Just Hired a Housekeeper

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:03 PM

No more tub/toilet/sink cleaning for me.

Just hired a housekeeper to come in twice a month to clean my apartment.

Anyone else do this before?

**(sic)** · January 20th, 2007, 08:04 PM

is she going to clean round your cock too with her mouth?

muslimbeauty06 · January 20th, 2007, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by (sic)

is she going to clean round your cock too with her mouth?

WOW

**NinjaPanther** · January 20th, 2007, 08:04 PM

is she going to clean your boxers while you are in it?

*wink* *wink*

suhailio · January 20th, 2007, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by (sic)

is she going to clean round your cock too with her mouth?

He said a housekeeper, not a hired hoe.

**(sic)** · January 20th, 2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by muslimbeauty06

WOW

shutup

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by (sic)

is she going to clean round your cock too with her mouth?

Strangely, I seem to handle cleaning my own genitals just fine.

lovestick · January 20th, 2007, 08:06 PM

SO worth it when at school and it's split with roommates. I used to pay like $20 a month and it was wonderful.

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by lovestick

SO worth it when at school and it's split with roommates. I used to pay like $20 a month and it was wonderful.

I'm living solo, but damn I'll pay whatever it takes. I had to clean on my own in undergrad and it was a pain in the ass.

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaPanther

is she going to clean your boxers while you are in it?

*wink* *wink*

Judging that she's a mother of three, and taking into account that half of the country is overweight/obese, I'm going to guess that she isn't going to be some super MILF.

But strangely enough, there was an ad on Craigslist from a guy wanting a female to clean his house in the nude.

saxakali · January 20th, 2007, 08:11 PM

thats something I need to do

**Geezer** · January 20th, 2007, 08:12 PM

Nice work, I used to do that for a while but it was moronic because I ended up cleaning a little before she came. Didnt want a stranger to see my apartment when it was a mess

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Geezer

Nice work, I used to do that for a while but it was moronic because I ended up cleaning a little before she came. Didnt want a stranger to see my apartment when it was a mess

Hah!

I was contemplating the same thing. I'll probably pick up some of the clutter/papers that are on my floor. Otherwise, I'll let her earn her pay.

*BabyGirl* · January 20th, 2007, 08:17 PM

you only clean twice a month?

shadyzgal08 · January 20th, 2007, 08:18 PM

my dad wanted us to have a housekeeper

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by *BabyGirl*

you only clean twice a month?

I'm usually on campus during the day so the kitchen is rarely used. The carpets not too bad and I usually only vacuum once a week or so.

I'd say a deep bathroom cleaning is only required twice a month. Otherwise I can do minimal upkeep on it to make sure it isn't a complete mess.

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by shadyzgal08

my dad wanted us to have a housekeeper

What's wrong with that?

shadyzgal08 · January 20th, 2007, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLoneAvenger

What's wrong with that?

nothing lol i thought it was cool
they came twice and then my dad was like 'forget this shit i got 2 kids to clean for me'

*BabyGirl* · January 20th, 2007, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLoneAvenger

I'm usually on campus during the day so the kitchen is rarely used. The carpets not too bad and I usually only vacuum once a week or so.

I'd say a deep bathroom cleaning is only required twice a month. Otherwise I can do minimal upkeep on it to make sure it isn't a complete mess.

eeeeeeep I can't have people cleaning my space. I think I'd very much rather do it myself. I guess twice a month is not that bad though..

TheLoneAvenger · January 20th, 2007, 08:33 PM

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eeeeeeep I can't have people cleaning my space. I think I'd very much rather do it myself. I guess twice a month is not that bad though..

I can see the thought of having someone cleaning your space kinda strange.

But when I was hunched over my tub, scrubbing ajax with a brush, and my lower back was killing me, I knew I had enough of this.

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