bund paatgi

**Lord_Dirty** · March 21st, 2006, 01:04 PM

so picture this, on the 2nd part of my trip back to canada..i get a severe case of diahrrea..i mean severe i had to go every fucking 15 minutes..everybody on the plane thought i was weird for getting up so many times..there was a hot stewardess on board so they prolly thought i was mutt marring(masturbating) thinking about her...motherfuckers..that was only half the time..

anyways it got so bad where i decided to just stay on the toilet seat in between "sessions"...and in between one..the captain comes on the air(?...or P.A system)..and says "folks we are going to be experiencing a bit of turbulence please return to your seats and buckle up"..now im like oh shit..as im taking a big O shit...the "return to your seatbelt and buckle up" sign lights up in the bathroom..i grabbed my balls for goodluck and braced myself...FUCK TURBULENCE THE PILOT WAS FLYING LIKE HE WAS IN IRAQI AIRSPACE..he was zigzagging and flying sideways n shit..everytime the plane would go up my tutti in my stomach i could feel it IN MY CHEST(nasty)..and then when it would go down it would come SCREAMING out of my gand..meri bund paatgi..literally...after 35 minutes(while turbulence was still happening) i get out of the washroom and the hot stewardess is strapped inside her seat and she gives me a half smile..i look down and return to my seat

after the turbulence my Chacha(Grandfather's brother) comes over and whispers to me "kee hoya"(what's happening)..to which i WHISPER back "minu tuttiyan lugigyan"(igot diahhrea)...and then he yells in the loudest fucking voice ever "TINU TUTTIYAN LUGIGYAN!?!" and is all smirking..fucking i look around and half the plane is giggling..most of them laughing into their lap..thanks Gramps!

*may 28th 2007*

not again

suhailio · March 21st, 2006, 01:07 PM

And the moral of the story is that you know how to have a good shit.

Im Impressed.

**EverBlazinGyal** · March 21st, 2006, 01:07 PM

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

owneddd

miss_khan · March 21st, 2006, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverBlazinGyal

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

owneddd

ur sig is frm jal jal ke dhuaan hai na?

im in love with the song. but the video hai hai so naughty!

oh and btw. funny story

**EverBlazinGyal** · March 21st, 2006, 01:17 PM

yeah it is
i haven't seen the video though :/

**Lord_Dirty** · March 21st, 2006, 01:25 PM

fucking air india food

**Walktheline** · March 21st, 2006, 06:02 PM

I hope your butt is feeling better.
awesome story!

plummet · March 21st, 2006, 06:04 PM

ahahahha oh man best story ever

KhanNoonienSingh · March 21st, 2006, 06:05 PM

Quote:

FUCK TURBULENCE THE PILOT WAS FLYING LIKE HE WAS IN IRAQI AIRSPACE

Riddemz · March 21st, 2006, 06:08 PM

hahahahahahaha

**desi_uk_jatt** · March 21st, 2006, 06:47 PM

That is one tatti funny story

**Walktheline** · March 21st, 2006, 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by desi_uk_jatt

That is one tatti funny story

you got rid of your moving sig.
I liked it a lot!

Advocate · March 21st, 2006, 07:41 PM

haaaaaaahahah

**Lord_Dirty** · March 21st, 2006, 07:42 PM

they put me up in the (empty) first class section for a lil while
and they had NOTIHNG to give me for my tuttiyan
no immodium or anything

JUST "ORAL REHYDRATION SALTS"

**Lord_Dirty** · March 21st, 2006, 07:44 PM

and each time the pilot landed on a runway he'd land halfway on the grass and then he'd be swervin back and forth on the runway trying to get the plane straight, fucking felt like i was in a lil flip video

magneto · March 21st, 2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

after the turbulence my Chacha(Grandfather's brother) comes over and whispers to me "kee hoya"(what's happening)..to which i WHISPER back "minu tuttiyan lugigyan"(igot diahhrea)...and then he yells in the loudest fucking voice ever "TINU TUTTIYAN LUGIGYAN!?!"

**Walktheline** · March 21st, 2006, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord_Dirty

they put me up in the (empty) first class section for a lil while
and they had NOTIHNG to give me for my tuttiyan
no immodium or anything

JUST "ORAL REHYDRATION SALTS"

Air India? I'm suprised they didn't have some funky ass home remedy that tastes like shieet.
like haldi mixed with honey and red pepper in a ghee suspension.

**Lord_Dirty** · March 21st, 2006, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walktheline

Air India? I'm suprised they didn't have some funky ass home remedy that tastes like shieet.

they did
those salts
tasted like BUND

Be||a · March 21st, 2006, 07:47 PM

ROFL! You poor poor thing.

I hate flying.

Did you stink up the whole toilet? That's probably why she gave you an awkward smile cause you opend the door to the lavatory and they place stunk up.

goofy_phoofy · March 21st, 2006, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Be||a

ROFL! You poor poor thing.

I hate flying.

Did you stink up the whole toilet? That's probably why she gave you an awkward smile cause you opend the door to the lavatory and they place stunk up.

beeerbellyyyyyyyyyyy ur back

when did u go from vip to lameeeeeeeeee

**fr00ti** · March 21st, 2006, 07:48 PM

rofl food reaction at its worst during the wrong time wrong place..awesome story

Be||a · March 21st, 2006, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofy_phoofy

beeerbellyyyyyyyyyyy ur back

when did u go from vip to lameeeeeeeeee

I hurt Samqueer's feelings. Really, I advertised that site about samsam so I got lamed.

**AnGel_PyAr** · March 21st, 2006, 07:52 PM

at ur title lol
sharam kar lol

**Lord_Dirty** · March 21st, 2006, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Be||a

ROFL! You poor poor thing.

I hate flying.

Did you stink up the whole toilet? That's probably why she gave you an awkward smile cause you opend the door to the lavatory and they place stunk up.

nah
i washed my hands 3 times each time to have the lavatory smell like cheap air india hand soap

**desi_uk_jatt** · March 21st, 2006, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Walktheline

you got rid of your moving sig.
I liked it a lot!

imageshack said that the sig has used lot of bandwidth so cant host it anymore
anyways try to put a funny one soon

March 21st, 2006, 01:04 PM	#1
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	bund paatgi (now with a video!) so picture this, on the 2nd part of my trip back to canada..i get a severe case of diahrrea..i mean severe i had to go every fucking 15 minutes..everybody on the plane thought i was weird for getting up so many times..there was a hot stewardess on board so they prolly thought i was mutt marring(masturbating) thinking about her...motherfuckers..that was only half the time.. anyways it got so bad where i decided to just stay on the toilet seat in between "sessions"...and in between one..the captain comes on the air(?...or P.A system)..and says "folks we are going to be experiencing a bit of turbulence please return to your seats and buckle up"..now im like oh shit..as im taking a big O shit...the "return to your seatbelt and buckle up" sign lights up in the bathroom..i grabbed my balls for goodluck and braced myself...FUCK TURBULENCE THE PILOT WAS FLYING LIKE HE WAS IN IRAQI AIRSPACE..he was zigzagging and flying sideways n shit..everytime the plane would go up my tutti in my stomach i could feel it IN MY CHEST(nasty)..and then when it would go down it would come SCREAMING out of my gand..meri bund paatgi..literally...after 35 minutes(while turbulence was still happening) i get out of the washroom and the hot stewardess is strapped inside her seat and she gives me a half smile..i look down and return to my seat after the turbulence my Chacha(Grandfather's brother) comes over and whispers to me "kee hoya"(what's happening)..to which i WHISPER back "minu tuttiyan lugigyan"(igot diahhrea)...and then he yells in the loudest fucking voice ever "TINU TUTTIYAN LUGIGYAN!?!" and is all smirking..fucking i look around and half the plane is giggling..most of them laughing into their lap..thanks Gramps! may 28th 2007 not again __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front Last edited by Lord_Dirty : May 28th, 2007 at 10:03 AM.

March 21st, 2006, 01:07 PM	#3
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March 21st, 2006, 01:17 PM	#5
EverBlazinGyal i make it fit. Tournaments Won: 100 Join Date: Jun 28 2004 Posts: 31,165 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748509 Casino cash: $53712	yeah it is i haven't seen the video though :/ __________________

March 21st, 2006, 01:25 PM	#6
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	fucking air india food __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front

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March 21st, 2006, 07:42 PM	#14
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	they put me up in the (empty) first class section for a lil while and they had NOTIHNG to give me for my tuttiyan no immodium or anything JUST "ORAL REHYDRATION SALTS" __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front

March 21st, 2006, 07:44 PM	#15
Lord_Dirty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 17 2004 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 15,045 Reputation: 66960796 --> Rep Power: 6696160 Casino cash: $8340	and each time the pilot landed on a runway he'd land halfway on the grass and then he'd be swervin back and forth on the runway trying to get the plane straight, fucking felt like i was in a lil flip video __________________ www.jay-d.com \| www.amuadventures.com \| they call me the haathee because my trunk is in front

March 21st, 2006, 07:47 PM	#19
Be\|\|a Banned Join Date: Jun 17 2005 Posts: 22,295 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	ROFL! You poor poor thing. I hate flying. Did you stink up the whole toilet? That's probably why she gave you an awkward smile cause you opend the door to the lavatory and they place stunk up.

March 21st, 2006, 07:52 PM	#23
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