Something funny i found out..

[fragiledoll]

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS ARE PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE.
TAKE A LOOK:

1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
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2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"
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3).Customer:: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer:: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."
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4).Customer:: "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support:: ?!%#$
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5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
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6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer:: "A white one."
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7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer:: "How do you spell that?"
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8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."

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9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer: "Pentium."
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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder."
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12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"
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13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print
document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support: "What does it say?"
Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
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14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24
hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"
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15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?"
Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support:: "Well?"
Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?"
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16). A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his
Computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is
frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is
an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech: Just add the line Load NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User: MS-DOS 6.22.
Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the
file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User: I need a new power supply.
Tech: How did you come to that conclusion?
User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.
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17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and
may I help u in finding it out?
Cust: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer?
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I remember my old days when i was working in this Telecommunication company as a front desk operator... i used to face similar customers because then was the time when we had Good Mobile phones otherwise we had Analog Mobiles and the telephones

[ilikecheese]

[mamamia!]

omg did someone just document my phone calls with customer services?

[.AK.]

[zuiwaziri]

When working at British gas, u didnt get the customer name until they answer the fone.

Imagine having to say....

"Good Evening Mr. Lund......" *true story*

[WildWolfdog]

loooool

[sachin_patel]

btw u are pretty good looking..

[punjabi_gurl_17]

[Riddemz]

i work with a computer guy at an office once in a while, fixing computers, installing things etc.

and while we were working he told me a few stories
funniest is as following


a person called him saying that something wasnt working on their computer
he told the person " re-boot it............(after a while) ... does it work now?
the person says " i reboosted it, but its still not working"

so he goes over to the persons house and tells the person to reboot
the person says ok and presses the screen button off and then on and says "you see, its not working"

[fragiledoll]

Lol... Once a customer came to me and faced 2 mobile phones towards each other ( the antenna's facing each other) and he wa slike " llook, im trying to make a call and it is taking more than a minute to connect"

[pachaas Paisa]

wrong..

*me having trouble with my compaq computer, so I look for the restore CD but I find out later that the package never had one included so I get pissed and call up the call center in India for compaq"

"hello my name ees david and thank you for calling compaq, would you like to charge your credit card or bank account for thees customer call service?"

"Uh i dont wanna charge anything, first i need help"

"O.K sir but our paulicy is that we charge our customers for customer service"

"okay fine, heres my cc number blah blah"

"O.k sir, now how may I help you?"

"Look man, i am having trouble here, my computer got messed up and I need a restore disk for it."

"I will help you with that but lets first see if vee can try to fix this prablem over the phone, hold on for a moment"

*shitty music*

"Thank you for being verry patient, now can you unplug your computer and plug it back in?"

"I already did that sir, whats next?"

"No, do it again"

*me pulling my hair out because I am getting aggravated*

*doing evertyhing he says but still a blank start up screen*

"O.K sir we seem to have a big problem let me transfer you our expert his name is Bryan"

*really hsi name is bryan or Vishnu?*

Same repeated problem..

"Sir can I order my goddamn restore disk?"

"Sure sir.. *searches for it* I am sorry to let you know that we dont have restore disk for your specific pc model"

"No you're wrong man, restore disks are made for particular series my computer is a compaq deskpro 7500 series"

"no sir, we caant find it, is there anything else we can assist you with today?, I have charged an amount of 34.95 on your credit card"



Fuckin assholes I swear.

[fragiledoll]

Originally Posted by sachin_patel

btw u are pretty good looking..

thanks....

Originally Posted by Riddemz

i work with a computer guy at an office once in a while, fixing computers, installing things etc.

and while we were working he told me a few stories
funniest is as following


a person called him saying that something wasnt working on their computer
he told the person " re-boot it............(after a while) ... does it work now?
the person says " i reboosted it, but its still not working"

so he goes over to the persons house and tells the person to reboot
the person says ok and presses the screen button off and then on and says "you see, its not working"

lmao my brother in law is an IT and he tells us the similar stories... he gets so annoyed

[Seeeeeeema]

hahahha hilarious

hey what eye shadow tip? i forget.. sorry

remind me!

[The Anti Desi]

Any key??? Where's the "any" key???

[P4ki4Lyf]

thats so funny

1 time a few years ago i called up this computer place coz my comp wasnt workin properly and the guy was asking me questions about it then he asked "ok so whats infront of u now?" i said " a computer"

[spice_of_life]

it wud be amazing if they start printing out voice mails! lol

[fragiledoll]

Originally Posted by Seeeeeeema

hahahha hilarious

hey what eye shadow tip? i forget.. sorry

remind me!

llol i think this one

http://forums.ratedesi.com/showthread.php?t=182052

leme kno if the link isnt working..

[funky monkey]

Originally Posted by fragiledoll

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10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion."
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[tamilchiq]

that's hilarious

[fragiledoll]

omg.. someone sent me this in my mail its funny

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too.Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course
it is.Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

[WildWolfdog]

Originally Posted by fragiledoll

omg.. someone sent me this in my mail its funny

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too.Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look." Of course
it is.Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give
me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new,
then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's
longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumb ass?

lolll those are actually pretty funny as well.