This Brought A Tear To My Eye :'(

SnakE187EyeZ · June 16th, 2004, 07:10 PM

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A Malaysian man has been banned from watching any more Euro 2004 matches after disobeying his wife.

The man, known only as Yap, ignored his wife's demand to get an early night so that he could take his children to school the next day, and sneaked out of bed to watch England play France.

His cry of agony as Zinedine Zidane scored the winning penalty deep into injury time for a 2-1 French win woke up his wife, and she subsequently implemented her harsh punishment, Reuters reports.

Yap has now been forced to complain to the main ethnic Chinese political party in Malaysia, after his disgruntled spouse confiscated his remote control and satellite TV card.

"She refused to allow me to watch the game although I promised not to oversleep or shun my responsibility of sending the children to school," 47-year-old Yap told the English-language Star newspaper.

"My wife just doesn't understand my passion for football."

There is no indication that Yap will press a charge of assault on his wife - despite her hitting him on the head with the remote after she discovered his disobedience.

I find the image of a Malaysian housewife hitting her husband on the head with a remote control deeply hilarious. Nevertheless, this is sooooo sad and the only logical solution here is for Yap to kill her.

WildWolfdog · June 16th, 2004, 07:14 PM

LOOOOL HAHAHAHAH i would just go to my friend's house

GlassyJunction · June 16th, 2004, 07:15 PM

lol

yeh i cried wen we lost against the French

iceiceBABY · June 16th, 2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by WildWolfdog

LOOOOL HAHAHAHAH i would just go to my friend's house

how would you bring your kids too schooll in the morning?

SnakE187EyeZ · June 16th, 2004, 07:22 PM

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LOOOOL HAHAHAHAH i would just go to my friend's house

how would you bring your kids too schooll in the morning?

If they priorities, they'll realise that watching euro 2004 is MUCH more important than their child's education.

tom dick harry · June 16th, 2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by WildWolfdog

LOOOOL HAHAHAHAH i would just go to my friend's house

how would you bring your kids too schooll in the morning?

If they priorities, they'll realise that watching euro 2004 is MUCH more important than their child's education.

HAHAHA! dude u realise u just ruled out the chances of eva meeting girls, unless they dun want kids

SnakE187EyeZ · June 16th, 2004, 07:34 PM

Sweeeeeeet!

tom dick harry · June 16th, 2004, 07:39 PM

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Sweeeeeeet!

? wot if u meet a REALLY nice girl, and she wants kids AND wants to shag ur brains out? then ul cry...

WildWolfdog · June 16th, 2004, 07:39 PM

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LOOOOL HAHAHAHAH i would just go to my friend's house

how would you bring your kids too schooll in the morning?

Give them money and tell them to take a taxi cuz the next match would be about to start .. or get the wife to take them .. or get them to go with their friends ... or just come back from the friend's house after the match and take them .. there are many doors, u have to know which one to open

SnakE187EyeZ · June 16th, 2004, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tom dick harry

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Originally Posted by SnakE187EyeZ

Sweeeeeeet!

? wot if u meet a REALLY nice girl, and she wants kids AND wants to shag ur brains out? then ul cry...

I don't like possessive women!

tom dick harry · June 16th, 2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SnakE187EyeZ

Sweeeeeeet!

? wot if u meet a REALLY nice girl, and she wants kids AND wants to shag ur brains out? then ul cry...

I don't like possessive women!

but with this one, its like hidden treasure punani, ur like the luckiest man on earth, in history... then wot? huh? then wot?

CorpX · June 16th, 2004, 08:01 PM

what-a-bitch :P

SnakE187EyeZ · June 16th, 2004, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by tom dick harry

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Originally Posted by SnakE187EyeZ

Sweeeeeeet!

? wot if u meet a REALLY nice girl, and she wants kids AND wants to shag ur brains out? then ul cry...

I don't like possessive women!

but with this one, its like hidden treasure punani, ur like the luckiest man on earth, in history... then wot? huh? then wot?

Then I'd marry her. Missing football won't be an issue because it kicks off at 7:45pm down here anyway and enough time for her to go to school and pick the kids up.

tom dick harry · June 16th, 2004, 08:26 PM

lolz, the pussy always wins in the end... 7:45? u a english bwoy?

GlassyJunction · June 16th, 2004, 08:33 PM

who me?

tom dick harry · June 16th, 2004, 08:34 PM

not u GlassyJunction, i can c u r on ur info thing...

i meant Snake...

SnakE187EyeZ · June 16th, 2004, 08:44 PM

Yep, me a British. I got me the full accent and a Saint George flag and everything.

my_ah · June 16th, 2004, 09:15 PM

ehehehe that was actually quite amuzing....

NumbaOneStunna · June 16th, 2004, 09:18 PM

All this moaning and compalining
when a simple backhand would have done the job

my_ah · June 20th, 2004, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by NumbaOneStunna

All this moaning and compalining
when a simple backhand would have done the job

lol i like da way u fink

June 16th, 2004, 07:14 PM	#2
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