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Ahhhhhhhhhh
Man every girl I date has something wrong with her, pulled this really cute chick with a really cute face and nice body. And her feet are just ugly her toes are just ugly. Its a turn'off and am not even a picky guy.... Before this is was a Desi chick with really sexy toes and feet omg do sexy but her face was ugly. Damn man. Its always like this, I've even observed this. I'm never found a chick who has cute face and sexy feet or vice versa. Am really annoyed with this honestly. One my friend talks about alien abductions, and there is a high chance he has bowl cancer. And I can't find the damn right girl. I wanna get married yaar and I just can't find the chick. I just need a Punjban girl (preferably Muslims although am cool if she ain't and am not going to ask her to convert or anything) or a Bengali chick! I'd settle for even an average chick with sexy feet. Its not like I am looking for aisuriya rai or something. I feel like banging my head on my keybored... etghsdfhkhfsbf lsdjasjlfnl Na that doesn't seem to make me feel any better! Last edited by Killa7 : October 16th, 2006 at 02:54 PM. |
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and i suppose ur perfect?
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you never really mentioned personality once in that whole rant
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I ain't reading all that shit...Mean while I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when my dad approached me. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first--" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer hog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with the drugs, I like to tell them this story.
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Clearly the problem is with you. Bang your head on the keybored.
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If you've got a foot fetish, this is not really the best place to recruit...
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Who care about feet
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jacked up feet = jacksonitus
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shut the hell up already
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Why feet?
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i think someone has a foot fetish lol
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I DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS YET YOU RETARDS.
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Vietnamese bitches can work magic on sum nasty toes. -drea
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am i the only one who noticed this non-sequitor? What the hell is BOWL CANCER?
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Have you considered dating one of those foot manequins?
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maybe its you not them........ever think of that one buddy? maybe your feet standards are too high lol
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