A Joke.

sachin_patel · March 29th, 2007, 04:26 PM

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.

He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!"

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!

He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND cussing!"

Still nothing ..... and the train was just seconds away!

He tried it one more time, "God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the women I meet."

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed!

He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, "Thanks anyway God, I got it myself."

**Spork** · March 29th, 2007, 05:33 PM

Two-thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in New Jersey.

Spiky · March 29th, 2007, 05:34 PM

I can see you spending your romantic weekends telling your lame jokes to your n00bie wife. :congratz:

**Walktheline** · March 29th, 2007, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiky

I can see you spending your romantic weekends telling your lame jokes to your n00bie wife. :congratz:

WHY CAN'T YOU EVER BE NICE!!!!!

Spiky · March 29th, 2007, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Walktheline

WHY CAN'T YOU EVER BE NICE!!!!!

Fine

**Walktheline** · March 29th, 2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiky

Fine

makeout?

Spiky · March 29th, 2007, 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sachin_patel

A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well.

He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!"

Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer!

He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND cussing!"

Still nothing ..... and the train was just seconds away!

He tried it one more time, "God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the women I meet."

Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed!

He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, "Thanks anyway God, I got it myself."

sachin_patel · March 29th, 2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Spiky

I can see you spending your romantic weekends telling your lame jokes to your n00bie wife. :congratz:

lol she doesnt even smile at my lame comments.. she goes like "you and your stupid jokes"

sachin_patel · March 29th, 2007, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Walktheline

makeout?

lol

veena125 · March 29th, 2007, 06:28 PM

I've got a funnier one

What do you call a Paki with one hair?
Iqbal (ek-bal)
hahaha hehehe

BTW, no offence to anyone. I just got it of some randomn site and though it was funny.

March 29th, 2007, 04:26 PM	#1
sachin_patel Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Posts: 38,036 Reputation: 512816 --> Rep Power: 51452 Casino cash: $2277	A Joke. A guy is walking along when suddenly he got his foot caught stuck in some railroad tracks. He tried to get it out but it was really stuck in there well. He heard a noise and turned around to see a train coming. He panicked and started to pray, "God, please get my foot out of these tracks and I'll stop drinking!" Nothing happened, it was still stuck, and the train was getting closer! He prayed again, "God, please get my foot out and I'll stop drinking AND cussing!" Still nothing ..... and the train was just seconds away! He tried it one more time, "God please, if you get my foot out of the tracks, I'll quit drinking, cussing, smoking and having sex with all the women I meet." Suddenly his foot shot out of the tracks and he was able to dive out of the way, just as the train passed! He got up, dusted himself off, looked toward Heaven and said, "Thanks anyway God, I got it myself." __________________

March 29th, 2007, 05:33 PM	#2
Spork Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: May 10 2006 Location: Bardonia, NY Posts: 28,278 Reputation: 1015807584 --> Rep Power: 101580885 Casino cash: $44605	Two-thirds of the world's eggplants are grown in New Jersey. __________________

March 29th, 2007, 05:34 PM	#3
Spiky Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: May 12 2006 Posts: 15,472 Reputation: 80071 --> Rep Power: 8082 Casino cash: $1211	I can see you spending your romantic weekends telling your lame jokes to your n00bie wife. :congratz:

March 29th, 2007, 06:28 PM	#10
veena125 Regular Poster Join Date: Mar 4 2007 Posts: 534 Reputation: 49474 --> Rep Power: 4960 Casino cash: $1997	I've got a funnier one What do you call a Paki with one hair? Iqbal (ek-bal) hahaha hehehe BTW, no offence to anyone. I just got it of some randomn site and though it was funny.

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