dis is fucked up, how can girls do this?

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:05 AM

Guy: "hey priya listen, I have to tell you something"
Girl: "what is it raj?"
Guy: "You know, I like you a lot, I was wondering if we could be more than just friends"
Girl: "Um.....no, ew you‘re too much of a friend raj, I can‘t do that."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, I don‘t wanna ruin our friendship by going out with you”
Guy: "So, don‘t you think a friend understands you better than just any random guy?."
Girl: "No, I don’t see you like that, it‘d be so weird."
Guy: "what, so just because I am your friend does that mean I am obligated to not have feelings for you?”
Girl: "listen you wouldn’t understand”
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass.......

Guy starts to play a romantic hindi song in the car.
Girl: hey wow this song is kinda nice."
Guy smiles.
Guy: “This song always reminds me of you, priya”
Girl: "Would you stop?."
Guy pauses
Girl turns away from him and minds her own business

Guy starts tearing up, regrets the fact that he liked her, after all he had been waiting for this special moment.
Girl: saw him tearing and goes, "Please, don't do this to me Raj."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you knew it all along, couldn‘t you tell? Remember the time I did xxxx, remember when I stood up for you, remember when I left everything aside just to be by your side, You know I am not lying, I can see it in your eyes." .
Girl: Yeah but I only confided in you Raj.
Guy: getting aggravated, "confided? You ungrateful beast, for 2 years you only confided in me, and I never asked for anything in return, yet I was willing to do anything and everything for you.
Girl: looks at him in disgust
Girl: Oh ..mr. personality, you thought you could have me this easy, you were doing all this just to get in my pants weren‘t you? Well guess what asshole, not that easy..”
Guy feels stupid and stays quiet
Girl: “I didn’t expect this from you Raj, you’re pathetic, what made you even think you can have me huh?
*Raj felt something slippin, he pulls over the car and..
Guy: Get out of my car right now
Girl: wtf? You can’t just leave me out here in the middle of no where”
Guy: I said get out, I don’t ever wanna see your face again. You can take the bus and go back home.

*priya and Raj kept arguing and all of a sudden a bunch of bad boys approach the car and knock on the window*

Bad guy 1: Hey boy, is that your piece? Mmm she kinda fine!
Guy: Listen dipshit, don’t say that about her, and what do you want anyways?”
Bad guy 2: Nah nothing, just that fine piece of meat sitting on the passenger side.
Guy: “Well guess what buddy, she’s mine and to have her, you have to go through me.”
*priya just looks at him with a stunned face but out of fright, she doesn’t say a word*

Girl: Raj let’s get out of here.
Guy: “No, this time you stay shut and I will deal with everything, after all, for the past 2 years I have only been listening to you, how about a change?”
*he stares at her with a straight face and anger in his eyes*

Bad boy 3: aww, love birds, *takes out a gun and points at Raj*

*fighting background music*

Raj gets out of the car while the gun is being pointed at him but within a sudden glance he kicks the 3rd bad guy and the gun gets thrown and he beats the living hell out of the bad guy.

Bad guy 2nd and 1st, grab priya and try to take her away, then Raj suddenly does a flying kick on them both and saves her.

Girl: Raj, are you okay? Listen you have a bad wound on your forehead
*she takes out a piece of tissue from her bag and tries to touch up the wound, and Raj looks at her deeply gazing into her eyes, while she does the same with a pause*

Raj and Priya kiss each other and it was a happy moment for both of them

2 months later.........

Guy: "Doctor, what does my blood test report say?."
Doctor: looks at him, "Raj......You have AIDS son”
Guy: looks at him and says, “WHAT??!?, THAT BITCH!”

The story gets out that he has AIDS due to having sexual intercourse with Priya, and people start looking to the Girl. She claims that it isn't her fault and also claims that it could have been some other girl.

The Guy gets depressed and commits suicide.

**deathorders** · March 25th, 2006, 03:07 AM

......

u too man...

y u gotta copy that thread? lol

u 4got to include that its TOUCHING!

Enammmmm · March 25th, 2006, 03:07 AM

**GT_Starrr** · March 25th, 2006, 03:08 AM

that story was very touching to me...

Enammmmm · March 25th, 2006, 03:08 AM

Guy: "Doctor, what does my blood test report say?."
Doctor: looks at him, "Raj......You have AIDS son”
Guy: looks at him and says, “WHAT??!?, THAT BITCH!”

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enammmmm

Guy: "Doctor, what does my blood test report say?."
Doctor: looks at him, "Raj......You have AIDS son”
Guy: looks at him and says, “WHAT??!?, THAT BITCH!”

sorry I had to ruin the ending, I should be a twisted movie writer

**kwitcherbitchin** · March 25th, 2006, 03:09 AM

you should be an indian tv serial producer

Enammmmm · March 25th, 2006, 03:11 AM

hands down, you should.

let me be the camera man who doesnt get cumshotted at.

LaBelleSeynorita · March 25th, 2006, 03:12 AM

hindu_heat · March 25th, 2006, 03:12 AM

that story took an unexpected turn.

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwitcherbitchin

you should be an indian tv serial producer

chalo lets make a serial

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enammmmm

hands down, you should.

let me be the camera man who doesnt get cumshotted at.

hahahah u been watching some weird porn

**GeminiPinay** · March 25th, 2006, 03:13 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Only prat, ONLY prat with the parodies!

**xsilent_watersx** · March 25th, 2006, 03:13 AM

haha...u live up to your name man lol...

**pakilicious911** · March 25th, 2006, 03:14 AM

ok fine i wont do that to u ...

prat i dil u

there i said it

**sarb** · March 25th, 2006, 03:14 AM

you musta been bored to go thru all that for a parody :P

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeminiPinay

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Only prat, ONLY prat with the parodies!

well hello there

Enammmmm · March 25th, 2006, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pachaas Paisa

hahahah u been watching some weird porn

i gave up watching porn.....just on hbo when its free

u dont remember the thread with the lil clip where the camera man got cum shotted at?

how can u forget!

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xsilent_watersx

haha...u live up to your name man lol...

shukriya shukriya, I hope to work with zee tv someday

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pakilicious911

ok fine i wont do that to u ...

prat i dil u

there i said it

knowing you.. Hmm i find tat hard to believe

**kwitcherbitchin** · March 25th, 2006, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pachaas Paisa

chalo lets make a serial

haila

let's

but not this one, kay?

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarb

you musta been bored to go thru all that for a parody :P

oh fuck yea dude, i hope everyone who posted in that shitty thread posts here for a better response

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kwitcherbitchin

haila

let's

but not this one, kay?

well we can make an X rated version of this

alphaPAKI · March 25th, 2006, 03:22 AM

if a girl gave one of my ni99as the hiv i'd beat her ass

pachaas Paisa · March 25th, 2006, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alphaPAKI

if a girl gave one of my ni99as the hiv i'd beat her ass

no point, they're both dead beats anyways

March 25th, 2006, 03:05 AM	#1
pachaas Paisa RD's Messiah Join Date: Sep 7 2004 Posts: 60,386 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	dis is fucked up, how can girls do this? Guy: "hey priya listen, I have to tell you something" Girl: "what is it raj?" Guy: "You know, I like you a lot, I was wondering if we could be more than just friends" Girl: "Um.....no, ew you‘re too much of a friend raj, I can‘t do that." Guy: "Why?" Girl: "Because, I don‘t wanna ruin our friendship by going out with you” Guy: "So, don‘t you think a friend understands you better than just any random guy?." Girl: "No, I don’t see you like that, it‘d be so weird." Guy: "what, so just because I am your friend does that mean I am obligated to not have feelings for you?” Girl: "listen you wouldn’t understand” Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 5 minutes pass....... Guy starts to play a romantic hindi song in the car. Girl: hey wow this song is kinda nice." Guy smiles. Guy: “This song always reminds me of you, priya” Girl: "Would you stop?." Guy pauses Girl turns away from him and minds her own business Guy starts tearing up, regrets the fact that he liked her, after all he had been waiting for this special moment. Girl: saw him tearing and goes, "Please, don't do this to me Raj." Guy: "Don't do what, I know you knew it all along, couldn‘t you tell? Remember the time I did xxxx, remember when I stood up for you, remember when I left everything aside just to be by your side, You know I am not lying, I can see it in your eyes." . Girl: Yeah but I only confided in you Raj. Guy: getting aggravated, "confided? You ungrateful beast, for 2 years you only confided in me, and I never asked for anything in return, yet I was willing to do anything and everything for you. Girl: looks at him in disgust Girl: Oh ..mr. personality, you thought you could have me this easy, you were doing all this just to get in my pants weren‘t you? Well guess what asshole, not that easy..” Guy feels stupid and stays quiet Girl: “I didn’t expect this from you Raj, you’re pathetic, what made you even think you can have me huh? Raj felt something slippin, he pulls over the car and.. Guy: Get out of my car right now Girl: wtf? You can’t just leave me out here in the middle of no where” Guy: I said get out, I don’t ever wanna see your face again. You can take the bus and go back home. priya and Raj kept arguing and all of a sudden a bunch of bad boys approach the car and knock on the window* Bad guy 1: Hey boy, is that your piece? Mmm she kinda fine! Guy: Listen dipshit, don’t say that about her, and what do you want anyways?” Bad guy 2: Nah nothing, just that fine piece of meat sitting on the passenger side. Guy: “Well guess what buddy, she’s mine and to have her, you have to go through me.” priya just looks at him with a stunned face but out of fright, she doesn’t say a word Girl: Raj let’s get out of here. Guy: “No, this time you stay shut and I will deal with everything, after all, for the past 2 years I have only been listening to you, how about a change?” he stares at her with a straight face and anger in his eyes Bad boy 3: aww, love birds, takes out a gun and points at Raj fighting background music Raj gets out of the car while the gun is being pointed at him but within a sudden glance he kicks the 3rd bad guy and the gun gets thrown and he beats the living hell out of the bad guy. Bad guy 2nd and 1st, grab priya and try to take her away, then Raj suddenly does a flying kick on them both and saves her. Girl: Raj, are you okay? Listen you have a bad wound on your forehead she takes out a piece of tissue from her bag and tries to touch up the wound, and Raj looks at her deeply gazing into her eyes, while she does the same with a pause Raj and Priya kiss each other and it was a happy moment for both of them 2 months later......... Guy: "Doctor, what does my blood test report say?." Doctor: looks at him, "Raj......You have AIDS son” Guy: looks at him and says, “WHAT??!?, THAT BITCH!” The story gets out that he has AIDS due to having sexual intercourse with Priya, and people start looking to the Girl. She claims that it isn't her fault and also claims that it could have been some other girl. The Guy gets depressed and commits suicide.

March 25th, 2006, 03:07 AM	#2
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Enammmmm Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Apr 8 2005 Posts: 13,599 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 73 Casino cash: $4701	Guy: "Doctor, what does my blood test report say?." Doctor: looks at him, "Raj......You have AIDS son” Guy: looks at him and says, “WHAT??!?, THAT BITCH!” __________________ Talk Is Cheap______Performance Is Priceless

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