how to swear in punjabi

**Lord_Dirty** · April 19th, 2007, 08:31 AM

How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Punjabi
Punjabi Swearing & English Translation.

Kuti - Bitch
Haramjada - Bastard
Pra-chodh - Brother fucker
Theri ma di bingi lund - Your mother's crooked dick
Maachaud - Motherfucker
Bund maar - In the ass
Lulla choop - Suck dick
[Bhander - Monkey
Behsharam - Without shame
Sai da lora - Tramp's dick
Lund - Dick
Aake mere desi bund chaat - kiss my brown ass
Doodi - Tit
Mera Lund Choong - Suck My Dick
Panh Chod - Sister Fucker
Tutti - Shit
Khoosura - Hermaphrodite
Theri maa di fuddi - Your mom's pussy
Phudee - Pussy
Tuttay - Balls
Mai Teri Phudee Marna - I'm going to fuck you
Teri phan nu laan maranh - I'm going fuck your sister
Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich - Shove ur dick in ur mum
Mumm aye - Breasts
Rundi - Slut
Jaa baa dee pudi choop - Go and suck your mother's pussy
Kunjarie - Slag
Umerica de kutia mera lan choos - Suck my cock, u American bitches
Tere maa mera phani chat de - Your mom is licking my cum
Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi - Cauliflower grows in ur mom's dick
Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich - ur crooked dick is in ur mom's smelly ass
Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley - It takes ten dollars to fuck ur grandmother
Kutiey, moo vich pala - Bitch, put it in your mouth
Mere tuttay choosla - Suck my balls
Mai teri bund marna - I'll fuck you in the ass
Gaandu - Gay
Mai teri pudi choosna - I'm going to suck your pussy
Mai teri pudi paan sitna - I'm going to tear your pussy apart
Kutiey, there baap kohn ah? Bitch, who's your daddy?
Tu kuti rami You bastard bitch
Bacara ge bun mar, tu rami Go fuck a sheep you bastard
Kuti -Bitch
HaRami -Bastard
Motty rami- Fat bastard (to female)
Motta rami -Fat bastard (to male)
Tu kuti- You bitch
Kuti ka bacha- Son of a bitch
Tu kuti ka bacha- You son of a bitch
Asi tattai malkai sogi- I am rubbing my balls and sleeping
Tuare booth pan chate hai?- Do you want your face broken?
Keerian Teri Maa Di Phudi Vich Varjaan -May ants infest your mother's pussy
Tera peh thenoo picheyo kush karda hunda -Your dad gives you pleasure from behind
Pudh- Fart
Tinu kalay kutay kahn- May black dogs eat you
Tari mao ni pudhi mara- Bang your mother's pussy
Tari bay na sirr- Your mum's head
Pudhi-yawan-naya Pussy fucker
Taray pyo ki undi balsa- I'll bend your dad over
Teri Maa Dey Cholay Chanka eh- Shake your moma's tits
Tere ma di Gili kaach-i Your mama's wet panties
Thotho- Dick
Mere tatte chung- Suck my balls
Tere ma mere kuthi si- Your mom was my bitch
Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf kar- Brush your teeth with my dick
Teri gaand mein kabootar da pankh- A birds feather up your ass
Chua chodh- Mouse fucker
Chhola- Clitoris
Gand paar dya ga- I will blast your ass
Powser -A Big, loose, smelly, oily fanny
Teri ma nu bandhari al lagyaa!- Fucked your mum like a monkey!
Mutmarr- Masturbate
Kusra Tranny (transvestite)
Ghandu - ass crack
Tere bap ki gand- Your dad's ass
Pudhi mari si ratthi? -Did you fuck some pussy last night?
Teri ma dee gundi gatchi -Your mom's dirty underwear
Teri maa da taison -Your mother's open vagina
Mai tairee mah di phudee gilee kardinda -I make your mother's pussy wet
Cunjar -Pimp
Bhain di lun -Sister's dick
Ja chod maar -Fuck off
Bhens ki aulaad- Son of a buffalo
Kukkri-chod - Chicken-shagger
Madarchod - Motherfucker
Lanlanina- Cocksucker
Tare mo neh cuss kappe- I will cut the vaginal flaps of your mother
Mein teri maa te pushab karda han -I'm piss on your mom
Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh- Go bend your mom over and screw her
Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley- Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them
Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vich- I'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass
Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan!- Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs (lord dirty highly recommends this one)

Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di hai- Your mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod -You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de. -Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck.

Twari maa di choot wich bengan pawa- I'm gonna put an aubergine in your mum's pussy

Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja- Go and sleep in your mother's pussy

Pooprah- Condom
Lunn te char- Sit on a dick
Kakkhar da kada- Rotten
Boo da kujja- Smelly
Boo da boja -Smelly
Bamarian da bokk- Diseased
Vamadoola -Weirdo
Tuttay ferd mere -Grab my balls
Ay teemi boond dey vich lehndi -That woman takes it in the ass
Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badboo -Your mum has stinky sweaty tits
Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayen- Your mum has a stinky, fishy fanny.
Main teri maa di buund mardi ah -I'm slapping your mum's bumhole
Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya?- Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending?
Pan da putar- Sister's child
Cussi- Fanny
Teri ma -Yo momma
Kutea di be- Dog's child

dayven · April 19th, 2007, 08:33 AM

mada pudah pan chud......

**Lord_Dirty** · April 19th, 2007, 08:33 AM

collected from a facebook group my cousin started with the same name
"how to swear in punjabi"

join and add on!

Miz Jatti · April 19th, 2007, 08:34 AM

* marks this as her favourite thread

dayven · April 19th, 2007, 08:35 AM

Mera Lund Choong Maachaud u Rundi

**indiangq** · April 19th, 2007, 08:35 AM

holy shit dude.. ur like an encyclopedia of punjabi galia

TERI maa di phuddi ch mein daler mehndi naal bhangra pawan

**Lord_Dirty** · April 19th, 2007, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dayven

mada pudah pan chud......

lol
you just said "my pussy, you sisterfucker"

**doaly69** · April 19th, 2007, 08:36 AM

ahhh bedtime reading

**BigCrazyIndian** · April 19th, 2007, 08:36 AM

Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi - Cauliflower grows in ur mom's dick

dayven · April 19th, 2007, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

lol
you just said "my pussy, you sisterfucker"

haha....daaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnggg...........

**doaly69** · April 19th, 2007, 08:37 AM

teri maa doh rupee ki randi

dayven · April 19th, 2007, 08:37 AM

Teri Maa Dey Cholay Chanka eh.............ohhhhh ya

dayven · April 19th, 2007, 08:39 AM

Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley..............

**Lord_Dirty** · April 19th, 2007, 08:40 AM

Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod -You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls.

hahahah

One-N-Only · April 19th, 2007, 08:42 AM

thanx now when i need to curse i would come back to this thread.

DasJa · April 19th, 2007, 08:48 AM

I'd say
Gaandu - Assh0le

*waj* · April 19th, 2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dayven

mada pudah pan chud......

go 2 insultmonger.com

*waj* · April 19th, 2007, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DasJa

I'd say
Gaandu - Assh0le

ganu means gay not asshole lol

dayven · April 19th, 2007, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *waj*

ganu means gay not asshole lol

hahaha.....

Nilü · April 19th, 2007, 09:02 AM

Tauba tauba

Sharam karr.

yaar canadian · April 19th, 2007, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indiangq

holy shit dude.. ur like an encyclopedia of punjabi galia

TERI maa di phuddi ch mein daler mehndi naal bhangra pawan

thats the best one so far.!!

* tero maa di fuddi vich mein chatrii khol ke thalle manja dah ke utte bethh ke laddo kahvan.*

**Lord_Dirty** · April 19th, 2007, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *waj*

ganu means gay not asshole lol

theres gandu and ghaandu

yaar canadian · April 19th, 2007, 09:58 AM

there are a lot of spell. mistakes LD..

surface2air · April 19th, 2007, 10:03 AM

great educational and family oriented thread!

jus_me · April 19th, 2007, 10:23 AM

excellent thread.

there used to be a dude near where i used to live and his number plate on his car was k4nj3r. he was a gora so he didn't know what it meant. he died (drug overdose) and on the side of the funeral car thingy there was the word kanjer written in flowers

April 19th, 2007, 08:31 AM	#1
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	how to swear in punjabi How to swear, insult, cuss and curse in Punjabi Punjabi Swearing & English Translation. Kuti - Bitch Haramjada - Bastard Pra-chodh - Brother fucker Theri ma di bingi lund - Your mother's crooked dick Maachaud - Motherfucker Bund maar - In the ass Lulla choop - Suck dick [Bhander - Monkey Behsharam - Without shame Sai da lora - Tramp's dick Lund - Dick Aake mere desi bund chaat - kiss my brown ass Doodi - Tit Mera Lund Choong - Suck My Dick Panh Chod - Sister Fucker Tutti - Shit Khoosura - Hermaphrodite Theri maa di fuddi - Your mom's pussy Phudee - Pussy Tuttay - Balls Mai Teri Phudee Marna - I'm going to fuck you Teri phan nu laan maranh - I'm going fuck your sister Tere lan tere bebe de pudhe vich - Shove ur dick in ur mum Mumm aye - Breasts Rundi - Slut Jaa baa dee pudi choop - Go and suck your mother's pussy Kunjarie - Slag Umerica de kutia mera lan choos - Suck my cock, u American bitches Tere maa mera phani chat de - Your mom is licking my cum Theri ma de lund naal gobi jamdi - Cauliflower grows in ur mom's dick Tera binga lulla teri manh di andhi phudi vich - ur crooked dick is in ur mom's smelly ass Teri bebe nu das lagde meri lan chupan ley - It takes ten dollars to fuck ur grandmother Kutiey, moo vich pala - Bitch, put it in your mouth Mere tuttay choosla - Suck my balls Mai teri bund marna - I'll fuck you in the ass Gaandu - Gay Mai teri pudi choosna - I'm going to suck your pussy Mai teri pudi paan sitna - I'm going to tear your pussy apart Kutiey, there baap kohn ah? Bitch, who's your daddy? Tu kuti rami You bastard bitch Bacara ge bun mar, tu rami Go fuck a sheep you bastard Kuti -Bitch HaRami -Bastard Motty rami- Fat bastard (to female) Motta rami -Fat bastard (to male) Tu kuti- You bitch Kuti ka bacha- Son of a bitch Tu kuti ka bacha- You son of a bitch Asi tattai malkai sogi- I am rubbing my balls and sleeping Tuare booth pan chate hai?- Do you want your face broken? Keerian Teri Maa Di Phudi Vich Varjaan -May ants infest your mother's pussy Tera peh thenoo picheyo kush karda hunda -Your dad gives you pleasure from behind Pudh- Fart Tinu kalay kutay kahn- May black dogs eat you Tari mao ni pudhi mara- Bang your mother's pussy Tari bay na sirr- Your mum's head Pudhi-yawan-naya Pussy fucker Taray pyo ki undi balsa- I'll bend your dad over Teri Maa Dey Cholay Chanka eh- Shake your moma's tits Tere ma di Gili kaach-i Your mama's wet panties Thotho- Dick Mere tatte chung- Suck my balls Tere ma mere kuthi si- Your mom was my bitch Mere thoh thoh naal dundh saaf kar- Brush your teeth with my dick Teri gaand mein kabootar da pankh- A birds feather up your ass Chua chodh- Mouse fucker Chhola- Clitoris Gand paar dya ga- I will blast your ass Powser -A Big, loose, smelly, oily fanny Teri ma nu bandhari al lagyaa!- Fucked your mum like a monkey! Mutmarr- Masturbate Kusra Tranny (transvestite) Ghandu - ass crack Tere bap ki gand- Your dad's ass Pudhi mari si ratthi? -Did you fuck some pussy last night? Teri ma dee gundi gatchi -Your mom's dirty underwear Teri maa da taison -Your mother's open vagina Mai tairee mah di phudee gilee kardinda -I make your mother's pussy wet Cunjar -Pimp Bhain di lun -Sister's dick Ja chod maar -Fuck off Bhens ki aulaad- Son of a buffalo Kukkri-chod - Chicken-shagger Madarchod - Motherfucker Lanlanina- Cocksucker Tare mo neh cuss kappe- I will cut the vaginal flaps of your mother Mein teri maa te pushab karda han -I'm piss on your mom Jaa tere maa nu bingey khar khe kusse oh de leh- Go bend your mom over and screw her Teri Maa Dey chua ping naal ban key huthey ley- Tie your mums pubes to a swing and ride on them Mai ik unglee pudi vich phassna nale ik teri bund vich- I'm going to shove one finger in your pussy and one in your ass Teri mae mu mere pind de faltoo kutte chodan!- Your mom gets fucked by retarded pind dogs (lord dirty highly recommends this one) Theri maa rath noo mutmare de hai pher oday badd meri laan chuup di hai- Your mom masturbates every night and then sucks my dick Meray tuttaya de choowa noo kungi maar madarchod -You motherfucker, comb the hair on my balls. Teri ma di puddhi eni vadi haigi jes vele main onu ungly denda meri karri ta 2 anghootian pass jan de. -Your mum's pussy is so big that when I finger her my watch and two rings get stuck. Twari maa di choot wich bengan pawa- I'm gonna put an aubergine in your mum's pussy Apni maa di choot wich ja ker so ja- Go and sleep in your mother's pussy Pooprah- Condom Lunn te char- Sit on a dick Kakkhar da kada- Rotten Boo da kujja- Smelly Boo da boja -Smelly Bamarian da bokk- Diseased Vamadoola -Weirdo Tuttay ferd mere -Grab my balls Ay teemi boond dey vich lehndi -That woman takes it in the ass Twari maa di duddaya wichoo parseena di badboo -Your mum has stinky sweaty tits Twari maa di choot sey machli de badboo aayen- Your mum has a stinky, fishy fanny. Main teri maa di buund mardi ah -I'm slapping your mum's bumhole Kuriyah de naal zabardasti kyoo karda ugaay tera balat kar da case chalda ya?- Why do you force yourself on girls when you still have a rape case pending? Pan da putar- Sister's child Cussi- Fanny Teri ma -Yo momma Kutea di be- Dog's child __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front Last edited by Lord_Dirty : April 19th, 2007 at 08:44 AM.

April 19th, 2007, 08:33 AM	#2
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indiangq Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Sep 28 2003 Posts: 20,910 Reputation: 452541 --> Rep Power: 45361 Casino cash: $1001	holy shit dude.. ur like an encyclopedia of punjabi galia TERI maa di phuddi ch mein daler mehndi naal bhangra pawan __________________

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doaly69 Wushu Master Join Date: Jan 11 2006 Posts: 23,066 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748471 Casino cash: $60002	teri maa doh rupee ki randi __________________

April 19th, 2007, 08:39 AM	#13
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April 19th, 2007, 08:42 AM	#15
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April 19th, 2007, 08:48 AM	#16
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April 19th, 2007, 09:02 AM	#20
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April 19th, 2007, 09:58 AM	#23
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April 19th, 2007, 10:23 AM	#25
jus_me Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Oct 11 2004 Posts: 15,161 Reputation: 358308 --> Rep Power: 35910 Casino cash: $5656	excellent thread. there used to be a dude near where i used to live and his number plate on his car was k4nj3r. he was a gora so he didn't know what it meant. he died (drug overdose) and on the side of the funeral car thingy there was the word kanjer written in flowers __________________ When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.

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