my encounter with Jazzy B (100% true story)

**Lord_Dirty** · August 18th, 2006, 03:05 AM

so when my Mom first started singing she was on Supertone Melodies and her label mates were Jazzy B, Sukhshinder Shinda, Bhinda Jatt and others...and they would regularly stay at our house..this one time Jazzy was over and we were serving cha(tea) and muthai(sweets)..Jazzy kept picking his nose and then taking a piece of barfi..and he kept staring at everyone..especially my Beji..my Beji yelled at him and he finally looked away..then the motherfucker stayed in my room and i had to sleep in the basement..when i woke up he had already left and when i went to my bed there was fucking thail(oil) all over the bed sheets and pillows from his stupid fucking hair..you coulda buttered a loaf of toast on that shit..and my room smelled like his B.O...the motherfucker coulda drenched himself with Drakkar in my room instead of turning the washroom into a fucking boutique.

no wonder the phudu always gets beat up

**Sikh4Lyfe** · August 18th, 2006, 03:08 AM

lol good ole Jazzy B. Still keeps to his roots

**FlyDesiGrl** · August 18th, 2006, 03:08 AM

hahahaha, i heard hes such a twat, and he gets his ass beat all the time by people!

i heard he got mega shithers in B.C or some shit lol. he got beats in England too! he cant go anywhere without getting shithers!

but i do love his music, hes an amazing singer.

krazy_desi187 · August 18th, 2006, 03:09 AM

yea jazzy b's a bhondu .. but his musics no bad .

bootyliciousbaby · August 18th, 2006, 03:13 AM

haha i herd he got beat up in front of my friends store in surrey a long time ago, he thinks hes so hardcore itshilarious
i love his music thooo

nikkie · August 18th, 2006, 03:23 AM

he needs to cut that nest on top of his head. nuff said im going to sleep its lik 12:23 over good night folks im out.

freshmanik_13 · August 18th, 2006, 03:33 AM

lol sell the oil on ebay make a fortune off some fob out there

lmao wait wait .. i bet that oil wasnt oil... hehe he skeeted all over ur sheets and pillows lol

**Cunard** · August 18th, 2006, 03:35 AM

can anyone verify he actually gets knocked around all the time.....cause desis are notorious in putting down succesfull desis with there gossip

**EverBlazinGyal** · April 10th, 2007, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

so when my Mom first started singing she was on Supertone Melodies and her label mates were Jazzy B, Sukhshinder Shinda, Bhinda Jatt and others...and they would regularly stay at our house..this one time Jazzy was over and we were serving cha(tea) and muthai(sweets)..Jazzy kept picking his nose and then taking a piece of barfi..and he kept staring at everyone..especially my Beji..my Beji yelled at him and he finally looked away..then the motherfucker stayed in my room and i had to sleep in the basement..when i woke up he had already left and when i went to my bed there was fucking thail(oil) all over the bed sheets and pillows from his stupid fucking hair..you coulda buttered a loaf of toast on that shit..and my room smelled like his B.O...the motherfucker coulda drenched himself with Drakkar in my room instead of turning the washroom into a fucking boutique.

no wonder the phudu always gets beat up

loooooooooool <3 to badass bejis

ssjasper2003 · April 10th, 2007, 05:17 AM

You let him take your bed?

No extra rooms?

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunard

can anyone verify he actually gets knocked around all the time.....cause desis are notorious in putting down succesfull desis with there gossip

yaar
i KNOW this man

he got beat up in india twice.

htownzdevil · April 10th, 2007, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlyDesiGrl

hahahaha, i heard hes such a twat, and he gets his ass beat all the time by people!

i heard he got mega shithers in B.C or some shit lol. he got beats in England too! he cant go anywhere without getting shithers!

but i do love his music, hes an amazing singer.

hahaha... did u go to his concert when he came to UH? i saw him up close and i was like wh0 is this douche bag lol he lo0ks ehh.. tryna act co0l with his white jeans and white jean jacket lol with bling bling

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssjasper2003

You let him take your bed?

No extra rooms?

there was like 10 people staying at our house

jazzy and his entourage (2-3 more guys)

shinda and his boys (2 more guys)

bhinda jatt

inderdeep bains (the manager and owner of supertone melodies)

and i was like 11 years old..they sent my ass to the basement quicktimes

htownzdevil · April 10th, 2007, 05:19 AM

hey aMU!! i figured out where i kn0w u from...

i remember..h0t punjabii guy in canada!! and ur msn thing used to be like sticky icky icky--from that ludacris song lol

ssjasper2003 · April 10th, 2007, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

there was like 10 people staying at our house

jazzy and his entourage (2-3 more guys)

shinda and his boys (2 more guys)

bhinda jatt

inderdeep bains (the manager and owner of supertone melodies)

and i was like 11 years old..they sent my ass to the basement quicktimes

That explains things. I only gave up my bed 2 times, both times I got some from the girl

.

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by htownzdevil

hey aMU!! i figured out where i kn0w u from...

i remember..h0t punjabii guy in canada!! and ur msn thing used to be like sticky icky icky--from that ludacris song lol

lol oooooooooooo

now we know!

htownzdevil · April 10th, 2007, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

lol oooooooooooo

now we know!

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss lol my mind is at ease now!! lol

jumpn jza · April 10th, 2007, 05:25 AM

Apparently when he came to Australia he kept saying stupid shit like "respect mon" and "eastside" and "rudebwoy"...dunno...people made fun of heaps though when he came here

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverBlazinGyal

loooooooooool <3 to badass bejis

lol
i dont blame her tho

he would dig for green gold, then touch a barfi piece..and then pick up ANOTHER one

when my beji snapped at him, everyone got quiet, and even shinda was snickering after

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal_Messiah

Your mom must be one famous singer then. Any hints?

Raj Ghuman

she sings like ghazals and punjabi folk songs, not bhangra

so i doubt anybody would know her..unless they are like 23 years old+ and from either UK, B.C, or Toronto.

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jumpn jza

Apparently when he came to Australia he kept saying stupid shit like "respect mon" and "eastside" and "rudebwoy"...dunno...people made fun of heaps though when he came here

thats something he would do

when he stayed at our house, he'd wear ahuge ass american flag bandana, and have those jamaican beads in his airs, and wear like 7 gold rings

.....

htownzdevil · April 10th, 2007, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

thats something he would do

when he stayed at our house, he'd wear ahuge ass american flag bandana, and have those jamaican beads in his airs, and wear like 7 gold rings

.....

his jewelry is absolutely tackY.. he has a one ring on each finger!! lol

jumpn jza · April 10th, 2007, 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

thats something he would do

when he stayed at our house, he'd wear ahuge ass american flag bandana, and have those jamaican beads in his airs, and wear like 7 gold rings

.....

wtf?? ...what a retard...ive heard heaps of stories about him...apparently he got his chain snatched ...thats a rumour..

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jumpn jza

wtf?? ...what a retard...ive heard heaps of stories about him...apparently he got his chain snatched ...thats a rumour..

i duno about that

but i remember when they all went to london for a show in `96, my mom told me he put his hand into the audience where all these girls were and they took off all his rings!! lololol

**Lord_Dirty** · April 10th, 2007, 05:33 AM

http://music.pz10.com/album/2112/Vela-Raj%20Ghuman.html

found one of my mom's albums

thanks EverBlazinGyal!

August 18th, 2006, 03:05 AM	#1
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	my encounter with Jazzy B (100% true story) so when my Mom first started singing she was on Supertone Melodies and her label mates were Jazzy B, Sukhshinder Shinda, Bhinda Jatt and others...and they would regularly stay at our house..this one time Jazzy was over and we were serving cha(tea) and muthai(sweets)..Jazzy kept picking his nose and then taking a piece of barfi..and he kept staring at everyone..especially my Beji..my Beji yelled at him and he finally looked away..then the motherfucker stayed in my room and i had to sleep in the basement..when i woke up he had already left and when i went to my bed there was fucking thail(oil) all over the bed sheets and pillows from his stupid fucking hair..you coulda buttered a loaf of toast on that shit..and my room smelled like his B.O...the motherfucker coulda drenched himself with Drakkar in my room instead of turning the washroom into a fucking boutique. no wonder the phudu always gets beat up __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front

August 18th, 2006, 03:08 AM	#2
Sikh4Lyfe ignore this guy. hes a troll Join Date: Dec 8 2004 Location: Im Going To Rape You Posts: 15,541 Reputation: -30685250 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $38212	lol good ole Jazzy B. Still keeps to his roots __________________

August 18th, 2006, 03:08 AM	#3
FlyDesiGrl Like A Stone... Join Date: Aug 3 2004 Posts: 28,700 Reputation: 31297775 --> Rep Power: 3129912 Casino cash: $21809	hahahaha, i heard hes such a twat, and he gets his ass beat all the time by people! i heard he got mega shithers in B.C or some shit lol. he got beats in England too! he cant go anywhere without getting shithers! but i do love his music, hes an amazing singer. __________________

August 18th, 2006, 03:09 AM	#4
krazy_desi187 Should I Consider Retiring??? Tournaments Won: 7 Join Date: Sep 8 2004 Location: VanCity Posts: 7,628 Reputation: 335658360 --> Rep Power: 33565886 Casino cash: $47807	yea jazzy b's a bhondu .. but his musics no bad . __________________ RD'S ALKIHOLIC!

August 18th, 2006, 03:13 AM	#5
bootyliciousbaby Addicted Join Date: May 29 2004 Location: calgary/surrey Posts: 3,831 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 36 Casino cash: $3553	haha i herd he got beat up in front of my friends store in surrey a long time ago, he thinks hes so hardcore itshilarious i love his music thooo __________________

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nikkie Newbie Join Date: Jul 11 2005 Location: CALI. Posts: 56 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 18 Casino cash: $1000	he needs to cut that nest on top of his head. nuff said im going to sleep its lik 12:23 over good night folks im out.

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freshmanik_13 Banned Join Date: Jun 24 2006 Location: cumin in a mouth close to you Posts: 21,493 Reputation: 20 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	lol sell the oil on ebay make a fortune off some fob out there lmao wait wait .. i bet that oil wasnt oil... hehe he skeeted all over ur sheets and pillows lol

August 18th, 2006, 03:35 AM	#8
Cunard Junior Moderator Join Date: Aug 24 2004 Location: Fort McMurray/Edmonton/Vancouver Posts: 18,633 Reputation: 29733791 --> Rep Power: 2973473 Casino cash: $13843	can anyone verify he actually gets knocked around all the time.....cause desis are notorious in putting down succesfull desis with there gossip

April 10th, 2007, 05:17 AM	#10
ssjasper2003 Should I Consider Retiring??? Tournaments Won: 2 Join Date: Aug 12 2004 Location: NY Posts: 8,568 Reputation: 29823 --> Rep Power: 3037 Casino cash: $22877	You let him take your bed? No extra rooms?

April 10th, 2007, 05:19 AM	#14
htownzdevil Flat like a pancake Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Posts: 2,774 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 30 Casino cash: $11	hey aMU!! i figured out where i kn0w u from... i remember..h0t punjabii guy in canada!! and ur msn thing used to be like sticky icky icky--from that ludacris song lol __________________

April 10th, 2007, 05:25 AM	#18
jumpn jza Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Apr 29 2006 Location: Ленингра́д Posts: 18,150 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748450 Casino cash: $99223	Apparently when he came to Australia he kept saying stupid shit like "respect mon" and "eastside" and "rudebwoy"...dunno...people made fun of heaps though when he came here

April 10th, 2007, 05:33 AM	#25
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	http://music.pz10.com/album/2112/Vela-Raj%20Ghuman.html found one of my mom's albums thanks EverBlazinGyal! __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front

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