If you had a pet parrot...

SUPER_BOY · June 9th, 2006, 10:53 AM

...what phrase would you teach it?

punjabipride04 · June 9th, 2006, 10:59 AM

Whooopah

King Ghidra · June 9th, 2006, 11:03 AM

This thread is a dreadful repost...

I wouldn't make my parrort say that.

Arshy · June 9th, 2006, 11:04 AM

I used to have one...

He wud wake me up in the morning by making water running noises....
I'd have to run to the bathroom thinking i left the tap running overnight...

He bit my mum 3 times before i decided to sell him!

He was learning to talk....he would also wolf whistle alot...!

timeless_urge · June 9th, 2006, 11:10 AM

ullu da patha.

yuong buoy · June 9th, 2006, 11:42 AM

old sig: OI MISHTER CHAPTE! mujse pangaa maat leo pyaaz katke, or else mein tumhare uphaar poongie marunga chaadie padke!

and maybe insults in urdu: ullu kaa paata, chaapte, saale, kutti, kameeni, haaram khor, etc etc...

and: yoooo maatha soooo fat, thaaaaat when she jump fo jooooyyy.... SHE GOT STUCK!

Foxy_Lay_D · June 9th, 2006, 11:45 AM

I would teach him to talk and swearin hahahaha no just kiddin.
But these birdys are very expensive.

**_A-s-H-i_** · June 9th, 2006, 11:47 AM

Mini05 · June 9th, 2006, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SUPER_BOY

...what phrase would you teach it?

i used to have one and i teached how to say shut the fuk up everyone someone said something
!! but barely did!
stupid parrot!

P4ki4Lyf · June 9th, 2006, 12:34 PM

'fuck you ugly'

Hevan · June 9th, 2006, 12:38 PM

"oh snap" or "oh no you didn't" just to make the parrot sound gay. I mean what would be funnier then a gay parrot.

vgirl · June 9th, 2006, 01:02 PM

'wat youuuuu lookin at fooL'

**reaz** · June 9th, 2006, 01:03 PM

So my parrot currently says "Step up" and "Peek a boo".

**shadab** · June 9th, 2006, 01:10 PM

what an awesome thread.

**shadab** · June 9th, 2006, 01:11 PM

A man inherited a parrot. At first he thought this was a good thing. But the parrot would do nothing but swear. It's language offended hardened sailors.

On the first day the man played the parrot soothing music and put its condition down to the stress of moving. On the second day he tried witty put downs. On the third day he ignored it. Nothing worked, the parrot still let forth a torrent of blue words.

On the fourth day he snapped and after a particularly creative insult involving his mother, a goat and the local vicar the man grabbed the parrot and thrust him into the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot continued unabated. Then everything went quiet. The man, worried that he had killed the parrot, took a peek into the freezer. The parrot hopped out and was strangely silent and then said:

"I am most terribly sorry, old chap, if I in any way offended you earlier with my choice language....could I just ask......what did the chicken do?"

June 9th, 2006, 10:53 AM	#1
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June 9th, 2006, 11:42 AM	#6
yuong buoy Regular Poster Join Date: May 8 2006 Posts: 1,085 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 19 Casino cash: $1000	old sig: OI MISHTER CHAPTE! mujse pangaa maat leo pyaaz katke, or else mein tumhare uphaar poongie marunga chaadie padke! and maybe insults in urdu: ullu kaa paata, chaapte, saale, kutti, kameeni, haaram khor, etc etc... and: yoooo maatha soooo fat, thaaaaat when she jump fo jooooyyy.... SHE GOT STUCK! __________________ Last edited by yuong buoy : June 9th, 2006 at 01:15 PM.

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King Ghidra Banned Join Date: Feb 10 2006 Location: Soon to be New York, New York Posts: 36,440 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	This thread is a dreadful repost... I wouldn't make my parrort say that.

June 9th, 2006, 11:04 AM	#4
Arshy Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Mar 27 2005 Location: Sin City Posts: 25,027 Reputation: 181268014 --> Rep Power: 18126919 Casino cash: $16414	I used to have one... He wud wake me up in the morning by making water running noises.... I'd have to run to the bathroom thinking i left the tap running overnight... He bit my mum 3 times before i decided to sell him! He was learning to talk....he would also wolf whistle alot...!

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Foxy_Lay_D Addicted Join Date: Jun 8 2006 Posts: 3,333 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 28 Casino cash: $1475	I would teach him to talk and swearin hahahaha no just kiddin. But these birdys are very expensive.

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P4ki4Lyf Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Oct 1 2005 Location: Glasgow (scotland) Posts: 11,935 Reputation: 884329 --> Rep Power: 88495 Casino cash: $1301	'fuck you ugly' __________________ Puck Yew, I'm fee-mail.

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Hevan Regular Poster Join Date: Apr 4 2006 Posts: 769 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 19 Casino cash: $4111	"oh snap" or "oh no you didn't" just to make the parrot sound gay. I mean what would be funnier then a gay parrot. __________________ Aude sapere

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reaz VIP Member Join Date: May 9 2004 Posts: 42,449 Reputation: 139388884 --> Rep Power: 13939079 Casino cash: $12769	So my parrot currently says "Step up" and "Peek a boo".

June 9th, 2006, 01:10 PM	#14
shadab VIP Member Join Date: Mar 21 2004 Location: nyc ginda man Posts: 9,208 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 58 Casino cash: $1735	what an awesome thread.

June 9th, 2006, 01:11 PM	#15
shadab VIP Member Join Date: Mar 21 2004 Location: nyc ginda man Posts: 9,208 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 58 Casino cash: $1735	A man inherited a parrot. At first he thought this was a good thing. But the parrot would do nothing but swear. It's language offended hardened sailors. On the first day the man played the parrot soothing music and put its condition down to the stress of moving. On the second day he tried witty put downs. On the third day he ignored it. Nothing worked, the parrot still let forth a torrent of blue words. On the fourth day he snapped and after a particularly creative insult involving his mother, a goat and the local vicar the man grabbed the parrot and thrust him into the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot continued unabated. Then everything went quiet. The man, worried that he had killed the parrot, took a peek into the freezer. The parrot hopped out and was strangely silent and then said: "I am most terribly sorry, old chap, if I in any way offended you earlier with my choice language....could I just ask......what did the chicken do?"

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