haram and halal Food

fariha786 · February 7th, 2007, 09:22 PM

http://www.jamiaislamia.org/halalharam.htm

mikehawk · February 7th, 2007, 09:23 PM

i can't go to the BK lounge?

nayeemx33 · February 7th, 2007, 09:25 PM

Everything is haraam.

fariha786 · February 7th, 2007, 09:25 PM

[i didnlt know irish spring soap was haraam.. iv been using that for a long time now

thegoldentouch · February 7th, 2007, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by nayeemx33

Everything is haraam.

^

fariha786 · February 7th, 2007, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by nayeemx33

Everything is haraam.

even you?

PakPlaya69 · February 7th, 2007, 09:26 PM

Once you say bismillah , every thing is halal execept pork bacon and ham ,,

fariha786 · February 7th, 2007, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PakPlaya69

Once you say bismillah , every thing is halal execept pork bacon and ham ,,

atag Fur ALLAH

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by nayeemx33

Everything is haraam.

hahah so true.

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

I ate a burger king whopper today. No, the meat was not halaal. I guess that makes me evil, and I'm going to hell in a handbasket!

yer probably. hey can i ask a question? will haram food be allowed in heaven? Is it permissable to drink alcahol in heaven. Does this mean all the people will be gettin drunk really easily in heaven cos theyve never had it before.

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bengal!z

yer probably. hey can i ask a question? will haram food be allowed in heaven? Is it permissable to drink alcahol in heaven. Does this mean all the people will be gettin drunk really easily in heaven cos theyve never had it before.

I have another question for banshod regarding heaven: will we have genitalia and can we do stuff with it?

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

lol, is this a real question?

yes it is! answer it

fariha786 · February 7th, 2007, 09:36 PM

We Have To Follow What Allah Has Said..]

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

Yes, you will have genitalia. You can play with yourself as long as you do not achieve orgasm. As for the muslims, well the men can have sex with virgins, as long as they are wearing the hijab while they do it.
any more questions?

In heaven, do virgins regrow their hymens? Can you smoke after sex in heaven? Does sex feel better in heaven?

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

Yes, you will have genitalia. You can play with yourself as long as you do not achieve orgasm. As for the muslims, well the men can have sex with virgins, as long as they are wearing the hijab while they do it.
any more questions?

whaaat,. i thought u could do anything in heaven?

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:38 PM

banshod: Do gay people stop being gay in hell?

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:40 PM

wow u can drink wine in heaven. but not tequilla. why are there restrictions on ppl once theyre in heaven. i dont get it.
if heaven is a place of perfection than restrictions would not be necessary?

mamamia! · February 7th, 2007, 09:40 PM

this is ridiculous. pork = haram. the rest, ALHAMDULILAH

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

Yes, they are whipped with fire leashes and thrown into tar pits.

hahahahahah. thats so evil. jus cos theyre gay.

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:44 PM

banshod: in lifetime #1 you suffer a lot and are very poor but you still walk the straight path and then die. In lifetime #2 you are awarded for the suffering of lifetime #1 with lots of wealth and a comfortable existence. Will you be punished in lifetime #3 for the your life of excess and materialism of lifetime #2 or will God think its ok since it was just a reward for lifetime #1.

Bengal!z · February 7th, 2007, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

Because Heaven is not Hedonistic. People who enjoy things such as drinking/drugs/promiscous sex are naturally inferior and are going to hell. People that are more pious, and enjoy thier restraint go to heaven, therefore, there will be no need to participate in vile activties. People will achieve exctasy being closer to Allah, therefore they don't need "earthly" satisfications such as drugs, or alochol. For being pious, men recieve virginal women, as thier rewards.

But then why are the men given sex as a reward. Is that not an earthly pleasure??

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by banshod

Please, walk the line. I will only adress questions when you refer to me as "Mullah Banshod."

can I just bow instead?

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:50 PM

banshod: does everyone speak the same language in heaven?

**Walktheline** · February 7th, 2007, 09:51 PM

banshod: does virgin sex in heaven hurt a virgin's hoo-ha? cause it hurts on earth.

PakPlaya69 · February 7th, 2007, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fariha786

atag Fur ALLAH

Whatttttttttttt??? ain it??? come on when you are dieing of hunger every thing is hala

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Walktheline Super Mod Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Jan 26 2005 Posts: 40,014 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748543 Casino cash: $76533	banshod: in lifetime #1 you suffer a lot and are very poor but you still walk the straight path and then die. In lifetime #2 you are awarded for the suffering of lifetime #1 with lots of wealth and a comfortable existence. Will you be punished in lifetime #3 for the your life of excess and materialism of lifetime #2 or will God think its ok since it was just a reward for lifetime #1.

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