"Muslim" pick up lines

boomchuck · February 24th, 2007, 03:41 PM

1. OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me.

2. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.

3. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.

4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.

5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?

6. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.

7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...

8. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?

9. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"

10. Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise?

11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school

12. Can I have your wali's phone number?

13. So, read any good Surahs lately?

14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.

16. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's?

17. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room

16. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord?

18. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.

19. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.

20. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde?

21. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

22. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes.

23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart.

24. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB!

25. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?

26. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long.

27. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?

28. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".

29. I thought the "Hoor al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah.

30. That hijab really compliments your eyes..

31. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah.

32. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off.

33. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it?

34. I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one. 35. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?

36. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you.

37. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

38. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'?

39. Would you like to share my prayer-mat?

40. *Looks around girls hijab* "sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag"

41. You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday.

42. After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah!

43. Just say out loud - MASHA'ALLAH!

44. My name is BlackSeed, I do the body good.

45. Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here?

45. I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?

46. I just made dua for YOU.

47. Do u remember me?...from the alam al-arwah (9th heaven - where the spirit of the person lives on ever since the first creation of the person in purely spiritual form, together with all other human spirits)

48. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you

49. Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai

50. You are the reason why hijab was mandated.

51. Have your ammi call my ammi

52. You're so beautiful, even hur al-ayn would be jealous

53. I dont need mahr...YOU are my mahr

54. I'm one of the few guys to get a hur al-ayn not only in the Next Life but in this one as well

55. You are the coolness of my eyes.

56. I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk

57. If i become a shaheed i will get 72 of you!

58. So.. Where is your Wali?

59. Nice ankles. Very nice.

60. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.

61. Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships

62. Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.

63. I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?

64. Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?

65. Wow, are you a decendent of Yusuf (as)??

66. You shine with so much nur that you could light up a room..in my heart

67. You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much

68. Your feet made me lower my gaze.

69. Praise be to Allah, who created you so beautifully full of nur

**(sic)** · February 24th, 2007, 03:41 PM

repost, but some are indeed pretty funny

xa16ax · February 24th, 2007, 03:42 PM

repost x7834783478343

boomchuck · February 24th, 2007, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by (sic)

repost, but some are indeed pretty funny

Oops.

TYPE_R_GINO · February 24th, 2007, 03:42 PM

REPOST NooB

Ugly_Desi · February 24th, 2007, 03:42 PM

Well..i just made this one up right now...

"Bitch you better give me your number or I'll suicide bomb your ass!"

.

boomchuck · February 24th, 2007, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly_Desi

Well..i just made this one up right now...

"Bitch you better give me your number or I'll suicide bomb your ass!"

.

sunny333333 · February 24th, 2007, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly_Desi

Well..i just made this one up right now...

"Bitch you better give me your number or I'll suicide bomb your ass!"

.

The Only One · February 24th, 2007, 04:27 PM

lol

I like the one

when I first saw I said Mashallah and then I said Inshallah

haha

lil_desi_babe · February 24th, 2007, 04:28 PM

Repost but i still luv them

*PrOjeCT KaL · February 24th, 2007, 05:21 PM

lol...some of them are funny

**Mz23BabyPhat** · February 24th, 2007, 05:30 PM

That's hilarious!

**morning_dew** · February 24th, 2007, 05:32 PM

here's another one:

''sleep with me, or else i'm telling your dad you take your headscarf off when you come to school''

should do the trick.

boomchuck · February 24th, 2007, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morning_dew

here's another one:

''sleep with me, or else i'm telling your dad you take your headscarf off when you come to school''

should do the trick.

Ooo! I know a few girls who this would apply perfectly to

Canadian_jatti · February 24th, 2007, 07:09 PM

i didnt read them all lol too long

Paki and Proud · February 24th, 2007, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morning_dew

here's another one:

''sleep with me, or else i'm telling your dad you take your headscarf off when you come to school''

should do the trick.

21cent · February 24th, 2007, 07:17 PM

fag repost

February 24th, 2007, 03:41 PM	#1
boomchuck Banned Join Date: Feb 22 2007 Posts: 9,883 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $4550	"Muslim" pick up lines 1. OH MY GOSH! I just saw part of your hair, now you're obliged to marry me. 2. Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you. 3. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam. 4. To watch you pray is a sin of its own. 5. Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry? 6. You can't play basketball with a jilbab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life. 7. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part... 8. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen? 9. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?" 10. Assalamu alaikum, so what time does a hur al-ayn (beautiful person from Jannah) like you have to be back in paradise? 11. What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school 12. Can I have your wali's phone number? 13. So, read any good Surahs lately? 14. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter. 16. Would you like to see my collection of Bukhari's? 17. Lets get married so I dont have to lower my gaze everytime you walk in the room 16. Didn't we meet when I went on Hajj/fought Jihad/ on the day we testified Allah was our lord? 18. I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you. 19. It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven. 20. Sister, is your hijab naturally blonde? 21. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long. 22. That Noor on your face really brings out your eyes. 23. Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you've just abducted my heart. 24. Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you're da BOMB! 25. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long? 26. You remind me of the Ka'aba. I can walk around you all day long. 27. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr? 28. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight". 29. I thought the "Hoor al-Ayn" only lived in Jannah. 30. That hijab really compliments your eyes.. 31. Do you wanna date? I bought a box full when I went to Madinah. 32. Girl, you fine. I see praying five times a day has paid off. 33. That's a nice burka. Can I talk you out of it? 34. I must have died a shaheed and gone to heaven because you are my 72 virgins all in one. 35. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date? 36. I didnt trip over my thobe, I fell for you. 37. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr? 38. I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin'? 39. Would you like to share my prayer-mat? 40. Looks around girls hijab "sorry, I was looking for the made in jannah tag" 41. You can be the queeen of my Hurs anyday. 42. After seeing you, the first thing I said was Mash'Allah. The next was Inshallah! 43. Just say out loud - MASHA'ALLAH! 44. My name is BlackSeed, I do the body good. 45. Is it me or is it getting a lil halal in here? 45. I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it? 46. I just made dua for YOU. 47. Do u remember me?...from the alam al-arwah (9th heaven - where the spirit of the person lives on ever since the first creation of the person in purely spiritual form, together with all other human spirits) 48. I think I just lost my wudu by the sight of you 49. Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai 50. You are the reason why hijab was mandated. 51. Have your ammi call my ammi 52. You're so beautiful, even hur al-ayn would be jealous 53. I dont need mahr...YOU are my mahr 54. I'm one of the few guys to get a hur al-ayn not only in the Next Life but in this one as well 55. You are the coolness of my eyes. 56. I love the way your Abaya flows when you walk 57. If i become a shaheed i will get 72 of you! 58. So.. Where is your Wali? 59. Nice ankles. Very nice. 60. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look. 61. Your face shines with so much nur that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships 62. Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah. 63. I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid? 64. Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single? 65. Wow, are you a decendent of Yusuf (as)?? 66. You shine with so much nur that you could light up a room..in my heart 67. You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much 68. Your feet made me lower my gaze. 69. Praise be to Allah, who created you so beautifully full of nur

February 24th, 2007, 03:42 PM	#3
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February 24th, 2007, 03:42 PM	#6
Ugly_Desi Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Aug 23 2004 Location: Ghar mein Posts: 6,411 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 45 Casino cash: $1100	Well..i just made this one up right now... "Bitch you better give me your number or I'll suicide bomb your ass!" . __________________ Don't hate me cause I'm ugly.

February 24th, 2007, 04:27 PM	#9
The Only One Can't Stay Away Join Date: Nov 6 2005 Posts: 2,126 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 25 Casino cash: $2615	lol I like the one when I first saw I said Mashallah and then I said Inshallah haha __________________ مېروېس خان

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February 24th, 2007, 03:41 PM	#2
(sic) Don't make me destroy you Join Date: Dec 15 2004 Posts: 28,178 Reputation: 760069840 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $13609	repost, but some are indeed pretty funny

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February 24th, 2007, 05:21 PM	#11
*PrOjeCT KaL Regular Poster Join Date: Jan 3 2007 Location: U.K Posts: 1,255 Reputation: 167248 --> Rep Power: 16741 Casino cash: $3004	lol...some of them are funny

February 24th, 2007, 05:30 PM	#12
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February 24th, 2007, 05:32 PM	#13
morning_dew VIP Member Join Date: Jul 20 2004 Location: on top Posts: 6,500 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 47 Casino cash: $4087	here's another one: ''sleep with me, or else i'm telling your dad you take your headscarf off when you come to school'' should do the trick. __________________ elomelo mon*

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February 24th, 2007, 07:17 PM	#17
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