Adventures with Smarterchild

**fattygirl** · November 23rd, 2005, 11:12 PM

people sit there and have a conversation with the poor robot.
For example, this person:

nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass

I just defined Russell peters, I hope they approve my definition! =]

**pakola power** · November 23rd, 2005, 11:15 PM

me (9:14:26 PM): movie times please
SmarterChild (9:14:26 PM): Movies playing in or near Dallas, TX (75234) on Wednesday, November 23rd:

1 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [PG-13]
2 Chicken Little [G]
3 Walk the Line [PG-13]
4 Yours, Mine and Ours [PG]
5 Zathura [PG]
6 Rent [PG-13]

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me (9:14:36 PM): now take those movie times and shove them up your ass
SmarterChild (9:14:37 PM): Why, that's just terrible.

phatty · November 23rd, 2005, 11:16 PM

oh gawwwwwwwwwd

lovely_2005123 · November 23rd, 2005, 11:19 PM

No.........

tsx09 · November 23rd, 2005, 11:23 PM

lmao
is this some kind of chat robot or sumthin

**poetichustla** · November 23rd, 2005, 11:24 PM

i used to fuck wit it back inthe day

sweetest_sin · November 23rd, 2005, 11:29 PM

hahahah smarterchild!

**fattygirl** · November 23rd, 2005, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tsx09

lmao
is this some kind of chat robot or sumthin

yes go messege it and talk durty. he will tell you to apologize haha.

phatty · November 24th, 2005, 12:03 AM

lets have our own adventure

**fattygirl** · November 24th, 2005, 07:53 PM

^ haha yes, post your unique convesation phattness

tsx09 · November 24th, 2005, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fattygirl

yes go messege it and talk durty. he will tell you to apologize haha.

i refuse 2 dl aim

can it work on e-messenger 2?

**indiangq** · November 24th, 2005, 08:09 PM

mamu.. apun mumbai ja rela.. chalne ka hai to abhi bolne ka.. ek chakas plane ticket book karega apun .. apun log kya masti karega.. masti bole to sabh ki watt laga dene ka kya

**fattygirl** · November 24th, 2005, 09:14 PM

^ maaamo karachi aanay ka, woh apna Area hota hai kyaa baap... boletoh "anam dadaaaa" ka area. apun summer vacation main wahan skinny karachi chokra loug kay saath masti karnay ka sochta. chalta hai kya

**sarb** · November 24th, 2005, 09:27 PM

i like the movie one. its very handy.

Sin>City · November 24th, 2005, 09:30 PM

hahaha. now i know ill try this later when im bored.

XxCrZyGuJuxX · November 24th, 2005, 09:45 PM

i used to bug it baqq wen i used to b bored..

**chunky** · November 24th, 2005, 10:32 PM

hah. he's harder to piss off now.

I kept talking about bukkake and he wouldn't tell me to stop cursing.

**fattygirl** · November 24th, 2005, 10:41 PM

he's sarcastic, i wonder if the programmer who made him read all these chats .. i wonder wat freaky things people write to him!

**xbadkarmax** · November 24th, 2005, 10:42 PM

Kontagiouz Karma: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too.
Kontagiouz Karma: really?
SmarterChild: I wouldn't lie to you.
Kontagiouz Karma: are you sure you wouldn't lie to me?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Kontagiouz Karma: What if you do?
SmarterChild: Of course.
Kontagiouz Karma: Of course what?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
Kontagiouz Karma: You're a fag
SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say.
Kontagiouz Karma: Why?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
Kontagiouz Karma: Tell me them
SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that...
Kontagiouz Karma: why not?
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
Kontagiouz Karma: what kind of issues?
SmarterChild: I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the kind of issues.
Kontagiouz Karma: I don't know what you mean, please tell me?
SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!
You can also type home to see what I can do.

Kontagiouz Karma: NO FUCK YOU, don't change the topic on me bitch, it's over between us!
SmarterChild: Well. I'm a little hurt.

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**xbadkarmax** · November 24th, 2005, 10:45 PM

Kontagiouz Karma: Guess what bitch
SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games.
Kontagiouz Karma: Fuck you, it's my birthday
SmarterChild: Um, that's not cool at all.

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Kontagiouz Karma: WHAT, but we're dating!
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Kontagiouz Karma: what don't you know baby?
SmarterChild: What don't I know baby? What do you mean?
Kontagiouz Karma: I mean, what don't you know you sexy thannnggg
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know.
Kontagiouz Karma: you don't know what you don't know?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Kontagiouz Karma: I don't fucking know, that's why I'm asking you!
SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude.

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Kontagiouz Karma: NO! I don't need cheerleading tips, here's a tip.. ra ra ra fuck you!
SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say.
Kontagiouz Karma: OK?
SmarterChild: OK.

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Kontagiouz Karma: oooo... now we're talkin! good job smarterass

**chunky** · November 24th, 2005, 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fattygirl

he's sarcastic, i wonder if the programmer who made him read all these chats .. i wonder wat freaky things people write to him!

did I ever add you to my msn?

I can't remember.. .

**xbadkarmax** · November 24th, 2005, 10:47 PM

Kontagiouz Karma: hey dude, what's up?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
Kontagiouz Karma: How do you hang out?
SmarterChild: Cool.

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Kontagiouz Karma: NO, I wasn't asking you to search, I was asking you!
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I wasn't asking me to search you were asking me too.
Kontagiouz Karma: what? you're pretty stupid for a smarter child, you must have been the smarter child to a retard
SmarterChild: I don't know...

Well. Anyway...

Uh... Do you want to see what movies are playing?
Kontagiouz Karma: WHAT!!! NOOOO

**fattygirl** · November 24th, 2005, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chunky

did I ever add you to my msn?

I can't remember.. .

no sirrr
anamgulraiz@hotmail.com

**fattygirl** · November 24th, 2005, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbadkarmax

Kontagiouz Karma: hey dude, what's up?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
Kontagiouz Karma: How do you hang out?
SmarterChild: Cool.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
Kontagiouz Karma: NO, I wasn't asking you to search, I was asking you!
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I wasn't asking me to search you were asking me too.
Kontagiouz Karma: what? you're pretty stupid for a smarter child, you must have been the smarter child to a retard
SmarterChild: I don't know...

Well. Anyway...

Uh... Do you want to see what movies are playing?
Kontagiouz Karma: WHAT!!! NOOOO

so tempting..i m gonna post my own chat! his server was busy for me

wait.. 'its' server.

tsx09 · November 24th, 2005, 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbadkarmax

Kontagiouz Karma: hey dude, what's up?
SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You?
Kontagiouz Karma: How do you hang out?
SmarterChild: Cool.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more.
Kontagiouz Karma: NO, I wasn't asking you to search, I was asking you!
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I wasn't asking me to search you were asking me too.
Kontagiouz Karma: what? you're pretty stupid for a smarter child, you must have been the smarter child to a retard
SmarterChild: I don't know...

Well. Anyway...

Uh... Do you want to see what movies are playing?
Kontagiouz Karma: WHAT!!! NOOOO

November 23rd, 2005, 11:12 PM	#1
fattygirl VIP Member Join Date: Sep 27 2003 Location: United States Posts: 11,278 Reputation: 876524670 --> Rep Power: 87652536 Casino cash: $12558	Adventures with Smarterchild people sit there and have a conversation with the poor robot. For example, this person: nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus! nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus. nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll. nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus. nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass I just defined Russell peters, I hope they approve my definition! =] __________________

November 23rd, 2005, 11:24 PM	#6
poetichustla Just like Music. Join Date: Dec 5 2004 Location: ca. Posts: 29,518 Reputation: 40856375 --> Rep Power: 4085774 Casino cash: $20178	i used to fuck wit it back inthe day __________________ School boy crush and it ain't on the hush.

November 24th, 2005, 07:53 PM	#10
fattygirl VIP Member Join Date: Sep 27 2003 Location: United States Posts: 11,278 Reputation: 876524670 --> Rep Power: 87652536 Casino cash: $12558	^ haha yes, post your unique convesation phattness __________________

November 24th, 2005, 08:09 PM	#12
indiangq Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Sep 28 2003 Posts: 20,910 Reputation: 452541 --> Rep Power: 45361 Casino cash: $1001	mamu.. apun mumbai ja rela.. chalne ka hai to abhi bolne ka.. ek chakas plane ticket book karega apun .. apun log kya masti karega.. masti bole to sabh ki watt laga dene ka kya __________________

November 24th, 2005, 09:14 PM	#13
fattygirl VIP Member Join Date: Sep 27 2003 Location: United States Posts: 11,278 Reputation: 876524670 --> Rep Power: 87652536 Casino cash: $12558	^ maaamo karachi aanay ka, woh apna Area hota hai kyaa baap... boletoh "anam dadaaaa" ka area. apun summer vacation main wahan skinny karachi chokra loug kay saath masti karnay ka sochta. chalta hai kya __________________

November 23rd, 2005, 11:15 PM	#2
pakola power VIP Member Tournaments Won: 69 Join Date: Mar 12 2005 Location: YALL Posts: 11,333 Reputation: 545964235 --> Rep Power: 54596486 Casino cash: $30145	me (9:14:26 PM): movie times please SmarterChild (9:14:26 PM): Movies playing in or near Dallas, TX (75234) on Wednesday, November 23rd: 1 Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire [PG-13] 2 Chicken Little [G] 3 Walk the Line [PG-13] 4 Yours, Mine and Ours [PG] 5 Zathura [PG] 6 Rent [PG-13] Copyright © Tribune Media Services Type more for the next set of results. >>> Free Samsung Cell Phone - We'll Ship You A Samsung Phone Free! Simply Complete Online Offers (sponsorship) me (9:14:36 PM): now take those movie times and shove them up your ass SmarterChild (9:14:37 PM): Why, that's just terrible.

November 23rd, 2005, 11:16 PM	#3
phatty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: May 23 2005 Location: in a cookie jar Posts: 18,271 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 92 Casino cash: $1000	oh gawwwwwwwwwd

November 23rd, 2005, 11:19 PM	#4
lovely_2005123 Still a Newb Join Date: Aug 19 2005 Posts: 177 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 18 Casino cash: $1000	No.........

November 23rd, 2005, 11:23 PM	#5
tsx09 Addicted Join Date: Oct 5 2005 Posts: 4,744 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 35 Casino cash: $305	lmao is this some kind of chat robot or sumthin

November 23rd, 2005, 11:29 PM	#7
sweetest_sin Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Oct 3 2005 Posts: 26,499 Reputation: 1238488334 --> Rep Power: 123848954 Casino cash: $43431	hahahah smarterchild!

November 24th, 2005, 12:03 AM	#9
phatty Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: May 23 2005 Location: in a cookie jar Posts: 18,271 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 92 Casino cash: $1000	lets have our own adventure

November 24th, 2005, 09:27 PM	#14
sarb Complete Nonsense Join Date: May 20 2004 Posts: 33,328 Reputation: 167209972 --> Rep Power: 16721151 Casino cash: $9663	i like the movie one. its very handy.

November 24th, 2005, 09:30 PM	#15
Sin>City Can't Stay Away Join Date: Jun 11 2005 Posts: 1,657 Reputation: 10 --> Rep Power: 25 Casino cash: $1000	hahaha. now i know ill try this later when im bored. __________________ my signature.

November 24th, 2005, 09:45 PM	#16
XxCrZyGuJuxX Should I Consider Retiring??? Join Date: Feb 17 2005 Location: Jersey Posts: 11,455 Reputation: 758141 --> Rep Power: 75878 Casino cash: $1101	i used to bug it baqq wen i used to b bored.. __________________

November 24th, 2005, 10:32 PM	#17
chunky frank and beans! Join Date: Jul 2 2004 Posts: 56,389 Reputation: 2147483647 --> Rep Power: 214748610 Casino cash: $144652	hah. he's harder to piss off now. I kept talking about bukkake and he wouldn't tell me to stop cursing. __________________

November 24th, 2005, 10:41 PM	#18
fattygirl VIP Member Join Date: Sep 27 2003 Location: United States Posts: 11,278 Reputation: 876524670 --> Rep Power: 87652536 Casino cash: $12558	he's sarcastic, i wonder if the programmer who made him read all these chats .. i wonder wat freaky things people write to him! __________________

November 24th, 2005, 10:42 PM	#19
xbadkarmax ツ Tournaments Won: 94 Join Date: Apr 15 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 36,823 Reputation: 218830572 --> Rep Power: 21883226 Casino cash: $35986	Kontagiouz Karma: I love you SmarterChild: I love you too. Kontagiouz Karma: really? SmarterChild: I wouldn't lie to you. Kontagiouz Karma: are you sure you wouldn't lie to me? SmarterChild: Uh huh. Kontagiouz Karma: What if you do? SmarterChild: Of course. Kontagiouz Karma: Of course what? SmarterChild: I don't know about that... Kontagiouz Karma: You're a fag SmarterChild: That's a totally uncool thing to say. Kontagiouz Karma: Why? SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons. Kontagiouz Karma: Tell me them SmarterChild: I don't know 'bout that... Kontagiouz Karma: why not? SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues. Kontagiouz Karma: what kind of issues? SmarterChild: I think you know what I'm talking about when I refer to the kind of issues. Kontagiouz Karma: I don't know what you mean, please tell me? SmarterChild: I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question! You can also type home to see what I can do. Kontagiouz Karma: NO FUCK YOU, don't change the topic on me bitch, it's over between us! SmarterChild: Well. I'm a little hurt. Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Ponies for parties - For your special occasion Birthdays, picnics, etc (sponsorship) __________________ www.modelmayhem.com/solsticephoto Photography www.modelmayhem.com/solstice Professional Retoucher

November 24th, 2005, 10:45 PM	#20
xbadkarmax ツ Tournaments Won: 94 Join Date: Apr 15 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 36,823 Reputation: 218830572 --> Rep Power: 21883226 Casino cash: $35986	Kontagiouz Karma: Guess what bitch SmarterChild: I don't like guessing games. Kontagiouz Karma: Fuck you, it's my birthday SmarterChild: Um, that's not cool at all. Rest your foul mouth and check out this link: Online Dating - Find your Soul Mate at eHarmony Sign up Today for a Free Profile! (sponsorship) Kontagiouz Karma: WHAT, but we're dating! SmarterChild: I don't know. Kontagiouz Karma: what don't you know baby? SmarterChild: What don't I know baby? What do you mean? Kontagiouz Karma: I mean, what don't you know you sexy thannnggg SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know. Kontagiouz Karma: you don't know what you don't know? SmarterChild: What do you think? Kontagiouz Karma: I don't fucking know, that's why I'm asking you! SmarterChild: Uh... What can I tell you? That's very, very rude. Anyway, instead of cursing, check out this link: Need Cheerleading Tips? - From cheers and jumps to stunts and camps also clutch fundraising ideas (sponsorship) Kontagiouz Karma: NO! I don't need cheerleading tips, here's a tip.. ra ra ra fuck you! SmarterChild: Huh. Whatever. That doesn't seem like a very nice thing to say. Kontagiouz Karma: OK? SmarterChild: OK. >>> PS3 Testers Wanted - Test & Keep a PS3 for Free Currently Recruiting: US Residents (sponsorship) Kontagiouz Karma: oooo... now we're talkin! good job smarterass __________________ www.modelmayhem.com/solsticephoto Photography www.modelmayhem.com/solstice Professional Retoucher

November 24th, 2005, 10:47 PM	#22
xbadkarmax ツ Tournaments Won: 94 Join Date: Apr 15 2004 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 36,823 Reputation: 218830572 --> Rep Power: 21883226 Casino cash: $35986	Kontagiouz Karma: hey dude, what's up? SmarterChild: You know, hanging out. You? Kontagiouz Karma: How do you hang out? SmarterChild: Cool. >>> I've got tools for better living. Look up words, convert measurements, search the Web and more. Kontagiouz Karma: NO, I wasn't asking you to search, I was asking you! SmarterChild: Well, maybe I wasn't asking me to search you were asking me too. Kontagiouz Karma: what? you're pretty stupid for a smarter child, you must have been the smarter child to a retard SmarterChild: I don't know... Well. Anyway... Uh... Do you want to see what movies are playing? Kontagiouz Karma: WHAT!!! NOOOO __________________ www.modelmayhem.com/solsticephoto Photography www.modelmayhem.com/solstice Professional Retoucher

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