The Rules of Wedding Crashing

d-wal · December 2nd, 2005, 07:20 AM

Rule #1 – Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own.
Rule #2 – Never use your real name.
Rule #3 – Never confess.
Rule #4 – No one goes home alone.
Rule #5 – Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher.
Rule #6 – Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.
Rule #7 – Blend in by standing out.
Rule #8 – Be the life of the party.
Rule #9 – Whatever it takes to get in, get in.
Rule #10 – Invitations are for pussies.
Rule #11 – Sensitive is good.
Rule #12 – Of course you dream of one day having children.
Rule #13 – Bridesmaids are desperate – console them.
Rule #14 – You're a distant relative of a dead cousin.
Rule #15 – Fight the urge to tell the truth.
Rule #16 – Always have an up-to-date family tree.
Rule #17 – Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night.
Rule #18 – You love animals and children.
Rule #19 – Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it.
Rule #20 – Always have an early "appointment" the next morning.
Rule #21 – Make sure she's 18.
Rule #22 – You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime.
Rule #23 – There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around.
Rule #24 – If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run.
Rule #25 – You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant.
Rule #26 – Of course you love her.
Rule #27 – Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close.
Rule #28 – Make sure there's an open bar.
Rule #29 – Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again.
Rule #30 – You're from out of town. ALWAYS.
Rule #31 – Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up.
Rule #32 – Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse.
Rule #33 – Never go back to your place.
Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise.
Rule #35 – Breakfast is for closers.
Rule #39 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient".
Rule #40 - No "chicken dancing" – no exceptions.
Rule #41 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement.
Rule #42 – The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor.
Rule #43 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet."
Rule #44 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink.
Rule #45 – You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church.
Rule #46 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing.
Rule #47 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield.
Rule #48 - Always remember your fake name!
Rule #49 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising."
Rule #50 – When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island.

End.

punjabi_V1J_de · December 2nd, 2005, 07:35 AM

is this meant for discussion or just a refernce for indian wedding crashers on RD?

poojasxy · December 2nd, 2005, 07:36 AM

i fucking LOVE that movie.

lovestick · December 2nd, 2005, 07:43 AM

i've crashed weddings in pakistan. super fun.

**parkinlotpimp** · December 2nd, 2005, 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poojasxy

i fucking LOVE that movie.

when r u gon be a bridesmad

**s11nyk** · December 2nd, 2005, 07:46 AM

its much easier just crashing and doing what everyone else does...........eat, drink, dance............you wont be spotted as it's very unlikey that the bride/grooms parants know evry one at the function.

arbigooner · December 2nd, 2005, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by lovestick

i've crashed weddings in pakistan. super fun.

haha, in Pakistan people just crash weddings for food. and no one ever notices since one can never have too many relatives.

lovestick · December 2nd, 2005, 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arbigooner

haha, in Pakistan people just crash weddings for food. and no one ever notices since one can never have too many relatives.

yeah, and if you're no one's relative, you can just say you're someone's friend. even if you're caught, i doubt you'd ever get kicked out. pakis are super hospitable.

sweetvirgogirl · December 2nd, 2005, 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arbigooner

haha, in Pakistan people just crash weddings for food. and no one ever notices since one can never have too many relatives.

your favorite indian actress is preity zinta ... right?

arbigooner · December 2nd, 2005, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lovestick

yeah, and if you're no one's relative, you can just say you're someone's friend. even if you're caught, i doubt you'd ever get kicked out. pakis are super hospitable.

yeah, you can never get kicked out. theyre just too happy on a wedding day to care about crashers...if you get caught by the girls relatives, you can say I'm from the guys side..and vice versa. lol.

arbigooner · December 2nd, 2005, 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetvirgogirl

your favorite indian actress is preity zinta ... right?

yeah...what does that have to do with this thread?

sweetvirgogirl · December 2nd, 2005, 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arbigooner

yeah...what does that have to do with this thread?

sorry ... i can be extremely random at times ...
can you tell me whos your second most favorite actress?

arbigooner · December 2nd, 2005, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetvirgogirl

sorry ... i can be extremely random at times ...
can you tell me whos your second most favorite actress?

hmm, hard to tell. I dont think I have any.

sweetvirgogirl · December 2nd, 2005, 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arbigooner

hmm, hard to tell. I dont think I have any.

alright thanks

d-wal · December 2nd, 2005, 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punjabi_V1J_de

is this meant for discussion or just a refernce for indian wedding crashers on RD?

lol i heart the movie so i figured i may as well share...

d-wal · December 2nd, 2005, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arbigooner

yeah, you can never get kicked out. theyre just too happy on a wedding day to care about crashers...if you get caught by the girls relatives, you can say I'm from the guys side..and vice versa. lol.

haha someone sounds a bit experienced in this whole "crashing" business

zuiwaziri · December 2nd, 2005, 08:20 AM

Haha funny.
My cuzin crashed Abrar ul-Haq's shaadi last year.
She had sooo much fun.
No pictures, so i dont believe her.

**Ac89** · December 2nd, 2005, 03:01 PM

d-wal you're insane....

that movie kicked ass!!!!!!!!!!1

tsx09 · December 2nd, 2005, 03:04 PM

plagarism is wrong

solarez · December 2nd, 2005, 03:11 PM

that movie was awesome..and hey D

**jay_desi** · December 2nd, 2005, 03:24 PM

I hate weddings, every time I go to some wedding... some aunty comes n asks... how are you?.... n I start thinking... who in the hell is she?

and crashing in desi weddings.. thas a totally new concept for me

**jay_desi** · December 2nd, 2005, 03:25 PM

hey d-wal, how are you?

d-wal · December 2nd, 2005, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ac89

d-wal you're insane....

that movie kicked ass!!!!!!!!!!1

your taste in movies is clearly something i agree with

d-wal · December 2nd, 2005, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsx09

plagarism is wrong

teri maa is wrong.

arbigooner · December 2nd, 2005, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by d-wal

haha someone sounds a bit experienced in this whole "crashing" business

lol no...but I've heard stories from cousins.

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December 2nd, 2005, 07:20 AM	#1
d-wal Banned Join Date: Dec 4 2004 Location: in che guevara's heart. Posts: 3,248 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	The Rules of Wedding Crashing Rule #1 – Never leave a fellow Crasher behind. Crashers take care of their own. Rule #2 – Never use your real name. Rule #3 – Never confess. Rule #4 – No one goes home alone. Rule #5 – Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher. Rule #6 – Do not sit in the corner and sulk. It draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms. Rule #7 – Blend in by standing out. Rule #8 – Be the life of the party. Rule #9 – Whatever it takes to get in, get in. Rule #10 – Invitations are for pussies. Rule #11 – Sensitive is good. Rule #12 – Of course you dream of one day having children. Rule #13 – Bridesmaids are desperate – console them. Rule #14 – You're a distant relative of a dead cousin. Rule #15 – Fight the urge to tell the truth. Rule #16 – Always have an up-to-date family tree. Rule #17 – Every female wedding guest deserves a wedding night. Rule #18 – You love animals and children. Rule #19 – Toast in the native language if you know the native language and have practiced the toast. Do not wing it. Rule #20 – Always have an early "appointment" the next morning. Rule #21 – Make sure she's 18. Rule #22 – You have a wedding and a reception to seal the deal. Period. No overtime. Rule #23 – There's nothing wrong with having seconds. Provided there's enough women to go around. Rule #24 – If you get outted, leave calmly. Do not run. Rule #25 – You understand she heard that but that's not what you meant. Rule #26 – Of course you love her. Rule #27 – Don't over drink. The machinery must work in order to close. Rule #28 – Make sure there's an open bar. Rule #29 – Always be a team player. Everyone needs a little help now and again. Rule #30 – You're from out of town. ALWAYS. Rule #31 – Girls in hats tend to be proper and rarely give it up. Rule #32 – Don't commit to a relative unless you're absolutely sure that they have a pulse. Rule #33 – Never go back to your place. Rule #34 - Be gone by sunrise. Rule #35 – Breakfast is for closers. Rule #39 - Your favorite movie is "The English Patient". Rule #40 - No "chicken dancing" – no exceptions. Rule #41 - Never hit on the bride! It's a one-way ticket to the pavement. Rule #42 – The way to a woman's bed is through the dance floor. Rule #43 - Dance with old folks and the kids. The girls will think you're "sweet." Rule #44 - If there is a cash bar, bring your fake war medals. You'll never have to buy a drink. Rule #45 – You forgot your invitation in your rush to get to the church. Rule #46 - At the service, sit in the fifth row. It's close enough to wedding party to seem like you're an invited guest. Never sit in the back. The back row just smells like crashing. Rule #47 - If two rival crashers pick the same girl, the crasher with the least seniority will respectfully yield. Rule #48 - Always remember your fake name! Rule #49 - The Rules of Wedding Crashing are sacred. Don't sully them by "improvising." Rule #50 – When your crash partner fails, you fail. No man is an island. End.

December 2nd, 2005, 07:35 AM	#2
punjabi_V1J_de Banned Join Date: Nov 19 2005 Location: originally lahore Posts: 444 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	is this meant for discussion or just a refernce for indian wedding crashers on RD?

December 2nd, 2005, 07:36 AM	#3
poojasxy Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jul 10 2005 Posts: 9,254 Reputation: -12543599 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1336	i fucking LOVE that movie. __________________

December 2nd, 2005, 07:43 AM	#4
lovestick Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Jun 28 2005 Location: ca Posts: 6,648 Reputation: 3596 --> Rep Power: 402 Casino cash: $465	i've crashed weddings in pakistan. super fun.

December 2nd, 2005, 07:46 AM	#6
s11nyk The Family Man Join Date: Jul 29 2004 Location: Tutte Khoo Posts: 23,419 Reputation: 106961323 --> Rep Power: 10696246 Casino cash: $10587	its much easier just crashing and doing what everyone else does...........eat, drink, dance............you wont be spotted as it's very unlikey that the bride/grooms parants know evry one at the function.

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zuiwaziri Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Oct 15 2005 Location: Kanjar Khaney deh Vich aKa Buurmin-am !! Posts: 8,075 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 49 Casino cash: $8331	Haha funny. My cuzin crashed Abrar ul-Haq's shaadi last year. She had sooo much fun. No pictures, so i dont believe her.

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Ac89 VIP Member Join Date: Dec 1 2004 Posts: 12,586 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 69 Casino cash: $1000	d-wal you're insane.... that movie kicked ass!!!!!!!!!!1 __________________

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solarez Banned Join Date: Dec 11 2004 Location: Bangkok - im not really from there..i just wrote it as a subliminal message for girls Posts: 16,033 Reputation: 0 --> Rep Power: 0 Casino cash: $1000	that movie was awesome..and hey D

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jay_desi NO IF NO BUT, ONLY JATT! Tournaments Won: 3 Join Date: Nov 2 2005 Location: New York Posts: 7,450 Reputation: 511833661 --> Rep Power: 51183411 Casino cash: $10593	I hate weddings, every time I go to some wedding... some aunty comes n asks... how are you?.... n I start thinking... who in the hell is she? and crashing in desi weddings.. thas a totally new concept for me

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