I found this amusing cause it's true. Why sikhs can't be terrorists

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:35 PM

Hopefully this isn't a repost, but i think it may be. Anyways, I found this amusing since in the post 9/11 world, there have been a lot of false judgements that us Sikhs are terrorists, cause in their eyes we look like muslims?

edit: I'm not hating on muslims. Not at all, I just found this amusing. And i'm not making the assumption that all muslims are terrorists. So i dont want any bashing.

Why sikhs can't be terrorists:
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
11. We would most likely have a couple of relatives on the plane.

twisted_heat · May 18th, 2006, 07:39 PM

Isn't it funny that the exact same post on RateHispanic (changing Sikh to Hispanic) was taken in with that same amusement. "Its funny because its true".

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted_heat

Isn't it funny that the exact same post on RateHispanic (changing Sikh to Hispanic) was taken in with that same amusement. "Its funny because its true".

*sigh*

Why must you ruin this for me?

twisted_heat · May 18th, 2006, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

*sigh*

Why must you ruin this for me?

Because I am an ugly bastard.

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted_heat

Because I am an ugly bastard.

At heart and looks wise.

twisted_heat · May 18th, 2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

At heart and looks wise.

WhatDidYouSay!? · May 18th, 2006, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by twisted_heat

Because I am an ugly bastard.

dandiwal_jatt · May 18th, 2006, 07:45 PM

and everyone will be attracted to us due to our looks, so secretive missions aren't easy for us

**Cunard** · May 18th, 2006, 07:47 PM

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

i plead guilty

bhangraman · May 18th, 2006, 07:47 PM

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

Ahahahaha so true if not a flag atleast a khanda

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhangraman

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

Ahahahaha so true if not a flag atleast a khanda

Very True.

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunard

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

i plead guilty

Hey.

Vi are indian and vi are proud.

**Cunard** · May 18th, 2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bhangraman

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

Ahahahaha so true if not a flag atleast a khanda

haha yep

**jassika** · May 18th, 2006, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

Hopefully this isn't a repost, but i think it may be. Anyways, I found this amusing since in the post 9/11 world, there have been a lot of false judgements that us Sikhs are terrorists, cause in their eyes we look like muslims?

edit: I'm not hating on muslims. Not at all, I just found this amusing. And i'm not making the assumption that all muslims are terrorists. So i dont want any bashing.

Why sikhs can't be terrorists:
1. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
5. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.
11. We would most likely have a couple of relatives on the plane.

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jassika

Hey you know it's true

The only thing I'm missing is the khanda or flag on my car lol.

**IPunjabi.Blood** · May 18th, 2006, 07:51 PM

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

LOL! Guilty.

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

LMAO! I once asked the pilot to let me fly the plane. I'm pretty sure I was drunk just a little. But this was long ago.

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

LOL! Guilty.

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

LOL! Guilty.

6. We would ALL want to fly the plane.

LMAO! I once asked the pilot to let me fly the plane. I'm pretty sure I was drunk just a little. But this was long ago.

9. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

LOL! Guilty.

Thank god he didn't. I wouldn't want my life in your hands

.

**IPunjabi.Blood** · May 18th, 2006, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

Thank god he didn't. I wouldn't want my life in your hands

.

Psssssh. You would've been upside down, but not dead.

**Cunard** · May 18th, 2006, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

Hey you know it's true

The only thing I'm missing is the khanda or flag on my car lol.

im disappointed

u should have both

***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IPunjabi.Blood

Psssssh. You would've been upside down, but not dead.

I'd rather stay right side up, thank you very much.

**IPunjabi.Blood** · May 18th, 2006, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

Hey you know it's true

The only thing I'm missing is the khanda or flag on my car lol.

My car has a doll of Elvis hanging but my dad's...

He even started keeping the dunali in the trunk.

I miss the old fool. <3

**sarkar_jot** · May 18th, 2006, 07:57 PM

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***ApNi_KuRi*** · May 18th, 2006, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunard

im disappointed

u should have both

I know eh.

Especially where I live, I should have both. I bet half the people who see me driving in my car think i'm whitewashed cause I have neither

.

pacora · May 18th, 2006, 08:00 PM

igot this in a why indians cant be terrorists email. i think that is what it originaaly was because the flag part makes sense more that way. somone copied it and made it into why sikhs cant be terrorist.

**Cunard** · May 18th, 2006, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *ApNi_KuRi*

I know eh.

Especially where I live, I should have both. I bet half the people who see me driving in my car think i'm whitewashed cause I have neither

.

i was called a fob when i put two khanda decals on my truck

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pacora Regular Poster Join Date: Feb 18 2006 Posts: 1,489 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 21 Casino cash: $1700	igot this in a why indians cant be terrorists email. i think that is what it originaaly was because the flag part makes sense more that way. somone copied it and made it into why sikhs cant be terrorist.

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