THIS IS HOW A 7 YEAR OLD KID EXPLAINS SEX(must read)18+warnin

[desi_jatt4u]

this is how a kid explains sex...HAHA FUNNY SHIT!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

[Shh! Dont tell]

Lame.


read it soo many times. it not funny anymore.


hello anyways.

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

Lame.


read it soo many times. it not funny anymore.


hello anyways.

hey sup

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

hey sup

nuttin, you?

[Ketamine-Abuse]

So wait, a 7 year old talks about sex but you've put an 18+ tag on it. How the hell does that make sense.

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

nuttin, you?

nm either just here bored at home

[BoO bOo]

summarize it please. its too long to read.








m already color blind

[zain31]

Originally Posted by Ketamine-Abuse

So wait, a 7 year old talks about sex but you've put an 18+ tag on it. How the hell does that make sense.

i know about sex when i was 9 years old

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Ketamine-Abuse

So wait, a 7 year old talks about sex but you've put an 18+ tag on it. How the hell does that make sense.

well dont wanna get banned r n e thin, i guess

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

nm either just here bored at home

me too.




LETS HAVE A PARTY!!




but no sharab please.

[zain31]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

me too.




LETS HAVE A PARTY!!




but no sharab please.

ok Chaloo get ready

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by BoO bOo

summarize it please. its too long to read.








m already color blind

i guess u have to read it all
hi anyways

[desi_luscious]

inappropriate!

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

me too.




LETS HAVE A PARTY!!




but no sharab please.

ok just water

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by BoO bOo

summarize it please. its too long to read.








m already color blind

i guess u have to read it all...
hi anyways

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

ok just water

ahahahah hey... if you have me at a party you dont need sharab.

but it has to be one of those punjabi parties.. i cant stand these gora parties.
they are lame.


Lemme repharse my first sentence. If you have Punjabis at a party.. sharab di keenu loord?

[PurpLE HeArtS]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

this is how a kid explains sex...HAHA FUNNY SHIT!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'making out' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.

HEARD IT SO MANY TYMESSSS.

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by BoO bOo

summarize it please. its too long to read.








m already color blind

a lil kid spies on his sister while she has sex with her bf... yeah and he says cute lil stuff like.. the eel got big and stuff... yeah. its kinda cute.. but perverted.

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

ahahahah hey... if you have me at a party you dont need sharab.

but it has to be one of those punjabi parties.. i cant stand these gora parties.
they are lame.


Lemme repharse my first sentence. If you have Punjabis at a party.. sharab di keenu loord?

saadi punjabi parties always rock

[2CoNfUsEd]

cute?

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

a lil kid spies on his sister while she has sex with her bf... yeah and he says cute lil stuff like.. the eel got big and stuff... yeah. its kinda cute.. but perverted.

he just so innnocent when he names stuff

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

saadi punjabi parties always rock

i know.. we are just oh so awesome. lol
Im kacey. whats ur name?

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

he just so innnocent when he names stuff

lol i know! " By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. "



hahahahaha adorkable!!!

[desi_jatt4u]

Originally Posted by Shh! Dont tell

i know.. we are just oh so awesome. lol
Im kacey. whats ur name?

i am sunny dhillon

[Shh! Dont tell]

Originally Posted by desi_jatt4u

i am sunny dhillon

aw man now i feel like a coconut. Kacey not my real name.. its just a nick name.. just telling u that so u dont think "hai oh raaba.. another coconut.."