if u wanta be a lawyer.... then u need to know the law.

harvey_mayway · May 8th, 2006, 10:22 AM

Candian Laws......

It is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlor in (Alberta.)

It is unlawful to throw snowballs or set off firecrackers within the city, without the authorization of the mayor or City Council. (Calgary)

All bicycle riders must signal with the arm before making a turn BUT a bicycle rider MUST keep both hands on the handlebars at ALL TIMES" ( Edmonton. )

In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle)

It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon)

You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.)

Theater owners are forbidden to start a movie that will end after 2 am. (Toronto.)

You are not allowed to play a musical instrument in a park in (Windsor, Ontario)

A by-law forbids anyone from striking the sidewalk with a metal object (Winnipeg)

It is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up. (Winnipeg)

**hellayah** · May 8th, 2006, 12:41 PM

i am from calgary so i have to call the mayor if i want a snowball fight. i should do that next winter

Flow_Motion · May 8th, 2006, 10:23 PM

Messed up laws... Not nearly as bad as some of the laws they have in the States...

hey_jay37 · May 9th, 2006, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flow_Motion

Messed up laws... Not nearly as bad as some of the laws they have in the States...

haha, yea, i heard some pretty fucked up laws in Texas. If someone sets foot on your property there, it is within your right to use any force necessary against them up to and equalling the power of a rocket-launcher.

EyeAllure604 · May 11th, 2006, 06:54 PM

I see.. nothing is mentioned about Vancouver.

Vancouver > all other provinces

Canadian_jatti · May 11th, 2006, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hellayah

i am from calgary so i have to call the mayor if i want a snowball fight. i should do that next winter

really? lol

**Cunard** · May 12th, 2006, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyeAllure604

I see.. nothing is mentioned about Vancouver.

Vancouver > all other provinces

vancouver is a city........so....British Columbia > all other provinces

and Alberta sucks

EyeAllure604 · May 15th, 2006, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cunard

vancouver is a city........so....British Columbia > all other provinces

and Alberta sucks

oops, blonde moment :giggle:

I've actually never been to Alberta.. but I heard it's boring

suga suga · May 15th, 2006, 08:19 PM

you think that's whack?
check out american laws

May 8th, 2006, 10:22 AM	#1
harvey_mayway Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jul 22 2005 Location: London -STFU :wave: Posts: 11,432 Reputation: 721412734 --> Rep Power: 72141335 Casino cash: $33761	if u wanta be a lawyer.... then u need to know the law. Candian Laws...... It is illegal for a man to drink with a woman in an Edmonton beer parlor in (Alberta.) It is unlawful to throw snowballs or set off firecrackers within the city, without the authorization of the mayor or City Council. (Calgary) All bicycle riders must signal with the arm before making a turn BUT a bicycle rider MUST keep both hands on the handlebars at ALL TIMES" ( Edmonton. ) In Canada, It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street with their shoes untied. (Fort Qu'Appelle) It is illegal to try and catch fish with your hands (Saskatoon) You are not allowed to saw wood on the streets, or wash your automobile in (Toronto.) Theater owners are forbidden to start a movie that will end after 2 am. (Toronto.) You are not allowed to play a musical instrument in a park in (Windsor, Ontario) A by-law forbids anyone from striking the sidewalk with a metal object (Winnipeg) It is against the law to go naked in your own home if you leave the blinds up. (Winnipeg) __________________

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