dating all types of women..here's what to expect

T.Dimera · June 22nd, 2006, 12:27 AM

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th
Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get

terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN
WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the

back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

jibran251 · June 22nd, 2006, 12:32 AM

dr0pitlikeitzh0t · June 22nd, 2006, 12:32 AM

crazy_immy · June 22nd, 2006, 12:33 AM

brown biotch · June 22nd, 2006, 12:36 AM

tht shits funny

OYE_PAGAL · June 22nd, 2006, 12:52 AM

thats a good one!

KhanNoonienSingh · June 22nd, 2006, 01:07 AM

lol, damn @ arabs

**ezbreezyfresh** · June 22nd, 2006, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.Dimera

Got this as a forward, found it funny...enjoy

WHITE WOMEN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit.

Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th
Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress.

JEWISH WOMEN:

First Date: You get

terrific head.

Second Date: You get even more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

MEXICAN
WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the

back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

Y a N k E e · June 22nd, 2006, 01:39 AM

what about puerto ricans lol

BoO bOo · June 22nd, 2006, 01:41 AM

haha that was funny

Southside chick · June 22nd, 2006, 02:14 AM

thats funny

T.Dimera · June 22nd, 2006, 01:21 PM

funny..yet so true its scary

**kaseem** · June 22nd, 2006, 01:24 PM

**MissAdore** · June 22nd, 2006, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.Dimera

INDIAN WOMEN:
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN:
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.

ARAB WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.
Second Date: You are shot dead.
No third date.

T.Dimera · June 25th, 2006, 11:44 PM

bump!

QqQueen BbBee · June 25th, 2006, 11:56 PM

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

so true.

sheerin · June 26th, 2006, 12:07 AM

wow......lmfao......hehe

T.Dimera · June 26th, 2006, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QqQueen BbBee

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

so true.

i've been to persian/arab parties before..i see teenage persian girls making out with their horny b/f's off in the corner dancing to the music with the night capped off with the typical brawl between a group of pimple faced boys who want to impress their girl....but i digress

**dopekhor** · June 26th, 2006, 01:14 AM

lol, shot dead by arabs!!

**dopekhor** · June 26th, 2006, 01:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QqQueen BbBee

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

so true.

do u get date offers?

shamel_ki_jaan · June 26th, 2006, 01:21 AM

good one...but u forgot 2 mention Pakiz

**dopekhor** · June 26th, 2006, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shamel_ki_jaan

good one...but u forgot 2 mention Pakiz

they fall under indian

shamel_ki_jaan · June 26th, 2006, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dopekhor

they fall under indian

ItsAllFobLuv · June 26th, 2006, 02:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.Dimera

MEXICAN
WOMEN:

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the

back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.

ARAB WOMEN:

First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out.

Second Date: You are shot dead.

No third date.

Tears are flowing.

ItsAllFobLuv · June 26th, 2006, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by T.Dimera

i've been to persian/arab parties before..i see teenage persian girls making out with their horny b/f's off in the corner dancing to the music with the night capped off with the typical brawl between a group of pimple faced boys who want to impress their girl....but i digress

so have I.

June 22nd, 2006, 12:27 AM	#1
T.Dimera Veteran Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Posts: 5,831 Reputation: 311917054 --> Rep Power: 31191749 Casino cash: $48262	dating all types of women..here's what to expect WHITE WOMEN: First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. Second date: You get to grope all over and make out a bit. Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. IRISH WOMEN: First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex. 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a Mistress. JEWISH WOMEN: First Date: You get terrific head. Second Date: You get even more great head. Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. CHINESE WOMEN: First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen. INDIAN WOMEN: First date: Meet her parents. Second date: Set the date of the wedding. Third date: Wedding night. BLACK WOMEN: First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. Third Date: You get to pay her rent. Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. MEXICAN WOMEN: First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car. Second Date: She's pregnant. Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's Boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip. ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead. No third date. __________________ RateDesi's full of sissys, tell'em all to miss me, a bunch of hypocrites whistlin' dixie Last edited by T.Dimera : June 22nd, 2006 at 09:14 AM.

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brown biotch Newbie Join Date: May 23 2006 Posts: 99 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 15 Casino cash: $1000	tht shits funny Last edited by brown biotch : June 22nd, 2006 at 12:40 AM.

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T.Dimera Veteran Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Posts: 5,831 Reputation: 311917054 --> Rep Power: 31191749 Casino cash: $48262	funny..yet so true its scary __________________ RateDesi's full of sissys, tell'em all to miss me, a bunch of hypocrites whistlin' dixie

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T.Dimera Veteran Join Date: Aug 10 2004 Posts: 5,831 Reputation: 311917054 --> Rep Power: 31191749 Casino cash: $48262	bump! __________________ RateDesi's full of sissys, tell'em all to miss me, a bunch of hypocrites whistlin' dixie

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QqQueen BbBee Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Oct 21 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Posts: 6,904 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 44 Casino cash: $1105	ARAB WOMEN: First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and entire arab community finds out. Second Date: You are shot dead. No third date. so true. __________________

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shamel_ki_jaan Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Feb 25 2006 Location: Jaani ke dil mein! ;-) Posts: 10,541 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 58 Casino cash: $1715	good one...but u forgot 2 mention Pakiz __________________ *AnD LiFe GoEs OnNnNnNnNn......*

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