BBC Sports Commentator fined for ‘overdoing sexual innuendo.’

[ElDiablo]

BBC sports commentator Mick McCracknot was fined over five thousand pounds for overdoing sexual innuendo during football reports.

Commentating on an Aston Villa vs. Man United Match, he shocked thousands by making such comments as: “And Dublin’s coming up the the left side of Man U, leaving a nasty stain, he’s shoots, oooh, straight in to the goalkeepers mouth – And he won’t like the taste of Dublin’s shot at all,” and “he’s entered the backpassage, it’s down right dirty play, oooh, he’s coming, right now, right over United’s defence! And he’s scored! He’s fucked the goalkeeper right up the fucking arse! Magnificent Play from the anally able midfielder!”

McCracknot himself was not happy about the fines. “I was just trying to describe what was going on to blind or stupid viewers, and any innuendo was completely accidental. Oh, apart from the comments I made about Paul Scholes. Cause, like, everyone knows he’s a monkey wanker.”

[lovestick]

That is awesome.

[impactcrew]

Who the fuck prosecuted him?

[suhailio]

All hail Mick.

[Sumz.]

did he really say that on broadcast? f*cking and anal?

[Areez_UK_HUSTLER]

[ElDiablo]

Originally Posted by Sumz.

did he really say that on broadcast? f*cking and anal?

f'real

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Ron Atkinson, the ITV football pundit, yesterday resigned after racist comments about the Chelsea player Marcel Desailly were broadcast around the world.

The remarks, made when viewers in Britain were watching post-match analysis of the Monaco v Chelsea Champions League semi-final first leg match, were broadcast in several places in the Middle East, including Dubai and Egypt.

Referring to the underwhelming performance of the French defender, Atkinson said: "He's what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy thick ******." Atkinson's conversation was picked up by microphones that should have been switched off once the broadcast from the stadium had concluded.

[Sumz.]

haha yeah i remember that one :P

[london_guy]

Originally Posted by impactcrew

Who the fuck prosecuted him?

They should give him a knighthood

[cunninglinguist]

Originally Posted by ElDiablo

f'real

read this one

Ron Atkinson, the ITV football pundit, yesterday resigned after racist comments about the Chelsea player Marcel Desailly were broadcast around the world.

The remarks, made when viewers in Britain were watching post-match analysis of the Monaco v Chelsea Champions League semi-final first leg match, were broadcast in several places in the Middle East, including Dubai and Egypt.

Referring to the underwhelming performance of the French defender, Atkinson said: "He's what is known in some schools as a fucking lazy thick ******." Atkinson's conversation was picked up by microphones that should have been switched off once the broadcast from the stadium had concluded.

yeh i remember that, caused quite a fiasco. never knew about this guy though, who could justify saying anal during a football match though really?

[kashif1986]

Originally Posted by ElDiablo

BBC sports commentator Mick McCracknot was fined over five thousand pounds for overdoing sexual innuendo during football reports.

Commentating on an Aston Villa vs. Man United Match, he shocked thousands by making such comments as: “And Dublin’s coming up the the left side of Man U, leaving a nasty stain, he’s shoots, oooh, straight in to the goalkeepers mouth – And he won’t like the taste of Dublin’s shot at all,” and “he’s entered the backpassage, it’s down right dirty play, oooh, he’s coming, right now, right over United’s defence! And he’s scored! He’s fucked the goalkeeper right up the fucking arse! Magnificent Play from the anally able midfielder!”

McCracknot himself was not happy about the fines. “I was just trying to describe what was going on to blind or stupid viewers, and any innuendo was completely accidental. Oh, apart from the comments I made about Paul Scholes. Cause, like, everyone knows he’s a monkey wanker.”