tell me ten things about yourself

**PrOfFaSeE** · February 5th, 2007, 08:28 AM

i havent created a pointless thread in a while

lets begin

1. i was born in south africa, raised on a beach, english it the first language of my parents, and grand parents and of course my own

2. i do rather fancy females that are intelligent but ditsy at the same time, not easy to come by, but im under the impression that i've found her

3. my favourite artist is jean michel basquiat
say cheese

or salvador dali
boom shakalaka

4. i enjoy a bit of jazz music on the odd occasion

5. i believe marijuana should be legalized and money shouldn't exist

6. proffasee tutors at a college for graphic design
i watch

7. i am proffasee

8. we/he has sold paintings, highest in value being worth *yeah like im gonna say*

9. i paint all over my wall in my room with real paint when i get bored, i currently have a tree branch stemming out frm my door, blooming speakers and a louis vuitton knock off painted on the left wall in the opposite corner

10. i have mastered the female anatomy

**bambina** · February 5th, 2007, 08:32 AM

1 i eat
2 i shit
3 i piss
4 i sleep
5 i shower
6 i work
7 i brush my teeth
8 i wear clothes
9 i wear shoes
10 i wear underwear

**PrOfFaSeE** · February 5th, 2007, 08:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **bambina**

1 i eat
2 i shit
3 i piss
4 i sleep
5 i shower
6 i work
7 i brush my teeth
8 i wear clothes
9 i wear shoes
10 i wear underwear

11. i can do all that upside down

**bambina** · February 5th, 2007, 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrOfFaSeE

11. i can do all that upside down

youtude clip plz.

**PrOfFaSeE** · February 5th, 2007, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by **bambina**

youtude clip plz.

www.loveprof.com

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sedated_stars · February 5th, 2007, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PrOfFaSeE

i havent created a pointless thread in a while

lets begin

1. i was born in south africa, raised on a beach, english it the first language of my parents, and grand parents and of course my own

2. i do rather fancy females that are intelligent but ditsy at the same time, not easy to come by, but im under the impression that i've found her

3. my favourite artist is jean michel basquiat
say cheese

or salvador dali
boom shakalaka

4. i enjoy a bit of jazz music on the odd occasion

5. i believe marijuana should be legalized and money shouldn't exist

6. proffasee tutors at a college for graphic design
i watch

7. i am proffasee

8. we/he has sold paintings, highest in value being worth *yeah like im gonna say*

9. i paint all over my wall in my room with real paint when i get bored, i currently have a tree branch stemming out frm my door, blooming speakers and a louis vuitton knock off painted on the left wall in the opposite corner

10. i have mastered the female anatomy

your too cool

i like art but im hopeless at drawing

i am random

i cant be mean sometimes

i was born in the uk

i have an american / british accent

i lived in saudi arabia most of my life

...

il post l8aa
oh yea and i love to sing

baby khan · February 5th, 2007, 09:48 AM

1.iam 18
2.im the baby of the family
3.i wanna go to New Zealand,Greece & Dubai
4.im addicted to myspace cuz i have no life at the moment
5.this is my last year of high school
6.i have depression
7.i love my brother he's my role model
8.i plan on moving to london in the next 2 yrs
9.my name is Sana and iam from Peshawar,Pakistan
10.i love mac n cheese

creamfield · February 5th, 2007, 10:10 AM

1. known for my honnesty
2. a fighter not a lover
3. was born in Karachi, Pakistan
4. lived in frankfurt, Germany for 1year
5. scared away everyone who loved me
6. im a boxer
7. living life
8. most poeple can't pronounce my name properly ( Arham )
9. i HATE drama
10. different

creamfield · February 5th, 2007, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baby khan

1.iam 18
2.im the baby of the family
3.i wanna go to New Zealand,Greece & Dubai
4.im addicted to myspace cuz i have no life at the moment
5.this is my last year of high school
6.i have depression
7.i love my brother he's my role model
8.i plan on moving to london in the next 2 yrs
9.my name is Sana and iam from Peshawar,Pakistan
10.i love mac n cheese

how come you got depression?

baby khan · February 5th, 2007, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creamfield

how come you got depression?

because ive been away from my brother for the past 5 years & its also due to my father's health

Miz Jatti · February 5th, 2007, 10:19 AM

It's come to my attention that there's been a lotta punjabi bashing on this forum so in the interests of keeping the good name of Punjab in the public eye, here's my list:

1- I'm Punjabi
2- I'm Indian
3- I'm also Indian-Punjabi
4- Punjab is great, hence so am I
5- India is greater, ergo I must be too

6- I can speak Punjabi
7- Did I mention that I was Punjabi?

8- I'm also a Punjaban
9- Yes, by now you should all know that I'm one of those arrogant, personality-less TWATS that like to big up everything Punjabi

10- CHAK DE PHATTEY!!!

Ash_s2002 · February 5th, 2007, 10:22 AM

1 - 10
Im GAY

creamfield · February 5th, 2007, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baby khan

because ive been away from my brother for the past 5 years & its also due to my father's health

yea? find a escape

Arshy · February 5th, 2007, 10:26 AM

1. My name is Arshy, all my non desi mates call me Ashley, and a certain female calls me "Leo"...

2. I'm a very sensitive type of guy, i get angry quite easily, im expolsive yet very calculated.

3. Im a writer.

4. I'm already planning for the next life, this life is just a pit stop for me.

5. I like skinny girls.

6. I have worked as a close protection officer, for those who do not know what that means, it can be explained as a "bodyguard"

7. I run my own security firm, we provide security personnel to various firms, one day my firm is going to be the biggest firm i know.....

8. I am a simple person, what you see is who I am, i don't act for nobody....unless it's "role play"....

9. Im not rich in money value, yet very wealthy in morals and principles....

10. I'll soon find the women of my dreams, leave RD, build that house i have always dreamed of....just like that "castle in the sky"....i'll be gone without anybody noticing....

miss_khan · February 5th, 2007, 10:29 AM

1. I'm a good listener.
2. I am left handed.
3. I keep a diary.
4. I am 5'8 approx.
5. I'm not good with expressing myself unless written down.
6. i adore poetry.
7. I am self conscience.
8. I am uber obsessed with my hair.
9. I am studying to become a teacher.
10. I plan on visiting some of the very LEDCs, i have many reasons for that.

baby khan · February 5th, 2007, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by creamfield

yea? find a escape

i will 1 day sooner then u think

DasJa · February 5th, 2007, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miss_khan

1. I'm a good listener.
2. I am left handed.
3. I keep a diary.
4. I am 5'8 approx.
5. I'm not good with expressing myself unless written down.
6. i adore poetry.
7. I am self conscience.
8. I am uber obsessed with my hair.
9. I am studying to become a teacher.
10. I plan on visiting some of the very LEDCs, i have many reasons for that.

Arshy · February 5th, 2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baby khan

i will 1 day sooner then u think

really?

Arshy · February 5th, 2007, 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DasJa

i'm also left handed....

DasJa · February 5th, 2007, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arshy

i'm also left handed....

LokiLaufeyson · February 5th, 2007, 10:36 AM

i'll go 40 better and do 50

1. loki is a huge movie Fan
2. loki does hibernate, this gives of the illusion that he doesn’t sleep.
3. loki still does have bubble baths
4. loki was offered to be a hand model for women’s jewellery.
5. loki has immense stamina.
6. A young loki once saw two frogs fuck, and then proceeded to throw a brick at them.
7. loki doesn’t believe in any religion
8. loki is better than the entire human race
9. loki has recorded himself having a shit. And even provided colour commentary.
10. loki has broken 4 bones in his body and has visited the hospital on 15 separate occasions due to injuries.
11. loki cut himself shaving his left testicle at the age of 15, he has made a full recovery.
12. loki has never tried any illegal drugs.
13. loki is a non drinker
14. loki is a man of sports, football and boxing being his favourites
15. loki has a Boxing amateur record of 14-0-0 (8)
16. loki wants to have 10 professional fights before the age of 30
17. loki doesn’t believe in love
18. loki isn’t my real name
19. loki has an IQ of 136
20. loki is a big spender
21. loki is a official fan member of www.meatspin.com (work warning, big time)
22. loki hasn’t wanked in a month
23. loki is never short of words.
24. loki has had 2 near death experiences
25. One of which occurred when he tried to be superman and fly, but he end up strangling himself.
26. loki cannot ride a bike
27. loki has headbutted a tree on several occasions
28. loki weighs 146 pounds pre shit and 144 pounds after shit
29. loki likes to hold his shit in as long as possible
30. Loki prefer ketchup to brown sauce.
31. loki was gang beaten to a bloody pulp when he was 14.
32. As a teenager loki was locked in a room and needed a piss, he proceeded to piss in his mothers jewellery box…..i later found out the door wasn’t locked.
33. loki once got electrocuted, while masturbating
34. loki has pissed into the wind and never got back splash
35. loki has been stabbed with a lead pencil
36. loki owns a bomb shelter
37. loki has one leg shorter than the other
38. loki has a fantastic ass.
39. loki is not emo he is a realist
40. loki believes all homophobes are gay-curious
41. loki hates everyone, and it’s upto them to change his mind
42. loki is fantastically arrogant, you can only like him for it
43. loki is a middle child. =(
44. loki used to have a bath in the kitchen sink.
45. loki once walked in one his friend passionately kissing his pillow.
46. loki was forced to strip naked in his back garden; in turn he was hosed down like a drug addict.
47. loki once drank dettol. He was then rushed to hospital
48. loki believes everyone has a purpose in life and people spend there lifes never looking for it.
49. loki is a commie…
50. And finally loki has tasted his own seman

kasimkash · February 5th, 2007, 10:37 AM

1. I try to be cool but don't think I pull it off
2. I don't know how to speak my language and always get abused
3. I sometimes have nothing better to do in life then right 10 things about me
4. I know for a fact that whoever does this also has nothing better to do in life then right 10 things about them selves
5. I love football & it feels like a natural high at times
6. I am hoping to get my mac on saturday
7. I do love slow songs
8. I did say that because im listening to Joe - Good girls
9. I eat a lot but don't put on ANY weight

10. I do believe whoever reads this will have just realised they wasted 1 min of thier life on reading '10 things about Kasim'

kasimkash · February 5th, 2007, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LokiLaufeyson

i'll go 40 better and do 50

1. loki is a huge movie Fan
2. loki does hibernate, this gives of the illusion that he doesn’t sleep.
3. loki still does have bubble baths
4. loki was offered to be a hand model for women’s jewellery.
5. loki has immense stamina.
6. A young loki once saw two frogs fuck, and then proceeded to throw a brick at them.
7. loki doesn’t believe in any religion
8. loki is better than the entire human race
9. loki has recorded himself having a shit. And even provided colour commentary.
10. loki has broken 4 bones in his body and has visited the hospital on 15 separate occasions due to injuries.
11. loki cut himself shaving his left testicle at the age of 15, he has made a full recovery.
12. loki has never tried any illegal drugs.
13. loki is a non drinker
14. loki is a man of sports, football and boxing being his favourites
15. loki has a Boxing amateur record of 14-0-0 (8)
16. loki wants to have 10 professional fights before the age of 30
17. loki doesn’t believe in love
18. loki isn’t my real name
19. loki has an IQ of 136
20. loki is a big spender
21. loki is a official fan member of www.meatspin.com (work warning, big time)
22. loki hasn’t wanked in a month
23. loki is never short of words.
24. loki has had 2 near death experiences
25. One of which occurred when he tried to be superman and fly, but he end up strangling himself.
26. loki cannot ride a bike
27. loki has headbutted a tree on several occasions
28. loki weighs 146 pounds pre shit and 144 pounds after shit
29. loki likes to hold his shit in as long as possible
30. Loki prefer ketchup to brown sauce.
31. loki was gang beaten to a bloody pulp when he was 14.
32. As a teenager loki was locked in a room and needed a piss, he proceeded to piss in his mothers jewellery box…..i later found out the door wasn’t locked.
33. loki once got electrocuted, while masturbating
34. loki has pissed into the wind and never got back splash
35. loki has been stabbed with a lead pencil
36. loki owns a bomb shelter
37. loki has one leg shorter than the other
38. loki has a fantastic ass.
39. loki is not emo he is a realist
40. loki believes all homophobes are gay-curious
41. loki hates everyone, and it’s upto them to change his mind
42. loki is fantastically arrogant, you can only like him for it
43. loki is a middle child. =(
44. loki used to have a bath in the kitchen sink.
45. loki once walked in one his friend passionately kissing his pillow.
46. loki was forced to strip naked in his back garden; in turn he was hosed down like a drug addict.
47. loki once drank dettol. He was then rushed to hospital
48. loki believes everyone has a purpose in life and people spend there lifes never looking for it.
49. loki is a commie…
50. And finally loki has tasted his own seman

i didnt read any of that but the end

plz tell me it ws cus u kissed a girl afta getting head...PLEASE

miss_khan · February 5th, 2007, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arshy

1. My name is Arshy, all my non desi mates call me Ashley, and a certain female calls me "Leo"...

2. I'm a very sensitive type of guy, i get angry quite easily, im expolsive yet very calculated.

3. Im a writer.

4. I'm already planning for the next life, this life is just a pit stop for me.

5. I like skinny girls.

6. I have worked as a close protection officer, for those who do not know what that means, it can be explained as a "bodyguard"

7. I run my own security firm, we provide security personnel to various firms, one day my firm is going to be the biggest firm i know.....

8. I am a simple person, what you see is who I am, i don't act for nobody....unless it's "role play"....

9. Im not rich in money value, yet very wealthy in morals and principles....

10. I'll soon find the women of my dreams, leave RD, build that house i have always dreamed of....just like that "castle in the sky"....i'll be gone without anybody noticing....

That is why your different to most guys.

Arshy · February 5th, 2007, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by miss_khan

That is why your different to most guys.

my sig keeps changing until i find the one that suits me best....

February 5th, 2007, 08:28 AM	#1
PrOfFaSeE Βanned Join Date: Sep 13 2005 Location: Gaia Posts: 47,585 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748571 Casino cash: $59931	tell me ten things about yourself i havent created a pointless thread in a while lets begin 1. i was born in south africa, raised on a beach, english it the first language of my parents, and grand parents and of course my own 2. i do rather fancy females that are intelligent but ditsy at the same time, not easy to come by, but im under the impression that i've found her 3. my favourite artist is jean michel basquiat say cheese or salvador dali boom shakalaka 4. i enjoy a bit of jazz music on the odd occasion 5. i believe marijuana should be legalized and money shouldn't exist 6. proffasee tutors at a college for graphic design i watch 7. i am proffasee 8. we/he has sold paintings, highest in value being worth yeah like im gonna say 9. i paint all over my wall in my room with real paint when i get bored, i currently have a tree branch stemming out frm my door, blooming speakers and a louis vuitton knock off painted on the left wall in the opposite corner 10. i have mastered the female anatomy __________________

February 5th, 2007, 08:32 AM	#2
bambina VIP Member Join Date: Aug 6 2004 Location: In a alluminuim tube Posts: 41,687 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748551 Casino cash: $79345	1 i eat 2 i shit 3 i piss 4 i sleep 5 i shower 6 i work 7 i brush my teeth 8 i wear clothes 9 i wear shoes 10 i wear underwear __________________ May I urinate in your anus and call you my female doggy?

February 5th, 2007, 09:48 AM	#7
baby khan Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: May 2 2005 Location: Afghanistan,Dela-where Posts: 21,095 Reputation: 1755260659 --> Rep Power: 175526167 Casino cash: $63529	1.iam 18 2.im the baby of the family 3.i wanna go to New Zealand,Greece & Dubai 4.im addicted to myspace cuz i have no life at the moment 5.this is my last year of high school 6.i have depression 7.i love my brother he's my role model 8.i plan on moving to london in the next 2 yrs 9.my name is Sana and iam from Peshawar,Pakistan 10.i love mac n cheese __________________

February 5th, 2007, 10:26 AM	#14
Arshy Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Mar 27 2005 Location: Sin City Posts: 25,027 Reputation: 181268014 --> Rep Power: 18126919 Casino cash: $16414	1. My name is Arshy, all my non desi mates call me Ashley, and a certain female calls me "Leo"... 2. I'm a very sensitive type of guy, i get angry quite easily, im expolsive yet very calculated. 3. Im a writer. 4. I'm already planning for the next life, this life is just a pit stop for me. 5. I like skinny girls. 6. I have worked as a close protection officer, for those who do not know what that means, it can be explained as a "bodyguard" 7. I run my own security firm, we provide security personnel to various firms, one day my firm is going to be the biggest firm i know..... 8. I am a simple person, what you see is who I am, i don't act for nobody....unless it's "role play".... 9. Im not rich in money value, yet very wealthy in morals and principles.... 10. I'll soon find the women of my dreams, leave RD, build that house i have always dreamed of....just like that "castle in the sky"....i'll be gone without anybody noticing.... __________________ *Told you guys. I ain't female.*

February 5th, 2007, 10:29 AM	#15
miss_khan Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Dec 31 2005 Posts: 11,437 Reputation: 2724905 --> Rep Power: 272551 Casino cash: $7510	1. I'm a good listener. 2. I am left handed. 3. I keep a diary. 4. I am 5'8 approx. 5. I'm not good with expressing myself unless written down. 6. i adore poetry. 7. I am self conscience. 8. I am uber obsessed with my hair. 9. I am studying to become a teacher. 10. I plan on visiting some of the very LEDCs, i have many reasons for that. __________________ Niiice.

February 5th, 2007, 10:10 AM	#8
creamfield Banned Join Date: Nov 28 2006 Location: toyland Posts: 4,324 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	1. known for my honnesty 2. a fighter not a lover 3. was born in Karachi, Pakistan 4. lived in frankfurt, Germany for 1year 5. scared away everyone who loved me 6. im a boxer 7. living life 8. most poeple can't pronounce my name properly ( Arham ) 9. i HATE drama 10. different

February 5th, 2007, 10:19 AM	#11
Miz Jatti Join Date: Dec 3 2006 Location: Birmingham. KG's double bed. Posts: 8,517 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 47 Casino cash: $1000	It's come to my attention that there's been a lotta punjabi bashing on this forum so in the interests of keeping the good name of Punjab in the public eye, here's my list: 1- I'm Punjabi 2- I'm Indian 3- I'm also Indian-Punjabi 4- Punjab is great, hence so am I 5- India is greater, ergo I must be too 6- I can speak Punjabi 7- Did I mention that I was Punjabi? 8- I'm also a Punjaban 9- Yes, by now you should all know that I'm one of those arrogant, personality-less TWATS that like to big up everything Punjabi 10- CHAK DE PHATTEY!!!

February 5th, 2007, 10:22 AM	#12
Ash_s2002 Banned Join Date: Feb 22 2006 Location: Unkay Khayalon Mein Posts: 13,781 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1400	1 - 10 Im GAY

February 5th, 2007, 10:36 AM	#21
LokiLaufeyson Banned Join Date: Nov 30 2006 Posts: 5,662 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	i'll go 40 better and do 50 1. loki is a huge movie Fan 2. loki does hibernate, this gives of the illusion that he doesn’t sleep. 3. loki still does have bubble baths 4. loki was offered to be a hand model for women’s jewellery. 5. loki has immense stamina. 6. A young loki once saw two frogs fuck, and then proceeded to throw a brick at them. 7. loki doesn’t believe in any religion 8. loki is better than the entire human race 9. loki has recorded himself having a shit. And even provided colour commentary. 10. loki has broken 4 bones in his body and has visited the hospital on 15 separate occasions due to injuries. 11. loki cut himself shaving his left testicle at the age of 15, he has made a full recovery. 12. loki has never tried any illegal drugs. 13. loki is a non drinker 14. loki is a man of sports, football and boxing being his favourites 15. loki has a Boxing amateur record of 14-0-0 (8) 16. loki wants to have 10 professional fights before the age of 30 17. loki doesn’t believe in love 18. loki isn’t my real name 19. loki has an IQ of 136 20. loki is a big spender 21. loki is a official fan member of www.meatspin.com (work warning, big time) 22. loki hasn’t wanked in a month 23. loki is never short of words. 24. loki has had 2 near death experiences 25. One of which occurred when he tried to be superman and fly, but he end up strangling himself. 26. loki cannot ride a bike 27. loki has headbutted a tree on several occasions 28. loki weighs 146 pounds pre shit and 144 pounds after shit 29. loki likes to hold his shit in as long as possible 30. Loki prefer ketchup to brown sauce. 31. loki was gang beaten to a bloody pulp when he was 14. 32. As a teenager loki was locked in a room and needed a piss, he proceeded to piss in his mothers jewellery box…..i later found out the door wasn’t locked. 33. loki once got electrocuted, while masturbating 34. loki has pissed into the wind and never got back splash 35. loki has been stabbed with a lead pencil 36. loki owns a bomb shelter 37. loki has one leg shorter than the other 38. loki has a fantastic ass. 39. loki is not emo he is a realist 40. loki believes all homophobes are gay-curious 41. loki hates everyone, and it’s upto them to change his mind 42. loki is fantastically arrogant, you can only like him for it 43. loki is a middle child. =( 44. loki used to have a bath in the kitchen sink. 45. loki once walked in one his friend passionately kissing his pillow. 46. loki was forced to strip naked in his back garden; in turn he was hosed down like a drug addict. 47. loki once drank dettol. He was then rushed to hospital 48. loki believes everyone has a purpose in life and people spend there lifes never looking for it. 49. loki is a commie… 50. And finally loki has tasted his own seman

February 5th, 2007, 10:37 AM	#22
kasimkash Veteran Join Date: Jan 29 2007 Location: L.O.N-D.O.N Posts: 5,836 Reputation: -161775673 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $2599	1. I try to be cool but don't think I pull it off 2. I don't know how to speak my language and always get abused 3. I sometimes have nothing better to do in life then right 10 things about me 4. I know for a fact that whoever does this also has nothing better to do in life then right 10 things about them selves 5. I love football & it feels like a natural high at times 6. I am hoping to get my mac on saturday 7. I do love slow songs 8. I did say that because im listening to Joe - Good girls 9. I eat a lot but don't put on ANY weight 10. I do believe whoever reads this will have just realised they wasted 1 min of thier life on reading '10 things about Kasim' __________________

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