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Should I Consider Retiring???
Join Date: Jun 19 2005
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> > Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30
> > years, reunited at a > > party. After several drinks, one of the men had to > > use the rest room. > > Those who remained talked about their kids. > > > > > > > > The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He > > started working at a > > successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He > > studied Economics > > and Business Administration and soon began to climb > > the corporate ladder > > and now he's the president of the company. He became > > so rich that he > > gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for > > his birthday." > > > > > > > > The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son > > is also my pride and > > joy. He started working for a big airline, and then > > went to flight > > school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a > > partner in the company, > > > > where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so > > rich that he gave his > > best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." > > > > > > > > The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son > > studied in the best > > universities and became an engineer. Then he > > started his own > > construction company and is now a multimillionaire. > > He also gave away > > something very nice and expensive to his best friend > > for his birthday: A > > 30,000 square foot mansion." > > > > The three friends congratulated each other just as > > the fourth returned > > from the restroom and asked: "What are all the > > Congratulations for?" > > > > > > > > One of the three said: "We were talking about the > > pride we feel for the > > successes of our sons. What about your son?" > > > > > > > > The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a > > living dancing as a > > stripper at a nightclub." > > > > The three friends said: "What a shame..what a > > disappointment. " > > > > The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's > > my son and I love > > him. And he hasn't done too bad either. > > > > > > > > His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a > > beautiful 30,000 > > square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of > > the line Mercedes from > > his three boyfriends."
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Hahahahaa nice
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Should I Consider Retiring???
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that was funny
no seriously, it was
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lol n1
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