What she says,what she means..

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 06:18 AM

You know we guys say things straighforward, directly without hesitating and sometimes it costs us our relationship.

but girls.. girls speak two languages. The real language and the contrary "interpret" language.

here we go: the top ten translations from the girlie language to the standard one. What she says and what she means.

1: Im not angry
she means: im the hell angry and u should know the reason. If u dont know it then this will piss me off even more. u moron.

2: I think of u as a brother
what she means: im not attracted to u (anymore), so get the hell outta my way u loser.

3: I like ur friends, but...
what she means: i dont like them at all. I mean, just look at them how a bunch of losers. If u continue to hang out with them.. sorry but bye bye time... so u decide bitch!

4: You dont communicate enough
she means: how do u feel about me and our relationship?
if u dont do anything u might lose me, and u dont wanna that to happen, do u? OPEN UR FUCKING EYES!

5: Why dont u try to kiss me like this?
she means: listen carefully coz i wont repeat it: u suck giving kisses. and no, love does not replace ur lack of kissing abilities. Either u work on those mouth/tongue skills, or i get someone who turns me on the way it should.

6: I really like that guy's hair.
she means: DAMN! here u come with ur 70's old crappy boring hairstyle again. how exciting *bored face* Have u noticed it's 2006 already? have u heard of a hairstylist? Get a fucking sense of time and fashion loser!!!

7: Your love handles are so cute
she means: indeed, they are so cute that u look like a FATASS TEDDY BEAR! should i repeat? FATASS! oh, but u wanna b cute right? ok be so but forget about fucking me.

8: How do i look in this (insert clothing item)?
she means: i need more reassurance from u. Give me attention or ill look for somebody whos at my feet and whos my toyboy and i can do with him whatever i want.

9: Why do u wash the dishes like that?
she means: u are doing it wrong... as always. and yes, last time u did it wrong too.

10: I want to do something together.
she means: we need more one on one time. oh wait a second, we already spend a lot of time together.. which leads to our conclusion: YOU ARE FUCKING BORING!! Get a life and amuse me!

*sighs* mmm girls are mean!

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 06:19 AM

You can add ur own to these. There are many more.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 06:29 AM

"a man ws flirting with me all night"
she means: does it make u jealous? i want u to appreciate what u have and show me that u care about me and u better give me more attention and treat me like a queen and start going to the gym coz im a HOTTIE and many guys are in the waiting list.

Fire-n-Ice · May 30th, 2006, 07:05 AM

see... i'm cool like that, i dont put my man thru any of that.

i just tell him to fcuk off.

Fire-n-Ice · May 30th, 2006, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAttitude

"a man ws flirting with me all night"
she means: does it make u jealous? i want u to appreciate what u have and show me that u care about me and u better give me more attention and treat me like a queen and start going to the gym coz im a HOTTIE and many guys are in the waiting list.

lol... if i ever told him that.... he'll be like, bitch move aside.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire-n-Ice

see... i'm cool like that, i dont put my man thru any of that.

i just tell him to fcuk off.

Dont be sooo easy cheesy.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fire-n-Ice

lol... if i ever told him that.... he'll be like, bitch move aside.

No worries, you can always get a new one.

random_buoy · May 30th, 2006, 07:19 AM

I love you
Translation: I want your money/Pnus

Shh! Dont tell · May 30th, 2006, 07:21 AM

the only one i might've used.. is im not angry.. but its usually cuz either im pissed off at something small... or i dont know how to explain why im pissed.

but i dont take it out on him...

E.I.Walrus · May 30th, 2006, 07:22 AM

Eh, stop with the generalisations please.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.I.Walrus

Eh, stop with the generalisations please.

Funny thing is those are like all true.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:28 AM

Black is black i want the monkey back.

E.I.Walrus · May 30th, 2006, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAttitude

Funny thing is those are like all true.

How many girls have you been with?

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.I.Walrus

How many girls have you been with?

As much you've hair on ur head.

E.I.Walrus · May 30th, 2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAttitude

As much you've hairs on ur head.

Walrus' don't have hair, so none?

desi_chickan · May 30th, 2006, 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAttitude

You know we guys say things straighforward, directly without hesitating and sometimes it costs us our relationship.

but girls.. girls speak two languages. The real language and the contrary "interpret" language.

here we go: the top ten translations from the girlie language to the standard one. What she says and what she means.

1: Im not angry
she means: im the hell angry and u should know the reason. If u dont know it then this will piss me off even more. u moron.

2: I think of u as a brother
what she means: im not attracted to u (anymore), so get the hell outta my way u loser.

3: I like ur friends, but...
what she means: i dont like them at all. I mean, just look at them how a bunch of losers. If u continue to hang out with them.. sorry but bye bye time... so u decide bitch!

4: You dont communicate enough
she means: how do u feel about me and our relationship?
if u dont do anything u might lose me, and u dont wanna that to happen, do u? OPEN UR FUCKING EYES!

5: Why dont u try to kiss me like this?
she means: listen carefully coz i wont repeat it: u suck giving kisses. and no, love does not replace ur lack of kissing abilities. Either u work on those mouth/tongue skills, or i get someone who turns me on the way it should.

6: I really like that guy's hair.
she means: DAMN! here u come with ur 70's old crappy boring hairstyle again. how exciting *bored face* Have u noticed it's 2006 already? have u heard of a hairstylist? Get a fucking sense of time and fashion loser!!!

7: Your love handles are so cute
she means: indeed, they are so cute that u look like a FATASS TEDDY BEAR! should i repeat? FATASS! oh, but u wanna b cute right? ok be so but forget about fucking me.

8: How do i look in this (insert clothing item)?
she means: i need more reassurance from u. Give me attention or ill look for somebody whos at my feet and whos my toyboy and i can do with him whatever i want.

9: Why do u wash the dishes like that?
she means: u are doing it wrong... as always. and yes, last time u did it wrong too.

10: I want to do something together.
she means: we need more one on one time. oh wait a second, we already spend a lot of time together.. which leads to our conclusion: YOU ARE FUCKING BORING!! Get a life and amuse me!

*sighs* mmm girls are mean!

omg I was ganna say I loike your new ave pic especially your hair...

..but i shall stop right there now ...!

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.I.Walrus

Walrus' don't have hair, so none?

you mean to say you really dont have hair on ur head? Fo real?

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_chickan

omg I was ganna say I loike your new ave pic especially your hair...

..but i shall stop right there now ...!

Thank you vewy much.

E.I.Walrus · May 30th, 2006, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAttitude

you mean to say you really dont have hair on ur head? Fo real?

Don't discriminate.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.I.Walrus

Don't discriminate.

Grow some hair you bald heade chicken.

desi_chickan · May 30th, 2006, 07:45 AM

Another point to add to this thread...

...........usually strong women that are confident dont play games and I know that men are so frightened of this prospect cos then they too have to be stright up... this they find very threatening and usually RUN AWAY

I think in all honesty guys prefer gurls that play games.. its easy to be an idiot with em and use em ... (thats their natural disposition unles its what they call 'Real Love')

E.I.Walrus · May 30th, 2006, 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAttitude

Grow some hair you bald heade chicken.

Will you donate some for a hair transplant? pretty please?

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_chickan

Another point to add to this thread...

...........usually strong women that are confident dont play games and I know that men are so frightened of this prospect cos then they too have to be stright up... this they find very threatening and usually RUN AWAY

I think in all honesty guys prefer gurls that play games.. its easy to be an idiot with em and use em ... (thats their natural disposition unles its what they call 'Real Love')

I think when it comes to the relation "LOVE" everyguy should be serious since everyone is not blessed to feel the real love so one must not play with anothers feeeling and if you're into fun then lets dont make it sooo seriously serious.

**MrAttitude** · May 30th, 2006, 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by E.I.Walrus

Will you donate some for a hair transplant? pretty please?

I would have donated you my hairs but then again i would be needing them for my old days. I dont wanna be an bald grandfather but then again you can ask somene whose got better hair then meh.

Clueless_uk · May 30th, 2006, 07:51 AM

when she says no....she means YES

May 30th, 2006, 06:18 AM	#1
MrAttitude Im da bomb like tick tick Join Date: Sep 10 2005 Location: Houstatlantavegas Posts: 19,285 Reputation: 356657118 --> Rep Power: 35665805 Casino cash: $6625	What she says,what she means.. You know we guys say things straighforward, directly without hesitating and sometimes it costs us our relationship. but girls.. girls speak two languages. The real language and the contrary "interpret" language. here we go: the top ten translations from the girlie language to the standard one. What she says and what she means. 1: Im not angry she means: im the hell angry and u should know the reason. If u dont know it then this will piss me off even more. u moron. 2: I think of u as a brother what she means: im not attracted to u (anymore), so get the hell outta my way u loser. 3: I like ur friends, but... what she means: i dont like them at all. I mean, just look at them how a bunch of losers. If u continue to hang out with them.. sorry but bye bye time... so u decide bitch! 4: You dont communicate enough she means: how do u feel about me and our relationship? if u dont do anything u might lose me, and u dont wanna that to happen, do u? OPEN UR FUCKING EYES! 5: Why dont u try to kiss me like this? she means: listen carefully coz i wont repeat it: u suck giving kisses. and no, love does not replace ur lack of kissing abilities. Either u work on those mouth/tongue skills, or i get someone who turns me on the way it should. 6: I really like that guy's hair. she means: DAMN! here u come with ur 70's old crappy boring hairstyle again. how exciting bored face Have u noticed it's 2006 already? have u heard of a hairstylist? Get a fucking sense of time and fashion loser!!! 7: Your love handles are so cute she means: indeed, they are so cute that u look like a FATASS TEDDY BEAR! should i repeat? FATASS! oh, but u wanna b cute right? ok be so but forget about fucking me. 8: How do i look in this (insert clothing item)? she means: i need more reassurance from u. Give me attention or ill look for somebody whos at my feet and whos my toyboy and i can do with him whatever i want. 9: Why do u wash the dishes like that? she means: u are doing it wrong... as always. and yes, last time u did it wrong too. 10: I want to do something together. she means: we need more one on one time. oh wait a second, we already spend a lot of time together.. which leads to our conclusion: YOU ARE FUCKING BORING!! Get a life and amuse me! sighs mmm girls are mean! __________________

May 30th, 2006, 06:19 AM	#2
MrAttitude Im da bomb like tick tick Join Date: Sep 10 2005 Location: Houstatlantavegas Posts: 19,285 Reputation: 356657118 --> Rep Power: 35665805 Casino cash: $6625	You can add ur own to these. There are many more. __________________

May 30th, 2006, 06:29 AM	#3
MrAttitude Im da bomb like tick tick Join Date: Sep 10 2005 Location: Houstatlantavegas Posts: 19,285 Reputation: 356657118 --> Rep Power: 35665805 Casino cash: $6625	"a man ws flirting with me all night" she means: does it make u jealous? i want u to appreciate what u have and show me that u care about me and u better give me more attention and treat me like a queen and start going to the gym coz im a HOTTIE and many guys are in the waiting list. __________________

May 30th, 2006, 07:05 AM	#4
Fire-n-Ice Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Dec 2 2004 Location: Freak-mont, Kaliforniya Posts: 9,828 Reputation: 497046059 --> Rep Power: 49704663 Casino cash: $3225	see... i'm cool like that, i dont put my man thru any of that. i just tell him to fcuk off. __________________

May 30th, 2006, 07:28 AM	#12
MrAttitude Im da bomb like tick tick Join Date: Sep 10 2005 Location: Houstatlantavegas Posts: 19,285 Reputation: 356657118 --> Rep Power: 35665805 Casino cash: $6625	Black is black i want the monkey back. __________________

May 30th, 2006, 07:19 AM	#8
random_buoy Banned Join Date: May 26 2006 Posts: 491 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	I love you Translation: I want your money/Pnus

May 30th, 2006, 07:21 AM	#9
Shh! Dont tell Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jan 2 2006 Location: Not where my <3 is. Posts: 12,614 Reputation: 572852695 --> Rep Power: 57285334 Casino cash: $14842	the only one i might've used.. is im not angry.. but its usually cuz either im pissed off at something small... or i dont know how to explain why im pissed. but i dont take it out on him...

May 30th, 2006, 07:22 AM	#10
E.I.Walrus Banned Join Date: Feb 25 2006 Posts: 1,419 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	Eh, stop with the generalisations please.

May 30th, 2006, 07:45 AM	#21
desi_chickan Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jan 14 2006 Posts: 8,652 Reputation: 221390067 --> Rep Power: 22139055 Casino cash: $6785	Another point to add to this thread... ...........usually strong women that are confident dont play games and I know that men are so frightened of this prospect cos then they too have to be stright up... this they find very threatening and usually RUN AWAY I think in all honesty guys prefer gurls that play games.. its easy to be an idiot with em and use em ... (thats their natural disposition unles its what they call 'Real Love') __________________

May 30th, 2006, 07:51 AM	#25
Clueless_uk Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Feb 8 2006 Location: Out of this world Posts: 14,006 Reputation: 808037906 --> Rep Power: 80803861 Casino cash: $43435	when she says no....she means YES

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