Dear kid swimming with Jessica Alba:

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 09:46 PM

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Dear Kid In The Background Of The Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures;

You're a lucky son of a bitch. You'll never do anything as good in your life again as casually swim by Jessica Alba while she's wearing a bikini.

None of us will. That's the highest achievement of mankind.

You could do great things; cure cancer, win multiple academy awards, sell ten million records, become the president of Zimbabwe. But when you completed any of these achievements, the headline in the newspaper the next day would read "Boy Who Swam Next To Alba Did Good." And you're not gonna be mad when that happens. Because Jessica Alba is that friggn' hot.

You look about eight years old. Maybe younger. Now when I was eight, I wasn't really popping too many boners. I was mostly thinking about the Ninja Turtles. But I can see it in your face, kid. You've got a diving board down your pants. I'm sure you have no idea what to do with it, whatever. The point is, Alba's so hot she gave an eight year old wood. She's so hot she gives new born babies wood. Hell, she's so friggin' hot she gives chicks wood. So kid, don't be embarrassed. You're in good company.

Also, if you're ever strapped for cash, I've got an idea for you. Put the goggles you wore on eBay. List them as "Goggles Worn When I Saw Jessica Alba In A Bikini" and set the minimum bid at $10,000. And then watch them sell. For a million bucks. You're probably thinking, but wait, they didn't even touch Alba, who's gonna buy them?" Kid, ohhh kid. The same sun rays that were baking the sweet, supple perfection that is Jessica Alba's ass passed through those goggles. The same salt water that tingled in between Alba's nether parts touched those goggles. Trust me. They'll sell.

I'm sorry for you, however, because you're never gonna find another woman attractive again. You've seen the mold, the absolute pinnacle, and now every other chick you'll come across will look inferior. You're probably gonna turn gay...and that's only expected of you.

In conclusion kid, I salute you. You saw Jessica Alba swim by...and lived to fight another day. Alba in a bikini is like a modern day version of a medieval dragon...mythical, amazing...and dangerous as hell.

Congratulations...and...can I hang out with you some time?

Love;

DoubleViking.com

**cutenoreen** · March 18th, 2007, 09:48 PM

Lol she IS one of the hottest women of today.

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by cutenoreen

Lol she IS one of the hottest women of today.

:giggle: Indeed, she is.

marjaan · March 18th, 2007, 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ֵֵ_ssxman

:giggle: Indeed, she is.

I like ur sig.

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by marjaan

I like ur sig.

Thank you, I try my best.

refer to precious paris sig for more examples. :giggle:

self promotions are hawt.

krazii aqqie · March 18th, 2007, 09:51 PM

for once, i found something that make me lol for real.

but yes, jessica alba IS hot.

**dopekhor** · March 18th, 2007, 09:52 PM

wheres the pic from i am sure not any public beach

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by krazii aqqie

for once, i found something that make me lol for real.

but yes, jessica alba IS hot.

Would you buy those goggles?

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dopekhor

wheres the pic from i am sure not any public beach

speak english?

**dopekhor** · March 18th, 2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ֵֵ_ssxman

speak english?

do a
joint

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by dopekhor

do a
joint

i have to smoke a joint to understand you?

Pardesi_bhai · March 18th, 2007, 09:58 PM

WTF lol

ll ReNeGaDe ll · March 18th, 2007, 09:59 PM

classic

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 18th, 2007, 10:00 PM

Lucky little kid.

**dopekhor** · March 18th, 2007, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ֵֵ_ssxman

i have to smoke a joint to understand you?

i guess...

khanvict · March 18th, 2007, 10:15 PM

she doesn't do it for me

chicano_desi · March 18th, 2007, 10:28 PM

lmao, lucky kid.

-Ziad- · March 18th, 2007, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by khanvict

she doesn't do it for me

not for me either.

but

good stuff.

**coconutty** · March 18th, 2007, 10:54 PM

roy_desi · March 18th, 2007, 10:56 PM

that was me

Ur Dream Boy · March 18th, 2007, 10:56 PM

uhh ok and. did the world come to an end.

WildWolfdog · March 18th, 2007, 11:29 PM

There are so many annoying people who are going to take this seriously and talk about how they don't think alba is hot and how they have higher standards

dayven · March 18th, 2007, 11:36 PM

lucky bastardooooooo.............

**jassika** · March 18th, 2007, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by cutenoreen

Lol she IS one of the hottest women of today.

actually she used to be back when she was in idle hands but after everyone started talkin bout her the overratedness killed it

**ֵֵ_ssxman** · March 19th, 2007, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by WildWolfdog

There are so many annoying people who are going to take this seriously and talk about how they don't think alba is hot and how they have higher standards

What a crock of shit that is, their higher standards. You know they'd fuck anything.

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