What's up baby, what's up sluts?

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:48 PM

I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts?

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:49 PM

My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

Squishdwg · November 17th, 2006, 08:49 PM

Good to know!!

You_Are_A_Fob · November 17th, 2006, 08:51 PM

Runnin her hands thru my SHah Rukh Khan haircut
bouncin on 24's

It's the remix to ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen
mamma rollin that body
got every man in here wishin
sippin on coke and rum
im like so what im drunk
its the freakin weekend
baby im about to have me some lun

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:51 PM

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

**BinDaaS_BaBe** · November 17th, 2006, 08:52 PM

shadyzgal08 · November 17th, 2006, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madam_jade

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:53 PM

It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination.

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:54 PM

What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:54 PM

I don't care if she's my cousin or not, I'm gonna knock those boots again tonight.

**NinjaPanther** · November 17th, 2006, 08:54 PM

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 08:56 PM

Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers...

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 09:02 PM

My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 09:03 PM

The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks.

frakk · November 17th, 2006, 09:05 PM

This girl shat on my penis when I stuck it up her buttcrack.

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frakk

This girl shat on my penis when I stuck it up her buttcrack.

I know a true story pertaining to that.

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 09:10 PM

Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.

Foxy_Lay_D · November 17th, 2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madam_jade

People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."

R u okay girl?

dr0pitlikeitzh0t · November 17th, 2006, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madam_jade

I know a true story pertaining to that.

Is it from that book you bought? The one where you posted a couple of stories on here? The one where nobody thought the story was funny? That one?

freshmanik_13 · November 17th, 2006, 09:11 PM

just shutup now, we get the message ur trying to be original

**dr_sinister1001** · November 17th, 2006, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr0pitlikeitzh0t

Is it from that book you bought? The one where you posted a couple of stories on here? The one where nobody thought the story was funny? That one?

Ur sig is kind of awesome.

SpicyBrownRapper · November 17th, 2006, 09:13 PM

15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, and if you don't then you owe me owe me owe

OWWWWWWWWWW!

JUNGLE LOVE!

dr0pitlikeitzh0t · November 17th, 2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr_sinister1001

Ur sig is kind of awesome.

Yeah, pretty much.

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dr0pitlikeitzh0t

Is it from that book you bought? The one where you posted a couple of stories on here? The one where nobody thought the story was funny? That one?

No no. That wouldn't be a true story I know as those things didn't happen to me. That book was called "I Hope they Serve Beer in Hell" by Tucker Max.

This true story happened to this girl in my highschool. Story is as follows: [Bulleted for easy comprehension]

1. My best friend* wants to see her boyfriend.
2. The only way her boyfriend can come see her is if HIS best friend drives him.
3. HIS best friend says he won't drive him unless MY best friend provides a girl for him.
4. MY best friend provides this:

5. HIS best friend figures a lay is a lay and they all get a hotel room. 2 beds. 1 room.
6. My friend and her man get it on on one bed. The other two take the other bed.
7. His best friend puts his penis in her ass.
8. She shits on it.
9. The end.

*Former best friend, mind you. This all happened well over 3 years ago.

**madam_jade** · November 17th, 2006, 09:22 PM

Heather Chandler: You stupid fuck.
Veronica Sawyer: You goddamn bitch.
Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke.
Veronica Sawyer: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.

November 17th, 2006, 08:48 PM	#1
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	What's up baby, what's up sluts? I feel good today, Silent Bob, we're gonna make some money, then you know what we're going to do? We're gonna go to that party, and we're gonna get some pussy, and I'm gonna fuck this bitch, and fuck this bitch, I'll fuck ANYTHING THAT MOVES! What the fuck you lookin at, I'll kick yo fuckin ass! Shit yeah. Doesn't that fucker owe me 10 bucks? You know, fuckin tonight, we're gonna rip off that fucker's head, and take out his fuckin' SOUL. Hey, what's up baby, what's up, sluts? __________________

November 17th, 2006, 08:49 PM	#2
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad. __________________

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Squishdwg Veteran Join Date: Jun 1 2006 Posts: 5,037 Reputation: 242352487 --> Rep Power: 24235282 Casino cash: $29894	Good to know!! __________________

November 17th, 2006, 08:51 PM	#5
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom." __________________

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You_Are_A_Fob Can't Stay Away Join Date: Feb 10 2006 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 1,974 Reputation: -130874811 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $11980	Runnin her hands thru my SHah Rukh Khan haircut bouncin on 24's It's the remix to ignition hot and fresh out the kitchen mamma rollin that body got every man in here wishin sippin on coke and rum im like so what im drunk its the freakin weekend baby im about to have me some lun

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madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. __________________

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madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank? __________________

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madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin' Weed, Doin' Coke, Drinkin' Beers... __________________

November 17th, 2006, 09:02 PM	#13
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	My parents wanted to move me into high school out of the sixth grade, but we decided to chuck the idea because I'd have trouble making friends, blah, blah, blah. Now blah, blah, blah is all I ever do. I use my grand IQ to decide what color lip gloss to wear in the morning and how to hit three keggers before curfew __________________

November 17th, 2006, 09:03 PM	#14
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	The note will give her shower-nozzle masturbation material for weeks. __________________

November 17th, 2006, 09:05 PM	#15
frakk Banned Join Date: Oct 30 2006 Posts: 9 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	This girl shat on my penis when I stuck it up her buttcrack.

November 17th, 2006, 09:10 PM	#17
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful. __________________

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freshmanik_13 Banned Join Date: Jun 24 2006 Location: cumin in a mouth close to you Posts: 21,493 Reputation: 20 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	just shutup now, we get the message ur trying to be original

November 17th, 2006, 09:13 PM	#22
SpicyBrownRapper Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Apr 12 2005 Posts: 28,891 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748497 Casino cash: $67117	15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, and if you don't then you owe me owe me owe OWWWWWWWWWW! JUNGLE LOVE! __________________ MAH MAN

November 17th, 2006, 09:22 PM	#25
madam_jade VIP Member Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Location: Moose Farm Posts: 37,484 Reputation: 1199484241 --> Rep Power: 119948592 Casino cash: $43482	Heather Chandler: You stupid fuck. Veronica Sawyer: You goddamn bitch. Heather Chandler: I brought you to a Remington party and what's my thanks? It's on a hallway carpet. I got paid in puke. Veronica Sawyer: Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up. __________________

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