Ten Things I learned about RD in three days.

[LVibe]

10. The majority of people here are sexist. I don't mean that in a disrespectful way, but seriously. You guys need to realize that without girls, this world would be worth nothing.

9. The guys here are extremely insecure. About everything, really. Their looks, their game, their sexuality. I've never seen a more homophobic group of people in my life. Be open minded people. There's nothing wrong with homosexuality. Without homosexuality, we wouldn't have lesbian porn, and none of us want that to go away.

8. You lot aren't exactly witty. I've pissed more wit than you lot combined display. When you make a thread to insult someone, anyone, at least make it enjoyable for the readers. No one wants to see "I pissed in your cunt, bitch!111". Not only is that disrespectful, its stupid. Its not funny, and the mental image is actually disturbing.

7. Everyone here seems to blur pictures, even when the person in question has their face prominently displayed in their signature. It just doesn't make sense, don't do it.

6. The animal jokes that just aren't funny. Everyone here seems to make them whenever they're outclassed. I hate to repeat myself, but those just aren't funny. Secondly, given the many religions we have here, its just not a good idea. I could be wrong here, but telling a Hindu to screw a cow, or a Muslim to screw a pig is just not a good idea.

5. You people repeat the same insults over and over and over. Again, I could be wrong here, but repeating something ad-infinitum does NOT make it true. You could say I'm Mazzy over and over, but in the end, I still won't be. You could call someone a pussy over and over, and perhaps you might believe them to be, but in the end, they won't be.

4. You people form these stupid circles around people who you think are witty, or will help you seem less boring and stupid than you actually are. You can cling to a person all you want, but in the end, they won't rub off onto you, and you won't become any cooler. The only thing that will happen, is that when they get taken down, you'll go down with them.

3. You people fish for compliments from the wrong people. You can "picwhore" all you like, but the people that insult you will never begin to compliment you. The term itself is stupid. Who actually says that they're "picwhoring"? I realize that I am a guy, but I'm curious to know why a girl would want to degrade herself with that word. The feminine form is a work of art. You girls don't need positive comments from the people on these forums. I'll bet money on the fact that if you girls met some of these guys in real life, you wouldn't give them a second glance.

2. The guys on here have the stupidest pick-up/chat-up(for our UK people) lines that I have ever heard. I keep expecting someone here to use the "I lost my email address, can I have yours" line. Here's a rather well known secret. If you ask a girl to "make friendships" with you, chances are that she knows that you're hitting on her. Those chances are made higher depending on if she's pretty, hot, or normal. Insulting girls never works, by the way. I don't know how many of you subscribe to David D's "Cocky & Funny" method, but it really doesn't work. No one WANTS to be insulted. They're looking for someone interesting. Not someone who is ready to criticize every aspect of their clothing and hair.

1. You guys are boring. All of you. On other forums I've been to, people talk about graphic sex that they've had. They post up home-made(read: lackluster) sex videos. They discuss fellatio techniques. The best you lot have is "What not to say during sex!". That is sad. I'm sure many of the fifteen year olds that visit this site in disguise what to know what TO say during sex. They could careless about what not to say. The most talked about topic of the day is if I'm Mazzy or not. Really, who cares? No one talks about anything good on here. There isn't a forum to discuss literature of any sort, you people have the lamest jokes I've ever read, and you let airheads like "Desi_Chickan" continue what is soon to be the most ridiculous thread I have ever seen. What happened to the famed intelligence of all those Desi? Have we as a race fallen so low that blondes are now considered funnier than us?

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The impressions of a three day old noob. Perhaps they'll change after ten days.

[Sketchy]

Doll face, get over it. There's only so much we can do.

[doaly69]

u knw not to bend over infront of me aswell

[Princess_Ligi]

Love it.

[x_xamzx_x]

kay mazzy

[SpicyBrownRapper]

Only a real faghag would sit there and type that drivel. And by the way, no one is going to read that shit. Shut the fuck up, Mazzy, you big pussy.

[LVibe]

Originally Posted by doaly69

u knw not to bend over infront of me aswell

Well, I don't exactly mind experimenting..

[doaly69]

Originally Posted by LVibe

Well, I don't exactly mind experimenting..

fine janu dnt worry i'l lube it good for u

[Rcade]

and you're a fckin asshole ... ?

[vgirl]

my impressions after ten seconds in this thread.
you are addicted to rd.

[LVibe]

Originally Posted by Rcade

and you're a fckin asshole ... ?

It took you 582 posts to realize this?

[kashif1986]

its good to see u learnt alot in 3 days

[x_xamzx_x]

Originally Posted by vgirl

my impressions after ten seconds in this thread.
you are addicted to rd.

werd, actually the word i would use is 'obsessed'

[Sketchy]

Originally Posted by SpicyBrownRapper

Only a real faghag would sit there and type that drivel. And by the way, no one is going to read that shit. Shut the fuck up, Mazzy, you big pussy.

I read all of it

[Rcade]

Originally Posted by LVibe

It took you 582 posts to realize this?

just one ....i bet im right

[ahmad00]

Originally Posted by vgirl

my impressions after ten seconds in this thread.
you are addicted to rd.

sign'd

[LVibe]

Originally Posted by vgirl

my impressions after ten seconds in this thread.
you are addicted to rd.

Actually, I was just bored, and none of the topics appealed to me. I figured this would be entertaining to do.

[madam_jade]

Originally Posted by LVibe

1. You guys are boring. All of you. On other forums I've been to, people talk about graphic sex that they've had. They post up home-made(read: lackluster) sex videos. They discuss fellatio techniques. The best you lot have is "What not to say during sex!". That is sad. I'm sure many of the fifteen year olds that visit this site in disguise what to know what TO say during sex. They could careless about what not to say. The most talked about topic of the day is if I'm Mazzy or not. Really, who cares? No one talks about anything good on here. There isn't a forum to discuss literature of any sort, you people have the lamest jokes I've ever read, and you let airheads like "Desi_Chickan" continue what is soon to be the most ridiculous thread I have ever seen. What happened to the famed intelligence of all those Desi? Have we as a race fallen so low that blondes are now considered funnier than us?

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The impressions of a three day old noob. Perhaps they'll change after ten days.

I'm sorry honey, but this is a desi website. Most of the people talking about sex on here are closet virgins and the females here who say they don't masturbate....actually mean it.

Oh man, you missed the sex videos though. =/

[x_xamzx_x]

Originally Posted by LVibe

Actually, I was just bored, and none of the topics appealed to me. I figured this would be entertaining to do.

and you know all this from being on here for 3 days? err right 'mazzy'

[Princess_Ligi]

LOl you guys are idiots if you're still calling him Mazzy. Obviously, if he was he would have been banned by now.

[DasJa]

You missed one

11)A lot of the newbies/banned old timers come, with a chip on their shoulder, and talk like there's something to prove. What they don't get is this:

a)It's a bloody online forum mate. No need to get serious...so half ur points are flushed down the toilet with my putrid brown doo-doo
b)With close to 185 posts a day in 3 days, ur telling everyone else how to "have" a life, and act witty? C'mon man

[indiangq]

i thought i was the only lojer on this site w/ too much time in my hands..but ehhh maybe not

[advocatish]

kayyyyyy there

[DasJa]

Originally Posted by madam_jade

I'm sorry honey, but this is a desi website. Most of the people talking about sex on here are closet virgins and the females here who say they don't masturbate....actually mean it.

Oh man, you missed the sex videos though. =/

[LVibe]

Originally Posted by DasJa

You missed one

11)A lot of the newbies/banned old timers come, with a chip on their shoulder, and talk like there's something to prove. What they don't get is this:

a)It's a bloody online forum mate. No need to get serious...so half ur points are flushed down the toilet with my putrid brown doo-doo
b)With close to 185 posts a day in 3 days, ur telling everyone else how to "have" a life, and act witty? C'mon man

I did say I respected you, so I'll be nice this turn.

I didn't tell anyone to have a life, and this entire thread was meant as a joke. Reading between the lines, and reading whats actually on the lines would be helpful.