanding to know if i`d just had sex with a hooker.

"OYE..TU KOI RUNDI NOO BULLAIYA?"

You should have told him that Domino's are doing a new promotion. Order a XL pizza with garlic bread, and get a hooker for free.
*Limited to 1 hooker per customer.

**americanmohit** · May 12th, 2007, 02:48 PM

**thebrownreason** · May 12th, 2007, 02:50 PM

**Lord_Dirty** · May 12th, 2007, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by zai_alam

You should have told him that Domino's are doing a new promotion. Order a XL pizza with garlic bread, and get a hooker for free.
*Limited to 1 hooker per customer.

hahah

killingeye · May 12th, 2007, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

hahaha

this other time i was ordering pizza..and the pizza guy was confirming my order and telling me the total..but instead of "thank you" i said "i love you" instead... =/

killingeye · May 12th, 2007, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Parth 11

its bc ur cute

RL_RHCP · May 12th, 2007, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

but the delivery driver was a 45 year old italian-looking lady with six times too much makeup on.....my dad was coming home for his afternoon chai and saw her leaving.....then he came storming into my room demanding to know if i`d just had sex with a hooker.

"OYE..TU KOI RUNDI NOO BULLAIYA?"

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! that was funny!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

hahaha

this other time i was ordering pizza..and the pizza guy was confirming my order and telling me the total..but instead of "thank you" i said "i love you" instead... =/

hmmm reminds me when I said to my maths teacher 'yes mum'

zai_alam · May 12th, 2007, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by RL_RHCP

hmmm reminds me when I said to my maths teacher 'yes mum'

what did she say?

**madam_jade** · May 12th, 2007, 03:16 PM

"But dad, she gave me free toppings...kna'mean?

"

RL_RHCP · May 12th, 2007, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by zai_alam

what did she say?

embarrasingly enough I said it in front of my whole set 1 maths class and every1 just burst out laughing....and she did too

I also called said yes miss to my male history teacher....he said am I looking pretty today

Parth 11 · May 12th, 2007, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by killingeye

lol did i ssay somthing wrong??

RL_RHCP · May 12th, 2007, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Parth 11

lol did i ssay somthing wrong??

yes because you avi looks like you could actually be saying that in a

''could you be mine
pass time for life time''

manner

**Lord_Dirty** · May 12th, 2007, 03:26 PM

lol rl_rhcp

damn freudian slips

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