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Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 03:41 PM

Ok So it happened that I was vacationing and dont tell me my hindi sucks because i have learnt a lot. I always want to fuck beautiful young girls.
one day one of my friend told me that his colleague wants to meet me.
I asked him ok bring him to my office. so next day he brought with him
a man. he introduced him to me. he is my friend Mr. Pandey and he is
Mr. Pyarelal. then he said pyare dear he has some work in which you
can be of some help. I said I shall gladly do that if I can. then
pandey said sir I have a niece who works with a airlines jiska cmd
aapka dost hai.so please get her posted at delhi from Hyderabad. I
said ok ask your niece to call me and give me details. next day mere
mobile par ring aayi jab maine phone uthaya to ek bahut hi surili awaz
aayi may I talk to Mr.pyarelal? I said yes I am there. she said sir I
am mandira Mr. Pandey's niece. uncle told me to contact you .I said
yes tell me what I can do for you ?she replied sir I want to get
posted at Delhi. should I tell you my details on phone. I said no I
think it would be better if you meet me in your next delhi trip. she
said ok sir. main jab delhi aaoongi I will tell you.uski awaz sun kar
mera man us se milne ka hone laga tha.4after 4 days she called up and
said sir today evening I am reaching delhi and will be there for two
days.i said ok tum delhi pahunch kar mujhko phone karna.shaam 5 baje
uska phone aagaya.sir mandira here I am in delhi.i said ok tum kis
hotel main ho she said vasant international. i said ok you get ready I
will reach there around 7pm.

I reached there at 7 and called her up and asked her to come to the
lobby.kuch hi der main ek bahut hi sundar aur sudaul lambi gori ladaki
mere samne khari thi sir mandira here.main to chaunk hi gaya uski
khubsurati dekh kar.wo preity zinta se bhi gori priyanka chopra se bhi
jyada sundar aur rani mukerji se bhi jyada sexy aur bipasha basu se
bhi jyada chodu lag rahi thi.gajab maal thi wo.maine muskurate hue us
ka haal poocha phir kaha yahin baat karein ya kahin chalein?she said
as you wish sir.maine aise maukon ke liye mauryan main ek kamra le
rakha tha maine kaha chalo tumko mauryan main dinner bhi karate hain
aur baat bhi ho jayegi.she said ok sir.bas phir kya tha wo mere saath
meri car main thi and we were talking all kind of things.jab we
reached mauryan and I asked her I have a room here tum room main
chalna chahogi ya restaurant main to wo boli as you wish sir. main
usko room ki taraf le gaya.room main pahunch kar maine dinner magaya
aur hum logon ne khaya wo kha rahi thi aur mera dil dharak raha
tha.man to kuch shuru karne ka ho raha tha lekin dar bhi raha tha
lekin phir maine ek plan banaya aur uske anusar karya shuru kar diya.

Maine us se poocha ki tum delhi kyon aana chahti ho.she said it is
nearer to my home sir.i said ok koi boy friend etc hai kya wo sharmate
hue boli no sir.i said tum itni jagah roj fly karti ho kabhi koi
pasand nahi aaya wo boli abhi to nahi sir.phir maine aur himmat karke
kaha bhai tumhara kaam to karwa bhi dein lekin fes kya milegi she said
sir main kya fees de sakti hun.maine phir baat badhate hue kaha bhai
ek baat batayein ham log aapke aur bhi kaam aa sakte hain.wo boli aur
kya kaam sir?i said I can be yor teacher also.main tumko jeewan ke
kuch sabak sikha sakta hun jo aage life main bahut kaam aayenge .wo
muskarate hue boli ok sir.maine kaha interested?she said as you wish
sir.bas ab maine himmat karke uska haath pakar kar aur uske lips ko ek
jordar tarike se kiss kar liya.wo muskurate hue boli ye kya kar rahe
hain sir.maine kaha kuch sikha raha hun.wo boli as you wish sir.bas
phir kya tha maine uske lips kiss karte hue uske badan par haath
pherna shuru kiya wo bees saal ki ladaki bili ki tarah thirakne
lagi.bahut garam thi wo.maine uske kapare utare aur offf fooo uski
chuchiyan thi ki safet baraf kegole garam garam aur nipple to madmast
thi.maine jab uski chut dekhi to uska gulabi pan aishwarya rai ke lips
se bhi jyada pink tha.maine usko choomna shuru kiya wo bhi apne haath
se mera land sahla rahi thi main bhi poora nagn ho chuka tha.

Main uski chuchiyon se doodh pi hi raha tha ki usne dhere se mera land
apne muh main le liya aur usko chocolate bar ki tarah choosna shuru
kar diya.wo choose ja rahi thi chus chus chus aur main mast ho kar
uski chut chate ja raha tha wo beech beech main moan kar rahi thi
ummmmm aaaahhhhhhh uuuuuffffffff aammmmm ummmmmmmm unggg chus chius
chus chus aaahhhhh ungggg ummmmmm aaahhhhhh aur tabhi maine usko
seedha karke uski gaand ke neeche takiya laga kar uski chut ke divya
darshan karte hue usmain apna land ghusa diya wo mast thi poori gili
ut thi uski aur launra andar aise safar kar raha tha ki garam bhatti
main ghus gaya ho.wo neeche se uchal rahi thi aur main jannat si main
tha.chut land ka sangharsh chal raha tha chut 20 saal ki thi land 40
ka lekin chut ki takkar barabar ki thi.chudai main gajab ho raha tha
fak fuck fakka fach aaiii uiiii chodiye sir fuck me hard aaauuu you
are great aisa koi nahi mila mar do mujhe fad do meri chut se gaand
tak launra ghuser do dfuck me hard aur main chalu tha dhaka dhak paka
pak puk puk fuch fuch uooiiiii oiii aaaiiii gayi aareeee sirrrrrr main
to gayi aur meri speed bhi tej aur tej aur tej aur lo main poora uske
andar jhad gaya.phir hum bahut der chupke ek doosre ko chatte chumte
pare rahe.maine poocha mandira kya tum ko maloom tha ki main tumko
chod sakta hun she said pakka sir air hostess ko to bina chudwaye
achhi flight bhi nahi milti hain.aur aap to mujhe posting dilwa rahe
ho sir.

Maine kaha agar tum delhi post ho gayi to phir mujhase chudawaogi she
said pakka sir bas you call me and I will come.aap to bahut mast
chodate ho.maine kaha tumne pahle bhi chudwaya hai ?she said arre sir
kya karein job hi aisa hai kabhi air line ke boss to kabhi pilot to
kabhi saath ke crw wale sir aur kabhi kabhi to kuch boss ke fiends
politicians etc se bhi chdwana parta hai.lekin aapse chudwa kar maja
aa gaya .sahi hi hai experience kaam aata hai sir.phir maine raat ko
usko do baar aur choda phir usko uske hotel chor diya.agle din uski
posting maine apne dost se kah kar karwa di.wo bhi wayde ki pakki
nikli aur jab mera man ho mujhse chudwane aa jati hai.

BENGALI4EVA1 · January 3rd, 2007, 03:45 PM

i just read the 1st few lines in english, but what is considered "young" for u

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by BENGALI4EVA1

i just read the 1st few lines in english, but what is considered "young" for u

Younger than 50 is young and dooable for me

Even yo mama

**bingley13** · January 3rd, 2007, 03:54 PM

i don't have the attention span for that.

nychump · January 3rd, 2007, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

Younger than 50 is young and dooable for me

Even yo mama

i knew u liked that aunty jee!!!

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bingley13

i don't have the attention span for that.

That's a lot of investment of my time

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nychump

i knew u liked that aunty jee!!!

Aunty Ji ? Heard of Sultana - I think she s over 50 , so def not dooable

**bingley13** · January 3rd, 2007, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

That's a lot of investment of my time

*hands you a dollar and a gold star*

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bingley13

*hands you a dollar and a gold star*

*hands you a (edit) BIG ONE*

nychump · January 3rd, 2007, 04:01 PM

i would read it...

but i'm hindi illiterate....

nychump · January 3rd, 2007, 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

*hands you a (edit) BIG ONE*

*hands him another BIG ONE for the other hand*

**_A-s-H-i_** · January 3rd, 2007, 04:02 PM

bho fine che

Shh! Dont tell · January 3rd, 2007, 04:03 PM

Omg... next time just call me.

I hate having to read hindi/punjabi/urdu.

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nychump

*hands him another BIG ONE for the other hand*

Awesome - Your like the black brother - You kick his dog, i kick his other dog Dawg

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _A-s-H-i_

bho fine che

Ashi - CHange your ID to RDz_Finezt_Hoe !!!!!!!

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

Omg... next time just call me.

I hate having to read hindi/punjabi/urdu.

Number ?

**desi_playa** · January 3rd, 2007, 04:08 PM

lol nice u do talk more like a hyderabadi indian.

Fake Desi Boy · January 3rd, 2007, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_playa

lol nice u do talk more like a hyderabadi indian.

I dont - Are you?

Shh! Dont tell · January 3rd, 2007, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

Number ?

1 menu-nahi-patta.

You've talked to me before though... that should be enough.

**bingley13** · January 3rd, 2007, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

*hands you a (edit) BIG ONE*

BENGALI4EVA1 · January 3rd, 2007, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_playa

lol nice u do talk more like a hyderabadi indian.

wats wrong with us?

**desi_playa** · January 3rd, 2007, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

I dont - Are you?

no i m not.

**desi_playa** · January 3rd, 2007, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BENGALI4EVA1

wats wrong with us?

nothing, the only indian people that ever lived by me were hyderabadi (now they moved to chicago)

its a little different but i think its cool.

ssjasper2003 · January 3rd, 2007, 04:32 PM

Too much to read but the way you type it in english is hard to pronounce the words in hindi for me.

nychump · January 3rd, 2007, 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fake Desi Boy

Awesome - Your like the black brother - You kick his dog, i kick his other dog Dawg

i feel like kickin' a dawg now...

January 3rd, 2007, 03:41 PM	#1
Fake Desi Boy Can't Stay Away Join Date: Sep 9 2005 Location: NyC! Posts: 2,362 Reputation: -5287490 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $2435	My Hindi is improving - For Hindi Readers only Ok So it happened that I was vacationing and dont tell me my hindi sucks because i have learnt a lot. I always want to fuck beautiful young girls. one day one of my friend told me that his colleague wants to meet me. I asked him ok bring him to my office. so next day he brought with him a man. he introduced him to me. he is my friend Mr. Pandey and he is Mr. Pyarelal. then he said pyare dear he has some work in which you can be of some help. I said I shall gladly do that if I can. then pandey said sir I have a niece who works with a airlines jiska cmd aapka dost hai.so please get her posted at delhi from Hyderabad. I said ok ask your niece to call me and give me details. next day mere mobile par ring aayi jab maine phone uthaya to ek bahut hi surili awaz aayi may I talk to Mr.pyarelal? I said yes I am there. she said sir I am mandira Mr. Pandey's niece. uncle told me to contact you .I said yes tell me what I can do for you ?she replied sir I want to get posted at Delhi. should I tell you my details on phone. I said no I think it would be better if you meet me in your next delhi trip. she said ok sir. main jab delhi aaoongi I will tell you.uski awaz sun kar mera man us se milne ka hone laga tha.4after 4 days she called up and said sir today evening I am reaching delhi and will be there for two days.i said ok tum delhi pahunch kar mujhko phone karna.shaam 5 baje uska phone aagaya.sir mandira here I am in delhi.i said ok tum kis hotel main ho she said vasant international. i said ok you get ready I will reach there around 7pm. I reached there at 7 and called her up and asked her to come to the lobby.kuch hi der main ek bahut hi sundar aur sudaul lambi gori ladaki mere samne khari thi sir mandira here.main to chaunk hi gaya uski khubsurati dekh kar.wo preity zinta se bhi gori priyanka chopra se bhi jyada sundar aur rani mukerji se bhi jyada sexy aur bipasha basu se bhi jyada chodu lag rahi thi.gajab maal thi wo.maine muskurate hue us ka haal poocha phir kaha yahin baat karein ya kahin chalein?she said as you wish sir.maine aise maukon ke liye mauryan main ek kamra le rakha tha maine kaha chalo tumko mauryan main dinner bhi karate hain aur baat bhi ho jayegi.she said ok sir.bas phir kya tha wo mere saath meri car main thi and we were talking all kind of things.jab we reached mauryan and I asked her I have a room here tum room main chalna chahogi ya restaurant main to wo boli as you wish sir. main usko room ki taraf le gaya.room main pahunch kar maine dinner magaya aur hum logon ne khaya wo kha rahi thi aur mera dil dharak raha tha.man to kuch shuru karne ka ho raha tha lekin dar bhi raha tha lekin phir maine ek plan banaya aur uske anusar karya shuru kar diya. Maine us se poocha ki tum delhi kyon aana chahti ho.she said it is nearer to my home sir.i said ok koi boy friend etc hai kya wo sharmate hue boli no sir.i said tum itni jagah roj fly karti ho kabhi koi pasand nahi aaya wo boli abhi to nahi sir.phir maine aur himmat karke kaha bhai tumhara kaam to karwa bhi dein lekin fes kya milegi she said sir main kya fees de sakti hun.maine phir baat badhate hue kaha bhai ek baat batayein ham log aapke aur bhi kaam aa sakte hain.wo boli aur kya kaam sir?i said I can be yor teacher also.main tumko jeewan ke kuch sabak sikha sakta hun jo aage life main bahut kaam aayenge .wo muskarate hue boli ok sir.maine kaha interested?she said as you wish sir.bas ab maine himmat karke uska haath pakar kar aur uske lips ko ek jordar tarike se kiss kar liya.wo muskurate hue boli ye kya kar rahe hain sir.maine kaha kuch sikha raha hun.wo boli as you wish sir.bas phir kya tha maine uske lips kiss karte hue uske badan par haath pherna shuru kiya wo bees saal ki ladaki bili ki tarah thirakne lagi.bahut garam thi wo.maine uske kapare utare aur offf fooo uski chuchiyan thi ki safet baraf kegole garam garam aur nipple to madmast thi.maine jab uski chut dekhi to uska gulabi pan aishwarya rai ke lips se bhi jyada pink tha.maine usko choomna shuru kiya wo bhi apne haath se mera land sahla rahi thi main bhi poora nagn ho chuka tha. Main uski chuchiyon se doodh pi hi raha tha ki usne dhere se mera land apne muh main le liya aur usko chocolate bar ki tarah choosna shuru kar diya.wo choose ja rahi thi chus chus chus aur main mast ho kar uski chut chate ja raha tha wo beech beech main moan kar rahi thi ummmmm aaaahhhhhhh uuuuuffffffff aammmmm ummmmmmmm unggg chus chius chus chus aaahhhhh ungggg ummmmmm aaahhhhhh aur tabhi maine usko seedha karke uski gaand ke neeche takiya laga kar uski chut ke divya darshan karte hue usmain apna land ghusa diya wo mast thi poori gili ut thi uski aur launra andar aise safar kar raha tha ki garam bhatti main ghus gaya ho.wo neeche se uchal rahi thi aur main jannat si main tha.chut land ka sangharsh chal raha tha chut 20 saal ki thi land 40 ka lekin chut ki takkar barabar ki thi.chudai main gajab ho raha tha fak fuck fakka fach aaiii uiiii chodiye sir fuck me hard aaauuu you are great aisa koi nahi mila mar do mujhe fad do meri chut se gaand tak launra ghuser do dfuck me hard aur main chalu tha dhaka dhak paka pak puk puk fuch fuch uooiiiii oiii aaaiiii gayi aareeee sirrrrrr main to gayi aur meri speed bhi tej aur tej aur tej aur lo main poora uske andar jhad gaya.phir hum bahut der chupke ek doosre ko chatte chumte pare rahe.maine poocha mandira kya tum ko maloom tha ki main tumko chod sakta hun she said pakka sir air hostess ko to bina chudwaye achhi flight bhi nahi milti hain.aur aap to mujhe posting dilwa rahe ho sir. Maine kaha agar tum delhi post ho gayi to phir mujhase chudawaogi she said pakka sir bas you call me and I will come.aap to bahut mast chodate ho.maine kaha tumne pahle bhi chudwaya hai ?she said arre sir kya karein job hi aisa hai kabhi air line ke boss to kabhi pilot to kabhi saath ke crw wale sir aur kabhi kabhi to kuch boss ke fiends politicians etc se bhi chdwana parta hai.lekin aapse chudwa kar maja aa gaya .sahi hi hai experience kaam aata hai sir.phir maine raat ko usko do baar aur choda phir usko uske hotel chor diya.agle din uski posting maine apne dost se kah kar karwa di.wo bhi wayde ki pakki nikli aur jab mera man ho mujhse chudwane aa jati hai. __________________ "fake desi boy... stop trying to be brown you poor excuse for dark chocolate. the fuck do you want from us? stop taking our bitches... we're having hard enough time as is trying to convince them that we're not as retarded, hairy, smelly, uncultured, low-classed, and short as they think we are." -Versatil

January 3rd, 2007, 03:54 PM	#4
bingley13 VIP Member Tournaments Won: 33 Join Date: Oct 9 2006 Location: secret hideout because i'm scared of The Alliance. Posts: 17,110 Reputation: 2079894875 --> Rep Power: 207989568 Casino cash: $289599	i don't have the attention span for that. __________________

January 3rd, 2007, 04:01 PM	#10
nychump Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Aug 3 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 10,219 Reputation: 12035 --> Rep Power: 1256 Casino cash: $1381	i would read it... but i'm hindi illiterate.... __________________

January 3rd, 2007, 04:02 PM	#12
_A-s-H-i_ Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 1 2005 Location: Leedsish Posts: 27,998 Reputation: 723015723 --> Rep Power: 72301701 Casino cash: $26049	bho fine che __________________

January 3rd, 2007, 04:08 PM	#17
desi_playa VIP Member QB Challenge Champion! Tournaments Won: 29 Join Date: Dec 13 2004 Location: NEPAL Posts: 33,865 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748518 Casino cash: $179124	lol nice u do talk more like a hyderabadi indian. __________________

January 3rd, 2007, 03:45 PM	#2
BENGALI4EVA1 Banned Join Date: Oct 26 2006 Posts: 4,876 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	i just read the 1st few lines in english, but what is considered "young" for u

January 3rd, 2007, 04:03 PM	#13
Shh! Dont tell Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jan 2 2006 Location: Not where my <3 is. Posts: 12,614 Reputation: 572852695 --> Rep Power: 57285334 Casino cash: $14842	Omg... next time just call me. I hate having to read hindi/punjabi/urdu.

January 3rd, 2007, 04:32 PM	#24
ssjasper2003 Should I Consider Retiring??? Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Aug 12 2004 Location: NY Posts: 8,568 Reputation: 29823 --> Rep Power: 3037 Casino cash: $22877	Too much to read but the way you type it in english is hard to pronounce the words in hindi for me.

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