Man Hacks off his penis in front of a crowded London Restaurant.

**Mr_Enigma** · April 24th, 2007, 08:42 PM

*gone*

kashif1986 · April 24th, 2007, 08:44 PM

i already read that but u have to be crazy to do that

**PrOfFaSeE** · April 24th, 2007, 08:45 PM

damn
i cant imagine what i'd do without my willy

Latinking13 · April 24th, 2007, 08:45 PM

nasty lol

PuNjabi_RaNi* · April 24th, 2007, 08:45 PM

*shudders*

i read about this today OUCH.

**thebrownreason** · April 24th, 2007, 08:47 PM

damn advertisement is blocking most of it.

**KurtaPyjama** · April 24th, 2007, 08:47 PM

talk about a polish sausage!

PuNjabi_RaNi* · April 24th, 2007, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebrownreason

damn advertisement is blocking most of it.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34

CheezCake · April 24th, 2007, 08:49 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sweetest_sin · April 24th, 2007, 08:59 PM

I saw something like this on Jerry Springer where a psycho cut off his penis with gardening shears.

~BrownBabyCakes~ · April 24th, 2007, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetest_sin

I saw something like this on Jerry Springer where a psycho cut off his penis with gardening shears.

Did he do it with an erect or flacid penis?

sweetest_sin · April 24th, 2007, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ~BrownBabyCakes~

Did he do it with an erect or flacid penis?

I'm not really sure...but he was on the show to talk about it.

Mind you, I was only about 8 or 9 at the time I saw it on tv.

bad_cheque · April 24th, 2007, 09:06 PM

It's not funny.

He probably has mental problems.

.devil. · April 24th, 2007, 09:06 PM

damn.
how i wish it were you.

~BrownBabyCakes~ · April 24th, 2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_cheque

It's not funny.

He probably has mental problems.

Exactly. The guy's lost his marbles.

logik · April 24th, 2007, 09:27 PM

i love retards

foreverconfused · April 25th, 2007, 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bad_cheque

It's not funny.

He probably has mental problems.

pagal_guju · April 25th, 2007, 10:55 AM

London people are weird

j/k

Miz Jatti · April 25th, 2007, 11:00 AM

bloody bollocks, both literally and figuratively

zai_alam · April 25th, 2007, 11:12 AM

I wonder how much that penis would sell for on eBay?

**sexxichic2envy** · April 25th, 2007, 11:23 AM

....will they be putting the penis up for bid on Ebay if they fail to re-attach it?

**sexxichic2envy** · April 25th, 2007, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zai_alam

I wonder how much that penis would sell for on eBay?

haha!!

Great minds think alike.

Tyro · April 25th, 2007, 11:25 AM

riginally Posted by http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34
Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners.

The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day.

Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.

'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.

'Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.'

Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors.

A spokesman for St Thomas's Hospital, where the man was taken, confirmed that doctors had attempted to re-attach the organ – but would not say if the procedure had been successful. It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a penis has been sewn back on,

Police are still trying to identify the man, who was not carrying any form of identification on him. A source told The Sun: 'We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.'

**doaly69** · April 25th, 2007, 11:25 AM

iv been to that restaurant

ZIZI's

hes ruined it for me now

theres cokc blood all over the place

**americanmohit** · April 25th, 2007, 11:25 AM

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Tyro Regular Poster Join Date: Nov 26 2005 Posts: 715 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 19 Casino cash: $1005	riginally Posted by http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article....&in_page_id=34 Doctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners. The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day. Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. 'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. 'Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.' Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors. A spokesman for St Thomas's Hospital, where the man was taken, confirmed that doctors had attempted to re-attach the organ – but would not say if the procedure had been successful. It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a penis has been sewn back on, Police are still trying to identify the man, who was not carrying any form of identification on him. A source told The Sun: 'We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.' __________________ RD's Most hated Most honnesty related God gladly created Got the skills all braided Presentin to you ur most lyrical Tyro!!

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