Spiderman can't save you.

[Existentialist]

IMPORTANT INFORMATION (pls inform also ur friends w/o emails)

Three women in North Florida turned up at hospitals over

a 5-day period, all with the same symptoms.


Fever, chills, and vomiting, followed by muscular collapse,

paralysis and finally, death.

There were no outward signs of trauma.

Autopsy results showed toxicity in the blood. These women did not know each other and seemed to have nothing in common. It was discovered, however, that they had all visited the
same Restaurant (Olive Garden) within days of their deaths. The Health Department descended on the restaurant , shutting it down. The food, water, and air conditioning were all inspected and tested, to no avail.


The big break came when a waitress at the restaurant was rushed to the hospital with similar symptoms. She told doctors that she had been on vacation, and had only went to the restaurant to pick up her check.

She did not eat or drink while she was there, but had used the restroom.

That is when one toxicologist, remembering an article he had read, drove out to the restaurant, went into the restroom and lifted the toilet seat .

Under the seat, out of normal view, was a small spider. The spider was captured and brought back to the lab, where it was determined to be the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata), so named because of its reddened flesh color.&nb sp; This spider's venom is extremely toxic, but can take several days to take effect. They live in cold, dark,
damp climates, and toilet rims provide just the right atmosphere.

Several days later a lawyer from Jacksonville showed up at a hospital emergency room. Before his death, he told the doctor, that he had been away on business, had taken a flight from Indonesia , changing planes in Singapore , before returning home. He did NOT visit (Olive Garden), while there. He did (as did all of the other victims) have what was determined to be a puncture wound, on his right buttock. Investigators discovered that the flight he was on had originated in India .

The Civilian Aeronautics Board (CAB) ordered an
immediate inspection of the toilets of all flights from India and discovered the Two-Striped Telamonia (Telamonia dimidiata) spider's nests on 4 different planes!

It is now believed that these spiders can be anywhere in the country.

So please, before you use a public toilet, lift the seat to check for spiders. It can save your life!


And please pass this on to everyone you care about.

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[King Ghidra]

Glad i don't use public shitters.

[Desi MC]

Damn

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by King Ghidra

Glad i don't use public shitters.

That's a good thing, they're usually vile and bacteria infected. Public transport being close to second.

[King Ghidra]

Originally Posted by Existentialist

That's a good thing, they're usually vile and bacteria infected. Public transport being close to second.

Probably the reason why i choose to walk almost everywhere. Look after the earth and all that shit.

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by King Ghidra

Probably the reason why i choose to walk almost everywhere. Look after the earth and all that shit.

Hah, walking is good unless it's shitty weather. How are you doing?

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by TheDude

oh hi i just posted an email fwd on a message board.

oh hi pointing out the obvious makes me look cool.

[King Ghidra]

Originally Posted by Existentialist

Hah, walking is good unless it's shitty weather. How are you doing?

I'm okay i guess...=\

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by King Ghidra

I'm okay i guess...=\

Gah it's summer there man you'd be lapping up the vitamin D.
How's boobie?

[King Ghidra]

Originally Posted by Existentialist

Gah it's summer there man you'd be lapping up the vitamin D.
How's boobie?

Yeah, i wish i was spending my summer days elsewhere.
She's kewl as usual.

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

Damn, its scary when the animal kingdom bites back.... quite literally!

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by TheDude

ok lets not question the veracity of an email fwd. oh noez, its an email fwd it must be true. i post email fwds on message boards. i am teh smart on the internets.

Well you're a bit too narrow minded to decipher what's important and what's not in such forwarded emails, not everything can be labeled as not important by the fact it is a forwarded email. Although I admit not looking further into it.

Based on what was presented, a spider can be toxic and is quite logical to deduct that this poses a threat

Better safe than sorry.

[Desi MC]

Originally Posted by TheDude

ok lets not question the veracity of an email fwd. oh noez, its an email fwd it must be true. i post email fwds on message boards. i am teh smart on the internets.

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by King Ghidra

Yeah, i wish i was spending my summer days elsewhere.
She's kewl as usual.

Go to Spain or France for Summer. That'd be fun plus you live so close by.

[Desi MC]

Originally Posted by Existentialist

Go to Spain or France for Summer. That'd be fun plus you live so close by.

Tell him to come to Denmark

[King Ghidra]

Originally Posted by Existentialist

Go to Spain or France for Summer. That'd be fun plus you live so close by.

Could do, but i won't...i'm getting a proper job 9-5 , saving up for plans later this year.

[Existentialist]

Originally Posted by King Ghidra

Could do, but i won't...i'm getting a proper job 9-5 , saving up for plans later this year.

Yeah you do need some job stability then you can travel more and have more flexible lifestyle. It'll be well worth it- I'm assuming you're gonna see boobie right?

[King Ghidra]

Originally Posted by Existentialist

Yeah you do need some job stability then you can travel more and have more flexible lifestyle. It'll be well worth it- I'm assuming you're gonna see boobie right?

There's hoping...