Ladies and Gentlemen

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:38 PM

So a dear friend of mine who did the arranged marriage thingy. Well... her hubby has a small winky and sucks in bed.

Women what would you do if ur man was a wam bam thank you mam husband who did not taste ur forbidden fruit?

And men... what would u do if ur lady was just not sexual and didn't do the things u wanted? Im not sayin super kinky, but atleast oral and stuff...

x$aira786x · January 11th, 2007, 04:40 PM

straight out the door with him

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:40 PM

does "taste ur forbidden fruit" mean go down?

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by x$aira786x

straight out the door with him

ur full of bull
ur not gonna divorce someone for that

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by PakiRican

does "taste ur forbidden fruit" mean go down?

yes... thats exactly what it means...

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by PakiRican

ur full of bull
ur not gonna divorce someone for that

divorce is a better option than a super lame sex life. i mean jeaz. and you women start peakin in sexuality around 28 to 30...

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WonkaBear

yes... thats exactly what it means...

thats weak
ill just call up some girlfriends in that case

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonkaBear

divorce is a better option than a super lame sex life. i mean jeaz. and you women start peakin in sexuality around 28 to 30...

yea thats realistic
to divorce someone cuz he has a small dick

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by PakiRican

thats weak
ill just call up some girlfriends in that case

... u keep gettin more and more perfect

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by WonkaBear

... u keep gettin more and more perfect

dont get the wrong impression
ive never done that
thats just a plan B

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PakiRican

yea thats realistic
to divorce someone cuz he has a small dick

not the small dick. just... well.. there are guys who are kinda like "spread em bitch"

then put there thing in there.

do a few quick thrusts. girls prolly not even wet, and prolly in pain.

then they are done and walk away.

x$aira786x · January 11th, 2007, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PakiRican

ur full of bull
ur not gonna divorce someone for that

hmm ur right....i wouldnt even marry him

wateva123 · January 11th, 2007, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonkaBear

So a dear friend of mine who did the arranged marriage thingy. Well... her hubby has a small winky and sucks in bed.

Women what would you do if ur man was a wam bam thank you mam husband who did not taste ur forbidden fruit?

And men... what would u do if ur lady was just not sexual and didn't do the things u wanted? Im not sayin super kinky, but atleast oral and stuff...

what would you do

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by PakiRican

dont get the wrong impression
ive never done that
thats just a plan B

i dont care if uve done it or not. atleast its an option

... ok... im kiddin

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by WonkaBear

not the small dick. just... well.. there are guys who are kinda like "spread em bitch"

then put there thing in there.

do a few quick thrusts. girls prolly not even wet, and prolly in pain.

then they are done and walk away.

he will get better

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by x$aira786x

hmm ur right....i wouldnt even marry him

how would u know he is small
beofre marriage

**bambina** · January 11th, 2007, 04:47 PM

i honestly dont know what i would do in that situation.

maybe get him a penis enlargement as a bday pressie or something.

.Mazzy. · January 11th, 2007, 04:48 PM

I'd divorce a chick if she wasn't good in bed.

**WonkaBear** · January 11th, 2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by PakiRican

he will get better

thats not guarenteed. some paki and desi guys are just such assholes they dont really care. i know a few chix that have been through that shit...

intriguingchica! · January 11th, 2007, 04:48 PM

i wouldnt care if he didnt taste My fruit..

wateva123 · January 11th, 2007, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonkaBear

not the small dick. just... well.. there are guys who are kinda like "spread em bitch"

then put there thing in there.

do a few quick thrusts. girls prolly not even wet, and prolly in pain.

then they are done and walk away.

i'd rather be single forever

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WonkaBear

i dont care if uve done it or not. atleast its an option

... ok... im kiddin

is ur wife gonna have this issue?

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by WonkaBear

thats not guarenteed. some paki and desi guys are just such assholes they dont really care. i know a few chix that have been through that shit...

many ppl think sex is just for making babies

**PakiRican** · January 11th, 2007, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by intriguingchica!

i wouldnt care if he didnt taste My fruit..

are you sure about that?

**la_bele_dame** · January 11th, 2007, 04:50 PM

get my trusty vibrator out......

January 11th, 2007, 04:38 PM	#1
WonkaBear VIP Member Join Date: Jul 23 2004 Location: San Diego Posts: 37,236 Reputation: 507984976 --> Rep Power: 50798666 Casino cash: $32058	Ladies and Gentlemen So a dear friend of mine who did the arranged marriage thingy. Well... her hubby has a small winky and sucks in bed. Women what would you do if ur man was a wam bam thank you mam husband who did not taste ur forbidden fruit? And men... what would u do if ur lady was just not sexual and didn't do the things u wanted? Im not sayin super kinky, but atleast oral and stuff...

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